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loveless
Joined: 27 Jul 2010
Location: love is a danger of a different kind...
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soju. Lots of soju. Lots and lots of soju. then... soju mixed with soju with a soju chaser watered down with soju. Then i'm going to go to sleep with a bottle of soju next to my pillow, so that i'll have something to quensh that morning thirst -
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peace, drinking partner... im listening to The wall-flowers while i get hammered...how bout you, bottoms up, huh?  |
How strange! I was just about to pee in the toilet when I read your post. I then decided to do a google search on the wall flowers. I printed out a couple pictures from the shit bag of a band on my awesome Samsung laser printer. I then arranged said pictures on the floor of my shower so that they pretty much covered the floor area. I then pulled off my pants - when i'm wasted i have a very hard time peeing through the pee hole and find peeing much easier naked from the waste down - and i pissed all over that shitty shitty shitty band while singing "one headlight".
MOD NOTE: I am aware of the bad language rule. I am not certain if "pissed" or "shit bag" or "shitty" directly go against the highly reasonable Dave's ESL language policy. If so, I do ask that special consideration be given in the situation and because sometimes there are not other words which can accurately describe certain things. For instance: if one were to describe Hitler, the word "naughty" or "jerk" just wouldn't cut the mustard. Likewise Jacob (my dad is Bob Dylan) Dylan's music, I find, is very hard to describe using family friendly language. Apologies for any inconvenience. |
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warren pease
Joined: 12 May 2008
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| Posted: Fri Feb 04, 2011 8:37 am Post subject: |
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| loveless wrote: |
NEW PAGE!
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soju. Lots of soju. Lots and lots of soju. then... soju mixed with soju with a soju chaser watered down with soju. Then i'm going to go to sleep with a bottle of soju next to my pillow, so that i'll have something to quensh that morning thirst -
soju |
peace, drinking partner... im listening to The wall-flowers while i get hammered...how bout you, bottoms up, huh? |
How strange! I was just about to pee in the toilet when I read your post. I then decided to do a google search on the wall flowers. I printed out a couple pictures from the shit bag of a band on my awesome Samsung laser printer. I then arranged said pictures on the floor of my shower so that they pretty much covered the floor area. I then pulled off my pants - when i'm wasted i have a very hard time peeing through the pee hole and find peeing much easier naked from the waste down - and i pissed all over that shitty shitty shitty band while singing "one headlight".
MOD NOTE: I am aware of the bad language rule. I am not certain if "pissed" or "shit bag" or "shitty" directly go against the highly reasonable Dave's ESL language policy. If so, I do ask that special consideration be given in the situation and because sometimes there are not other words which can accurately describe certain things. For instance: if one were to describe Hitler, the word "naughty" or "jerk" just wouldn't cut the mustard. Likewise Jacob (my dad is Bob Dylan) Dylan's music, I find, is very hard to describe using family friendly language. Apologies for any inconvenience. |
r u a chick? wanna go out with me tomrrow? |
I am not a chick. Yes, i do want to go out with you tomorrow. |
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loveless
Joined: 27 Jul 2010
Location: love is a danger of a different kind...
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| Posted: Fri Feb 04, 2011 8:49 am Post subject: |
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NEW PAGE!
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| warren pease wrote: |
soju. Lots of soju. Lots and lots of soju. then... soju mixed with soju with a soju chaser watered down with soju. Then i'm going to go to sleep with a bottle of soju next to my pillow, so that i'll have something to quensh that morning thirst -
soju |
peace, drinking partner... im listening to The wall-flowers while i get hammered...how bout you, bottoms up, huh? |
How strange! I was just about to pee in the toilet when I read your post. I then decided to do a google search on the wall flowers. I printed out a couple pictures from the shit bag of a band on my awesome Samsung laser printer. I then arranged said pictures on the floor of my shower so that they pretty much covered the floor area. I then pulled off my pants - when i'm wasted i have a very hard time peeing through the pee hole and find peeing much easier naked from the waste down - and i pissed all over that shitty shitty shitty band while singing "one headlight".
