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Globutron
Joined: 13 Feb 2010
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 Posted: Mon Jan 24, 2011 9:57 pm Post subject: Like an old woman from a bathtub... |
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I just fell like an idiot onto my hoover and bin on my way out of the shower. Stupid gravity. My first injuries in this country, I realise.
I've had plenty of internal crap going on, though.
Owwww my arm and leg.
Silver lining being I can now show off my shiny injuries to my students. |
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dongjak
Joined: 30 Oct 2010
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| Posted: Mon Jan 24, 2011 10:37 pm Post subject: |
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| I opened my bathroom door on my face. I have a cut nose and a bruised right eye. Everyone thinks that I am in an abusive relationship. |
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PRagic
Joined: 24 Feb 2006
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| Posted: Mon Jan 24, 2011 11:43 pm Post subject: |
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I got into a fight with three Marines. Now everyone thinks I don't know how to open my bathroom door or how to get into and out of my shower!  |
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dongjak
Joined: 30 Oct 2010
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| Posted: Tue Jan 25, 2011 12:27 am Post subject: |
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| That is just how Marines show how much they love you. |
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murmanjake
Joined: 21 Oct 2008
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| Posted: Tue Jan 25, 2011 5:33 am Post subject: |
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| hoover and bin? |
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Globutron
Joined: 13 Feb 2010
Location: England/Anyang
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| Posted: Tue Jan 25, 2011 5:41 am Post subject: |
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| ...Vacuum and... 'trash can' |
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pangaea
Joined: 20 Dec 2007
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| Posted: Tue Jan 25, 2011 7:22 am Post subject: |
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| Sorry to hear about your altercation with your vacuum. Household objects are dangerous. In the past 3 days I have cut myself on a wine bottle (not the wine bottle itself-the apparently deadly foil wrapper), burned myself on the toaster oven, and walked into a table. I think I need to child proof my apartment. |
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Globutron
Joined: 13 Feb 2010
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| Posted: Tue Jan 25, 2011 7:29 am Post subject: |
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I wouldn't usually mind. Actually I still don't, I was giggling hysterically naked on the floor, but I had just done a work out and muscles were dead and I felt completely out of control of my fate.
Usually when I fall I can flail my arms into a position of protection, but... but.. It all happened too fast! |
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cragesmure
Joined: 23 Oct 2010
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| Posted: Tue Jan 25, 2011 8:59 am Post subject: |
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| pangaea wrote: |
| Sorry to hear about your altercation with your vacuum. Household objects are dangerous. In the past 3 days I have cut myself on a wine bottle (not the wine bottle itself-the apparently deadly foil wrapper), burned myself on the toaster oven, and walked into a table. I think I need to child proof my apartment. |
We all have these little mishaps, but how do you walk into a table?? Did you move it recently?
My best injury was the first morning I woke up in my new apartment. The alarm went off and I went to jump out of bed, eyes still closed. The problem was that the wall was on the opposite side of the bed to that which I was used to. Nice lump on my head for the first day of class.
To go off on a tangent, the other dumb thing I always do when having been away from Korea for a while is to wake up, take a shower, get fully dressed, then go to clean my teeth and forget to flick that little switch that diverts the water from the shower head to the tap, thus spraying water all over my freshly-clothed body. |
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pangaea
Joined: 20 Dec 2007
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| Posted: Tue Jan 25, 2011 2:14 pm Post subject: |
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| It's a low floor table. I turned around when I was hanging laundry and ran into it. |
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murmanjake
Joined: 21 Oct 2008
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| Posted: Tue Jan 25, 2011 2:45 pm Post subject: |
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| Globutron wrote: |
| ...Vacuum and... 'trash can' |
Kinda thought so, but why was the vacuum in your bathroom? |
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Globutron
Joined: 13 Feb 2010
Location: England/Anyang
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| Posted: Tue Jan 25, 2011 7:00 pm Post subject: |
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| murmanjake wrote: |
| Globutron wrote: |
| ...Vacuum and... 'trash can' |
Kinda thought so, but why was the vacuum in your bathroom? |
No no it's just next to the door on the outside, so i turned on the frictionless floor and met my fate of doom and pain. My leg is massively swollen now.
I hear chicks dig swollen limping injuries though. |
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Crockpot2001
Joined: 01 Jul 2007
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| Posted: Tue Jan 25, 2011 10:42 pm Post subject: |
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| Globutron wrote: |
| I hear chicks dig swollen limping injuries though. |
Sort of an oxymoron? |
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pangaea
Joined: 20 Dec 2007
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| Posted: Wed Jan 26, 2011 4:32 am Post subject: |
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| I think chicks would dig the fact that you actually own a vacuum a lot more. |
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Globutron
Joined: 13 Feb 2010
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| Posted: Wed Jan 26, 2011 5:16 am Post subject: |
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| Two, actually |
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