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loveless
Joined: 27 Jul 2010
Location: love is a danger of a different kind...
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new page! 
| The evil penguin wrote: |
| ...I wish I was also fishing.... |
you are also fishing and wheeling in the big ones....but one odd looking fish turns out to be my ex-wife and you're stuck with the bitch the rest of your life. 
i wish i wasn't loveless and had a real cool, smart looking, extremely cute AMERICAN girlfriend.  |
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legrande
Joined: 23 Nov 2010
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| Posted: Thu Feb 17, 2011 8:20 am Post subject: |
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| loveless wrote: |
new page!
| The evil penguin wrote: |
| ...I wish I was also fishing.... |
you are also fishing and wheeling in the big ones....but one odd looking fish turns out to be my ex-wife and you're stuck with the bitch the rest of your life.
i wish i wasn't loveless and had a real cool, smart looking, extremely cute AMERICAN girlfriend. |
I grant you your wish. Unfortunately, she is an American who spent too much time teaching in Korea, hits her head on the floor after drinking too much soju, and now behaves like a psycho Korean wife.
I wish I were reincarnated as Robert Plant in 1974. |
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sadguy
Joined: 13 Feb 2011
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| Posted: Thu Feb 17, 2011 8:25 am Post subject: |
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| legrande wrote: |
| loveless wrote: |
new page!
| The evil penguin wrote: |
| ...I wish I was also fishing.... |
you are also fishing and wheeling in the big ones....but one odd looking fish turns out to be my ex-wife and you're stuck with the bitch the rest of your life.
i wish i wasn't loveless and had a real cool, smart looking, extremely cute AMERICAN girlfriend. |
I grant you your wish. Unfortunately, she is an American who spent too much time teaching in Korea, hits her head on the floor after drinking too much soju, and now behaves like a psycho Korean wife.
I wish I were reincarnated as Robert Plant in 1974. |
you become robert plant but after all that unprotected sex, you get herpes
i wish i could go back in time |
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cragesmure
Joined: 23 Oct 2010
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| Posted: Thu Feb 17, 2011 10:24 am Post subject: |
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but you only go back until a few seconds before that post.
I wish "abbreviation" wasn't such a long word |
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sadguy
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| Posted: Thu Feb 17, 2011 10:38 am Post subject: |
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| cragesmure wrote: |
but you only go back until a few seconds before that post.
I wish "abbreviation" wasn't such a long word |
the new slang for abbreviation becomes abbrev... and it becomes widely used and the 2013 word of the year according to websters dictionary.com however, the word "and" becomes extended to andderosobeviousity
i wish i had a large cheeseburger andderosobeviousity large fries.
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cragesmure
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| Posted: Thu Feb 17, 2011 11:02 am Post subject: |
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[quote="sadguy"]
| cragesmure wrote: |
but you only go back until a few seconds before that post.
I wish "abbreviation" wasn't such a long word |
the new slang for abbreviation becomes abbrev... and it becomes widely used and the 2013 word of the year according to websters dictionary.com however, the word "and" becomes extended to andderosobeviousity quote]
touche, my friend, touche.
I wish you hadn't mentioned cheeseburgers because now i'm hungry. |
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loveless
Joined: 27 Jul 2010
Location: love is a danger of a different kind...
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| Posted: Sat Mar 05, 2011 7:56 am Post subject: |
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| cragesmure wrote: |
| I wish you hadn't mentioned cheeseburgers because now i'm hungry. |
dude! your hunger will soon disappear because the best goddam cheese burger in your life is given to you...but made with dog meat.
i wish i was on White Beach, Puerto Galera with Scarlett Johansson and Kate Perry just wasted together and totally taken away by the passion of the moment in a crazy, wild, twisted sexual game of lust and love...  |
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