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Robbo



Joined: 05 Sep 2010

PostPosted: Wed Mar 02, 2011 5:52 am    Post subject: Worlds shortest books Reply with quote

Kinda bored today... Anyone want to play?

"The Fine Wines of England"
"A Guide to Crime Free American Cities"
"20th Century Polish Military Victories"
"Exciting Facts about Canada"
"The Korean Embrace of Multiculturism"
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tomato



Joined: 31 Jan 2003
Location: I get so little foreign language experience, I must be in Koreatown, Los Angeles.

PostPosted: Wed Mar 02, 2011 7:35 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Here are a few for classical music lovers:

Ethnomusicology by Albert Ketelbey
Counterpoint by Christoph Gluck
Orchestration by George Gershwin
The Sonata Form by Francois Poulenc
Music Theory by Cesar Cui
The Art of Writing Melodies by Carl Orff
Opera Composition by Franz Schubert
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Robbo



Joined: 05 Sep 2010

PostPosted: Wed Mar 02, 2011 10:15 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I was being facetious...
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cragesmure



Joined: 23 Oct 2010

PostPosted: Wed Mar 02, 2011 10:57 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Robbo wrote:
I was being facetious...

Sorry to hijack your thread, but if anyone else can think of a shorter word that contains every vowel only once, and in alphabetical order, I'd like to hear it. I guess I've got time to burn, too...
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Koveras



Joined: 09 Oct 2008

PostPosted: Wed Mar 02, 2011 11:19 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

anemious - adj., growing in windy conditions
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rumdiary



Joined: 05 Jun 2006

PostPosted: Wed Mar 02, 2011 12:27 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Big Max by Kin Platt
The Enormous Turnip by Alexei Tolstoy
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Globutron



Joined: 13 Feb 2010
Location: England/Anyang

PostPosted: Wed Mar 02, 2011 6:28 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Sticking with music - 'Analyses of 21st Century pop music'
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eamo



Joined: 08 Mar 2003
Location: Shepherd's Bush, 1964.

PostPosted: Wed Mar 02, 2011 8:28 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Don't know about books, but I do know the shortest joke in the world.....Tom Cruise...... Laughing Just joking....

.......seriously, the shortest joke ever written. Three words.

Venison is dear.


On the floor yet?
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Bondrock



Joined: 08 Oct 2006
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 03, 2011 3:25 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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rumdiary



Joined: 05 Jun 2006

PostPosted: Thu Mar 03, 2011 3:26 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Career Opportunities after Korea
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Livewire



Joined: 27 Feb 2011
Location: BI-WINNING!

PostPosted: Thu Mar 03, 2011 4:13 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

'A renounciation of my apologism' by Steelrails. Laughing
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morrisonhotel



Joined: 18 Jul 2009
Location: Gyeonggi-do

PostPosted: Thu Mar 03, 2011 4:21 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Livewire wrote:
'A renounciation of my apologism' by Steelrails. Laughing


From the same publishers, you can also buy 'Why I love Korea' by Air76.
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Robbo



Joined: 05 Sep 2010

PostPosted: Thu Mar 03, 2011 4:46 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

'Non-Euclidean Fractal Mathematics' by Lindsay Lohan
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sadguy



Joined: 13 Feb 2011

PostPosted: Thu Mar 03, 2011 4:49 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

sadguy's *beep*: a picture book
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Robbo



Joined: 05 Sep 2010

PostPosted: Thu Mar 03, 2011 5:00 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Took me a second, good one Sadguy. I'd be sad too..
O.K., I thought of two more:
'True Irish Pub Tales'
'The French Siege Control Handbook'
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