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daskalos
Joined: 19 May 2006
Location: The Road to Ithaca
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| Died By Bear wrote: |
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| Public gay sex. |
xristos ke panageamou...  |
Sopa, me to <xristos ke panageasou>.
I can't be the only one who's given or gotten a little knob in the back of a taxi. Or while driving down the highway. Or in a dark alley. Or on the bank of a river under a plane tree, or atop Ulsan Bawi. Mmm, good times.  |
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Louis VI
Joined: 05 Jul 2010
Location: In my Kingdom
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| Posted: Fri Dec 24, 2010 10:41 pm Post subject: |
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| Vehicular manslaughter. A taxi running a red light t-bones my jeep and I'd be the waygook guy in a cast in the Korean courtroom found somehow responsible for it. |
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eb
Joined: 24 Nov 2010
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Sexual assualt with a deadly weapon..  |
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SimonPark
Joined: 18 May 2009
Location: Saving Korea from Bad Teachers
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| Posted: Sat Jan 22, 2011 8:36 am Post subject: |
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| madoka wrote: |
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you forgot to add child molestation....
have you seen some of the weirdos working here???? |
space bar AKA El Exigente AKA bacasper comes to mind. Just a matter of time before he gets busted. |
PM me Maddy and we will work on this. |
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SimonPark
Joined: 18 May 2009
Location: Saving Korea from Bad Teachers
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| Posted: Sat Jan 22, 2011 8:38 am Post subject: |
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| Note the confessions from NETs. |
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Hugo85
Joined: 27 Aug 2010
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| Posted: Sat Jan 22, 2011 1:21 pm Post subject: |
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| Out of all of those, definitely assault or visa infraction. Visa infraction because I might forget to renew or something and assault because an assault against a foreigner counts as an assault by a foreigner. |
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Illysook
Joined: 30 Jun 2008
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Disturbing the peace at my gym.
Nevermind that they constantly blast K-pop throughout the place, it's the waegook who turns up the TV volume loud enough that she can hear it from a few feet away who is disturbing everyone! |
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bamboozler
Joined: 18 Jan 2011
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Definitely not any assault or drug related crimes.
But I love stealing things, I often shoplift in Korea, it's the easiest place to do so. I just smile and gain their confidence. I use my bag to throw in whatever small/expensive stuff I can (razors for example), then pay for like 5 items.
If it came down to it I would just be like "Oh I was holding on to those because my arms are too weak to hold everything."
Btw, I'm talking about convenience stores not other places.
Keep your ear to the grindstone! |
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Steelrails
Joined: 12 Mar 2009
Location: Earth, Solar System
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| Posted: Sun Jan 23, 2011 5:04 am Post subject: |
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| bamboozler wrote: |
Definitely not any assault or drug related crimes.
But I love stealing things, I often shoplift in Korea, it's the easiest place to do so. I just smile and gain their confidence. I use my bag to throw in whatever small/expensive stuff I can (razors for example), then pay for like 5 items.
If it came down to it I would just be like "Oh I was holding on to those because my arms are too weak to hold everything."
Btw, I'm talking about convenience stores not other places.
Keep your ear to the grindstone! |
Where do you live? I am an incredibly attractive Earth-female who wants to come over to your apartment. Do you have any valuables? I sell insurance as well. PM Please. |
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chris_J2
Joined: 17 Apr 2006
Location: From Brisbane, Au.
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| Posted: Sun Jan 23, 2011 5:15 am Post subject: Imaginary crime |
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Mass Murder & assassination:
Evil Hagwon Owners, crooked politicians (eg, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad of Iran, Than Shwe, President of Myanmar for starters), excessively noisy upstairs neighbors, hell, I may as well get Kim Jong-il, whilst I'm at it! |
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murmanjake
Joined: 21 Oct 2008
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| Posted: Sun Jan 23, 2011 5:19 am Post subject: |
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Libel
I think some day I'll publicize an honest opinion which gets me in trouble. I imagine someone like Simonpark might be the provocation that initiates that particular chain of unjust events. |
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loveless
Joined: 27 Jul 2010
Location: love is a danger of a different kind...
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| Posted: Sun Jan 23, 2011 5:25 am Post subject: |
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slashing up my ex-wifes accountant and lawyer with my razor-sharp machete into little pieces... 
i think i would start with the toes, then, the feet, after that, aim for the knees then the hips...oh my gawd, somebody stop me! there goes the torso!  then the arms and head... so cool... 
any politicians in the area would be next and, if the dum-ass cops still cant catch me, everybody i hate is so next...gee, i love this thread!  |
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earthquakez
Joined: 10 Nov 2010
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| Posted: Wed Apr 06, 2011 1:38 am Post subject: |
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| SimonPark wrote: |
| madoka wrote: |
| carleverson wrote: |
you forgot to add child molestation....
have you seen some of the weirdos working here???? |
space bar AKA El Exigente AKA bacasper comes to mind. Just a matter of time before he gets busted. |
PM me Maddy and we will work on this. |
RACIST KOREAN TROLL ALERT 
I encourage ESL cafe posters to report Simon Park to the mods. He comes from the racist hate-speech forum Korean Sentry, noted for calling foreigners "filth", violence inciting rants againt foreigners marrying Koreans, constant use of threats, insults and racial slurs against anybody not Korean etc etc.
Korean Sentry is run by a Korean misfit who doesn't want any foreigners (especially "whitey") in Korea and regularly voices his hatred for foreigners making money as English teachers while all the time he works in Australia for a company called PC Tools. Spread the word Australians - tell PC Tools you will never do business in any way with them while they employ out and out, unapologetic racists like Mr Ma.
Korean Sentry is full of this kind of illegal speech (it's certainly illegal in the UK and I bet in Australia) and the coward who runs it and the cowards who are members think that having the server in the US will protect them. |
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adventuregal
Joined: 31 Dec 2009
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| Posted: Wed Apr 06, 2011 9:28 pm Post subject: |
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For pushing or hitting back some drunk adjusshi who thinks it is his god-given right to hit or strike some woman he doesn't know in public for some perceived slight against his manhood or the nation.
I've already instructed my friends to bring me fresh fruit in prison. |
This made my day I'd totally smuggle a suba in for you! |
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gyopochris
Joined: 05 Apr 2011
Location: Seoul
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| Posted: Wed Apr 06, 2011 10:11 pm Post subject: |
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Interesting thread.
I didn't think you would get serious responses though and after scanning some answers...I was not wrong haha
I think it would be "fight" or "other" for me |
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