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loveless
Joined: 27 Jul 2010
Location: love is a danger of a different kind...
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 Posted: Tue Jan 25, 2011 5:06 am Post subject: Dave's BIG joke thread 2011 |
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what's the difference between good oral sex and a new 2011 Chevrolet Corvette Stingray?
your mama never gave me a new 2011 Chevrolet Corvette Stingray!  |
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Globutron
Joined: 13 Feb 2010
Location: England/Anyang
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| Posted: Tue Jan 25, 2011 5:14 am Post subject: |
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What's the difference between a business man and a dog?
One wears a suit, the other just pants...
What's green and square?
An orange in disguise. |
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Panda
Joined: 25 Oct 2008
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| Posted: Tue Jan 25, 2011 5:18 am Post subject: |
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what is the difference of a bad oral sex and lovelss
No difference, no one ever wants to get that. |
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Globutron
Joined: 13 Feb 2010
Location: England/Anyang
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| Posted: Tue Jan 25, 2011 5:28 am Post subject: |
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What's the difference between the average *beep* and the poster above me?
The *beep* can orgasm. |
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loveless
Joined: 27 Jul 2010
Location: love is a danger of a different kind...
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| Posted: Tue Jan 25, 2011 5:47 am Post subject: |
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What's the difference between the average *beep* and the poster above me?
The *beep* can orgasm. |
hilarious, Globutron!
me now... 
what's the difference between Panda and a cheap Korean hooker?
nothing! they both SUCK! |
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movybuf
Joined: 01 Jan 2007
Location: Mokdong
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| Posted: Tue Jan 25, 2011 6:04 am Post subject: |
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Why did the girl fall off the swing?
She didn't have any arms.
A guy walks into a bar and asks, "How tall do penguins grow?" The bartender says, "Oh, about two feet." The man says, "Oh S*it! I think I just ran over a nun." |
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Robbo
Joined: 05 Sep 2010
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| Posted: Tue Jan 25, 2011 6:31 am Post subject: |
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How can you tell when a woman is having an orgasm?
Who cares. |
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loveless
Joined: 27 Jul 2010
Location: love is a danger of a different kind...
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| Posted: Tue Jan 25, 2011 6:40 am Post subject: |
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two pieces of thread walk into a bar and the bartender looks at them suspiciously. he says "sorry, boys, we don't serve your kind here." so the pieces of thread walk out again.
they're sitting in the gutter outside and feeling really thirsty when one piece of thread says "hey! i've got an idea to get me into the bar."
so he starts twisting and turning, wriggling this way and that, pulling out a few threads here and there. his mate's looking at him and thinks he's gone completely nuts.
then the piece of thread walks back into the bar. the bartender looks at him a little suspiciously again and says "here, you're not a bit of thread, are you?"
the piece of thread replies "No, I'm a frayed knot.'
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Panda
Joined: 25 Oct 2008
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| Posted: Tue Jan 25, 2011 6:40 am Post subject: |
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I was joking about a loser and then a bunch of losers couldnt wait to get my attention...
Brilliant.
(YOY) dont put too much effort to tell jokes, because as long as I posted on. the MOD is going to ban it...
Shin on you fools
edit: the MOD never banned anything that discriminative and insulting to women, but once I started to tell the ugly truth, they immediately banned me. Just wait and see....
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Robbo
Joined: 05 Sep 2010
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| Posted: Tue Jan 25, 2011 6:43 am Post subject: |
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Why can't Irishman be lawyers?
They can't pass the bar. |
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Globutron
Joined: 13 Feb 2010
Location: England/Anyang
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| Posted: Tue Jan 25, 2011 6:43 am Post subject: |
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| Jeeze, I was only joking. |
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Panda
Joined: 25 Oct 2008
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| Posted: Tue Jan 25, 2011 6:45 am Post subject: |
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| Jeeze, I was only joking. |
You are not funny, because its true I cant O....I am going to cry now. |
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loveless
Joined: 27 Jul 2010
Location: love is a danger of a different kind...
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| Posted: Tue Jan 25, 2011 6:50 am Post subject: |
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| Panda wrote: |
| Globutron wrote: |
| Jeeze, I was only joking. |
You are not funny, because its true I cant O....I am going to cry now. |
'waha waha waha, me wantta nookie-ah' cried the panda when the lights came on! |
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cragesmure
Joined: 23 Oct 2010
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| Posted: Tue Jan 25, 2011 8:21 am Post subject: |
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What's blue and yellow?
Green. |
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interestedinhanguk
Joined: 23 Aug 2010
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| Posted: Tue Jan 25, 2011 8:31 am Post subject: |
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| A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" |
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