MOD NOTE: I am aware of the bad language rule. I am not certain if "pissed" or "shit bag" or "shitty" directly go against the highly reasonable Dave's ESL language policy. If so, I do ask that special consideration be given in the situation and because sometimes there are not other words which can accurately describe certain things. For instance: if one were to describe Hitler, the word "naughty" or "jerk" just wouldn't cut the mustard. Likewise Jacob (my dad is Bob Dylan) Dylan's music, I find, is very hard to describe using family friendly language. Apologies for any inconvenience. |
r u a chick? wanna go out with me tomrrow? |
I am not a chick. Yes, i do want to go out with you tomorrow. |
sorry, i'm busy... |
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Steelrails
Joined: 12 Mar 2009
Location: Earth, Solar System
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| Posted: Fri Feb 04, 2011 8:49 am Post subject: |
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| Turpentine mixed with varnish. |
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warren pease
Joined: 12 May 2008
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| Posted: Fri Feb 04, 2011 8:51 am Post subject: |
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NEW PAGE!
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| loveless wrote: |
| warren pease wrote: |
soju. Lots of soju. Lots and lots of soju. then... soju mixed with soju with a soju chaser watered down with soju. Then i'm going to go to sleep with a bottle of soju next to my pillow, so that i'll have something to quensh that morning thirst -
soju |
peace, drinking partner... im listening to The wall-flowers while i get hammered...how bout you, bottoms up, huh? |
How strange! I was just about to pee in the toilet when I read your post. I then decided to do a google search on the wall flowers. I printed out a couple pictures from the shit bag of a band on my awesome Samsung laser printer. I then arranged said pictures on the floor of my shower so that they pretty much covered the floor area. I then pulled off my pants - when i'm wasted i have a very hard time peeing through the pee hole and find peeing much easier naked from the waste down - and i pissed all over that shitty shitty shitty band while singing "one headlight".
MOD NOTE: I am aware of the bad language rule. I am not certain if "pissed" or "shit bag" or "shitty" directly go against the highly reasonable Dave's ESL language policy. If so, I do ask that special consideration be given in the situation and because sometimes there are not other words which can accurately describe certain things. For instance: if one were to describe Hitler, the word "naughty" or "jerk" just wouldn't cut the mustard. Likewise Jacob (my dad is Bob Dylan) Dylan's music, I find, is very hard to describe using family friendly language. Apologies for any inconvenience. |
r u a chick? wanna go out with me tomrrow? |
I am not a chick. Yes, i do want to go out with you tomorrow. |
sorry, i'm busy... |
Did i mention that I just peed of Jacob Dylan's face? |
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loveless
Joined: 27 Jul 2010
Location: love is a danger of a different kind...
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| Posted: Fri Feb 04, 2011 8:52 am Post subject: |
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| warren pease wrote: |
| loveless wrote: |
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NEW PAGE!
| warren pease wrote: |
| loveless wrote: |
| warren pease wrote: |
soju. Lots of soju. Lots and lots of soju. then... soju mixed with soju with a soju chaser watered down with soju. Then i'm going to go to sleep with a bottle of soju next to my pillow, so that i'll have something to quensh that morning thirst -
soju |
peace, drinking partner... im listening to The wall-flowers while i get hammered...how bout you, bottoms up, huh? |
How strange! I was just about to pee in the toilet when I read your post. I then decided to do a google search on the wall flowers. I printed out a couple pictures from the shit bag of a band on my awesome Samsung laser printer. I then arranged said pictures on the floor of my shower so that they pretty much covered the floor area. I then pulled off my pants - when i'm wasted i have a very hard time peeing through the pee hole and find peeing much easier naked from the waste down - and i pissed all over that shitty shitty shitty band while singing "one headlight".
MOD NOTE: I am aware of the bad language rule. I am not certain if "pissed" or "shit bag" or "shitty" directly go against the highly reasonable Dave's ESL language policy. If so, I do ask that special consideration be given in the situation and because sometimes there are not other words which can accurately describe certain things. For instance: if one were to describe Hitler, the word "naughty" or "jerk" just wouldn't cut the mustard. Likewise Jacob (my dad is Bob Dylan) Dylan's music, I find, is very hard to describe using family friendly language. Apologies for any inconvenience. |
r u a chick? wanna go out with me tomrrow? |
I am not a chick. Yes, i do want to go out with you tomorrow. |
sorry, i'm busy... |
Did i mention that I just peed of Jacob Dylan's face? |
tease |
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warren pease
Joined: 12 May 2008
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| Posted: Fri Feb 04, 2011 8:58 am Post subject: |
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| loveless wrote: |
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NEW PAGE!
