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cj1976
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| One of the perks of being a dictator is you get to choose who you date, which renders this thread null and void. Your date has no choice whatsoever. |
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sadguy
Joined: 13 Feb 2011
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| Posted: Thu Mar 03, 2011 6:03 pm Post subject: |
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| what the hell is this thread? |
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carpetdope
Joined: 13 Oct 2008
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| Posted: Thu Mar 03, 2011 6:17 pm Post subject: |
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Probably Gaddafi.
He puts the dic in dictator. And these days I'm bi-winning. |
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shifter2009
Joined: 03 Sep 2006
Location: wisconsin
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| Posted: Thu Mar 03, 2011 6:21 pm Post subject: |
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| sadguy wrote: |
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Pretty awesome is what it is. The whole reason I have always wanted to be a dictator is for the babes. My guards would be way hotter than Gaddafi's. |
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Slowmotion
Joined: 15 Aug 2009
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| Posted: Thu Mar 03, 2011 9:48 pm Post subject: |
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| sadguy wrote: |
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In case you haven't noticed a lot of NETS are a bit plump to say the least. Loneliness + boredom |
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Livewire
Joined: 27 Feb 2011
Location: BI-WINNING!
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| Posted: Fri Mar 04, 2011 10:02 am Post subject: |
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| Slowmotion wrote: |
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| what the hell is this thread? |
In case you haven't noticed a lot of NETS are a bit plump to say the least. Loneliness + boredom |
Please put yourself and us out of our collective misery and jump under a truck. |
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DorkothyParker
Joined: 11 Apr 2009
Location: Jeju
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| Posted: Fri Mar 04, 2011 5:42 pm Post subject: |
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I think I'd go with Castro too. He was a bit of a womanizer, no? So I bet I would still have lots of free time.
It would be nice to be just the lady he calls upon once a week or so and get to play dress up, drink some mojitos, go dancing and what not. Then in the mean he'd probably get me some extra provisions. Do you think he likes his women a little thicker like most Latino men? If so I'd be all up on some fried plantains.
Oh yes, we are all equal, just some of us are a little more equal than others. |
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thrylos
Joined: 10 Jun 2008
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| Posted: Fri Mar 04, 2011 5:57 pm Post subject: |
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| If I'd pimp myself out and I were a woman, I would want someone that was akin to god-- the Kims are pretty close, but I think someone like Turkmenbashi, Genghis, or Julius Caesar would be even better.... |
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Marzipoo
Joined: 10 Feb 2011
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| Posted: Sat Mar 05, 2011 1:31 am Post subject: |
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A young Joseph Stalin is obviously the only correct answer here.
Come on people, he was hot! |
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Kaypea
Joined: 09 Oct 2008
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| Posted: Sat Mar 05, 2011 4:52 am Post subject: |
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| Castro every 3rd weekend, JFK on the occasional weekday afternoon |
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cyui
Joined: 10 Jan 2011
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DorkothyParker
Joined: 11 Apr 2009
Location: Jeju
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| Posted: Sat Mar 05, 2011 6:28 am Post subject: |
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OMG, I had no idea! I want to take him to a Decemberists show, drink too many martinis, and insult him in the form of awkward flirtations. |
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Marzipoo
Joined: 10 Feb 2011
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| Posted: Sun Mar 06, 2011 4:21 pm Post subject: |
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That's what I'm sayin'!
Don't you just want to sop him up with a biscuit? |
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cyui
Joined: 10 Jan 2011
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| Posted: Sun Mar 06, 2011 4:46 pm Post subject: |
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| Yes!!!! |
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Kaypea
Joined: 09 Oct 2008
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| Posted: Sun Mar 06, 2011 7:50 pm Post subject: |
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Yowza!!!
I still don't forgive him, though... for all that stuff he did. |
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