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Hypothetically, If You Got Convicted, What would it be for?
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If you got busted, it would be for:
Fraud (degree, money etc.)
2%
 2%  [ 1 ]
Assault (fight, road rage etc.)
23%
 23%  [ 11 ]
Controlled Substances
19%
 19%  [ 9 ]
Tax Evasion
17%
 17%  [ 8 ]
Visa Infraction
8%
 8%  [ 4 ]
Other
28%
 28%  [ 13 ]
Total Votes : 46

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FDNY



Joined: 27 Sep 2010

PostPosted: Wed Dec 22, 2010 5:48 pm    Post subject: Hypothetically, If You Got Convicted, What would it be for? Reply with quote

This is just a hypothetical question. IF you ever got convicted in Korea what would it be for?
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gogophoto



Joined: 20 Feb 2010

PostPosted: Wed Dec 22, 2010 5:58 pm    Post subject: Re: Hypothetically, If You Got Convicted, What would it be f Reply with quote

FDNY wrote:
This is just a hypothetical question. IF you ever got convicted in Korea what would it be for?


Being criminally handsome. They would just have subpoena a handful of random Koreans and they would certainly convict me on their testimony.
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carleverson



Joined: 04 Dec 2009

PostPosted: Wed Dec 22, 2010 6:00 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

you forgot to add child molestation....

have you seen some of the weirdos working here????
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Zackback



Joined: 05 Nov 2010
Location: Kyungbuk

PostPosted: Wed Dec 22, 2010 6:06 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I choose "other"....the details are unmentionable but are in no doubt utterly shocking.
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madoka



Joined: 27 Mar 2008

PostPosted: Wed Dec 22, 2010 6:07 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

carleverson wrote:
you forgot to add child molestation....

have you seen some of the weirdos working here????


space bar AKA El Exigente AKA bacasper comes to mind. Just a matter of time before he gets busted.
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bobbybigfoot



Joined: 05 May 2007
Location: Seoul

PostPosted: Wed Dec 22, 2010 6:17 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

A mob kingpin, obviously.
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Drew10



Joined: 31 Mar 2009

PostPosted: Wed Dec 22, 2010 6:23 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Realistically...Assault.

I guess i'm not one of those people who enjoys being dinged by taxi mirrors when there's plenty of room on the road for the guy to drive around me.

It's happened to me on more than one occasion, and it's pretty annoying.
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tanklor1



Joined: 13 Jun 2006

PostPosted: Wed Dec 22, 2010 6:26 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

For being awesome!
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Globutron



Joined: 13 Feb 2010
Location: England/Anyang

PostPosted: Wed Dec 22, 2010 6:30 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Rape, here.
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Died By Bear



Joined: 13 Jul 2010
Location: On the big lake they call Gitche Gumee

PostPosted: Wed Dec 22, 2010 7:00 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Murder.adjoshi.train.acting.like.jerk.
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bobbybigfoot



Joined: 05 May 2007
Location: Seoul

PostPosted: Wed Dec 22, 2010 7:30 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Globutron wrote:
Rape, here.


Shocked
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waynehead



Joined: 18 Apr 2006
Location: Jongno

PostPosted: Wed Dec 22, 2010 7:34 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

That sound you hear is the furious clicking of hundreds of Korean translator-netizens.
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akcrono



Joined: 11 Mar 2010

PostPosted: Wed Dec 22, 2010 8:07 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

waynehead wrote:
That sound you hear is the furious clicking of hundreds of Korean translator-netizens.


That dont understand this is a (bad) joke.
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Died By Bear



Joined: 13 Jul 2010
Location: On the big lake they call Gitche Gumee

PostPosted: Wed Dec 22, 2010 8:25 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

akcrono wrote:
waynehead wrote:
That sound you hear is the furious clicking of hundreds of Korean translator-netizens.


That dont understand this is a (bad) joke.



That goes without saying/foregone conclusion.
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ThingsComeAround



Joined: 07 Nov 2008

PostPosted: Wed Dec 22, 2010 8:50 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

being a Communist

get your KJI shirts here!

http://www.zazzle.com/kim+jong+il+gifts
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