| warren pease wrote: |
| loveless wrote: |
| warren pease wrote: |
soju. Lots of soju. Lots and lots of soju. then... soju mixed with soju with a soju chaser watered down with soju. Then i'm going to go to sleep with a bottle of soju next to my pillow, so that i'll have something to quensh that morning thirst -
soju |
peace, drinking partner... im listening to The wall-flowers while i get hammered...how bout you, bottoms up, huh? |
How strange! I was just about to pee in the toilet when I read your post. I then decided to do a google search on the wall flowers. I printed out a couple pictures from the shit bag of a band on my awesome Samsung laser printer. I then arranged said pictures on the floor of my shower so that they pretty much covered the floor area. I then pulled off my pants - when i'm wasted i have a very hard time peeing through the pee hole and find peeing much easier naked from the waste down - and i pissed all over that shitty shitty shitty band while singing "one headlight".
MOD NOTE: I am aware of the bad language rule. I am not certain if "pissed" or "shit bag" or "shitty" directly go against the highly reasonable Dave's ESL language policy. If so, I do ask that special consideration be given in the situation and because sometimes there are not other words which can accurately describe certain things. For instance: if one were to describe Hitler, the word "naughty" or "jerk" just wouldn't cut the mustard. Likewise Jacob (my dad is Bob Dylan) Dylan's music, I find, is very hard to describe using family friendly language. Apologies for any inconvenience. |
r u a chick? wanna go out with me tomrrow? |
I am not a chick. Yes, i do want to go out with you tomorrow. |
sorry, i'm busy... |
Did i mention that I just peed of Jacob Dylan's face? |
tease |
Sir, if you hang out with me and supply pictures of Jacob Dylan/wall flowers and soju I will more than guarantee you a front row seat at "the wall flowers are a giant turd sandwich band pee-a-thon" p.s. I'm not desperate I just have a large desire to pee on Jacob Dylan. |
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DorkothyParker
Joined: 11 Apr 2009
Location: Jeju
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| Posted: Fri Feb 04, 2011 9:01 am Post subject: |
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This thread got seriously pervy.
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warren pease
Joined: 12 May 2008
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| Posted: Fri Feb 04, 2011 9:03 am Post subject: |
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[quote="DorkothyParker"]This thread got seriously pervy.
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You should read the PM's  |
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loveless
Joined: 27 Jul 2010
Location: love is a danger of a different kind...
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| Posted: Fri Feb 04, 2011 9:06 am Post subject: |
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| warren pease wrote: |
| loveless wrote: |
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| loveless wrote: |
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| loveless wrote: |
NEW PAGE!
| warren pease wrote: |
| loveless wrote: |
| warren pease wrote: |
soju. Lots of soju. Lots and lots of soju. then... soju mixed with soju with a soju chaser watered down with soju. Then i'm going to go to sleep with a bottle of soju next to my pillow, so that i'll have something to quensh that morning thirst -
soju |
peace, drinking partner... im listening to The wall-flowers while i get hammered...how bout you, bottoms up, huh? |
How strange! I was just about to pee in the toilet when I read your post. I then decided to do a google search on the wall flowers. I printed out a couple pictures from the shit bag of a band on my awesome Samsung laser printer. I then arranged said pictures on the floor of my shower so that they pretty much covered the floor area. I then pulled off my pants - when i'm wasted i have a very hard time peeing through the pee hole and find peeing much easier naked from the waste down - and i pissed all over that shitty shitty shitty band while singing "one headlight".
MOD NOTE: I am aware of the bad language rule. I am not certain if "pissed" or "shit bag" or "shitty" directly go against the highly reasonable Dave's ESL language policy. If so, I do ask that special consideration be given in the situation and because sometimes there are not other words which can accurately describe certain things. For instance: if one were to describe Hitler, the word "naughty" or "jerk" just wouldn't cut the mustard. Likewise Jacob (my dad is Bob Dylan) Dylan's music, I find, is very hard to describe using family friendly language. Apologies for any inconvenience. |
r u a chick? wanna go out with me tomrrow? |
I am not a chick. Yes, i do want to go out with you tomorrow. |
sorry, i'm busy... |
Did i mention that I just peed of Jacob Dylan's face? |
tease |
Sir, if you hang out with me and supply pictures of Jacob Dylan/wall flowers and soju I will more than guarantee you a front row seat at "the wall flowers are a giant turd sandwich band pee-a-thon" p.s. I'm not desperate I just have a large desire to pee on Jacob Dylan. |
double tease! |
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Steelrails
Joined: 12 Mar 2009
Location: Earth, Solar System
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| Posted: Fri Feb 04, 2011 9:09 am Post subject: |
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This thread got seriously pervy.
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I think the holiday has something to do with it. Right now a lot of the threads around the forum are turning really bizarre. It is 2AM on a holiday weekend... |
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warren pease
Joined: 12 May 2008
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| Posted: Fri Feb 04, 2011 9:11 am Post subject: |
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| loveless wrote: |
| warren pease wrote: |
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| warren pease wrote: |
| loveless wrote: |
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NEW PAGE!
| warren pease wrote: |
| loveless wrote: |
| warren pease wrote: |
soju. Lots of soju. Lots and lots of soju. then... soju mixed with soju with a soju chaser watered down with soju. Then i'm going to go to sleep with a bottle of soju next to my pillow, so that i'll have something to quensh that morning thirst -
soju |
peace, drinking partner... im listening to The wall-flowers while i get hammered...how bout you, bottoms up, huh? |
How strange! I was just about to pee in the toilet when I read your post. I then decided to do a google search on the wall flowers. I printed out a couple pictures from the shit bag of a band on my awesome Samsung laser printer. I then arranged said pictures on the floor of my shower so that they pretty much covered the floor area. I then pulled off my pants - when i'm wasted i have a very hard time peeing through the pee hole and find peeing much easier naked from the waste down - and i pissed all over that shitty shitty shitty band while singing "one headlight".
MOD NOTE: I am aware of the bad language rule. I am not certain if "pissed" or "shit bag" or "shitty" directly go against the highly reasonable Dave's ESL language policy. If so, I do ask that special consideration be given in the situation and because sometimes there are not other words which can accurately describe certain things. For instance: if one were to describe Hitler, the word "naughty" or "jerk" just wouldn't cut the mustard. Likewise Jacob (my dad is Bob Dylan) Dylan's music, I find, is very hard to describe using family friendly language. Apologies for any inconvenience. |
r u a chick? wanna go out with me tomrrow? |
I am not a chick. Yes, i do want to go out with you tomorrow. |
sorry, i'm busy... |
Did i mention that I just peed of Jacob Dylan's face? |
tease |
Sir, if you hang out with me and supply pictures of Jacob Dylan/wall flowers and soju I will more than guarantee you a front row seat at "the wall flowers are a giant turd sandwich band pee-a-thon" p.s. I'm not desperate I just have a large desire to pee on Jacob Dylan. |
double tease! |
haha got you perv! now the whole world knows you want to watch dudes pee on stuff.
p.s. This does not change my offer at all! I will gladly pee on any Jacob Dylan related item at any time, any where. |
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WadRUG'naDoo
Joined: 15 Jun 2010
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| Posted: Fri Feb 04, 2011 9:12 am Post subject: |
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| I am drinking the remnants of a bottle of Coke. It is cold. I just had some nachos with cheese, black olives, creamy guac and salsa. But this is not the "What are you eating" thread. So I will shut up. |
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loveless
Joined: 27 Jul 2010
Location: love is a danger of a different kind...
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| Posted: Fri Feb 04, 2011 9:15 am Post subject: |
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| I am drinking the remnants of a bottle of Coke. It is cold. I just had some nachos with cheese, black olives, creamy guac and salsa. But this is not the "What are you eating" thread. So I will shut up. |
are there no spirits in the China, Doo?
(they only love by selling things...) |
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DorkothyParker
Joined: 11 Apr 2009
Location: Jeju
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| Posted: Fri Feb 04, 2011 9:23 am Post subject: |
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| I am drinking the remnants of a bottle of Coke. It is cold. I just had some nachos with cheese, black olives, creamy guac and salsa. But this is not the "What are you eating" thread. So I will shut up. |
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I wish this were a "what are you eating thread?" I coerced my husband into going to Tom & Tom's around 1am where we had some coffee and split a ham and cheese pretzel. It was delicious but I still have some serious munchies.
I need to get back on my diet tomorrow or Sunday, but in the mean I must have to have loads of carbs and maybe some cheese. |
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