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Space Bar
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 Posted: Wed Mar 23, 2011 9:11 am Post subject: Get regular sex (or risk death) |
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If it's only sporadic, you could get in trouble, or worse.
CLINICIAN�S CORNER
JAMA. 2011;305(12):1225-1233. doi: 10.1001/jama.2011.336
Association of Episodic Physical and Sexual Activity With Triggering of Acute Cardiac Events
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| Conclusion: Acute cardiac events were significantly associated with episodic physical and sexual activity; this association was attenuated among persons with high levels of habitual physical activity. |
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caniff
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| Posted: Wed Mar 23, 2011 10:10 am Post subject: |
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| "Honey, go put on that frilly little number I bought you for your birthday and come over here so we can protect my health." |
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PigeonFart
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| Posted: Wed Mar 23, 2011 7:59 pm Post subject: |
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I haven't had regular s*x in years (i can't even write the word), and i seem to be ok.
Although those panda bears in the picture above seem rather attractive.  |
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Space Bar
Joined: 20 Oct 2010
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| Posted: Thu Mar 24, 2011 9:35 am Post subject: |
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| PigeonFart wrote: |
| I haven't had regular s*x in years (i can't even write the word), and i seem to be ok. |
If by "ok" you mean "still alive," sure you will appear that way until that cardiac event.
If you don't mind my asking out of curiosity, why haven't you gotten any for six years? |
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rollo
Joined: 10 May 2006
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| Posted: Fri Mar 25, 2011 10:19 am Post subject: |
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| Thank you Space Bar! I showed this to my wife. Told her she needed to get busy My life is on the line. |
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catman
Joined: 18 Jul 2004
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| Posted: Fri Mar 25, 2011 12:52 pm Post subject: |
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| I'm sure masturbation counts too. |
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Kuros
Joined: 27 Apr 2004
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| Posted: Fri Mar 25, 2011 2:25 pm Post subject: |
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| catman wrote: |
| I'm sure masturbation counts too. |
Yes, I think this is the evolutionary explanation for masturbation. Although I'd imagine actual sex would be more beneficial. |
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cyui
Joined: 10 Jan 2011
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| Posted: Fri Mar 25, 2011 5:08 pm Post subject: |
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| damn this is a great excuse for**** |
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caniff
Joined: 03 Feb 2004
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| Posted: Fri Mar 25, 2011 5:32 pm Post subject: |
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| catman wrote: |
| I'm sure masturbation counts too. |
I'm guessing you'd probably have to choke the chicken fairly violently to mimic the physiological effects of actually "gettin' some". You know, really get into the act or something. Maybe rub one out while doing one-armed jumping jacks or running up and down a flight of stairs.
(There's a mental picture for you.) |
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Space Bar
Joined: 20 Oct 2010
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| Posted: Sat Mar 26, 2011 6:15 am Post subject: |
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| Kuros wrote: |
| catman wrote: |
| I'm sure masturbation counts too. |
Yes, I think this is the evolutionary explanation for masturbation. Although I'd imagine actual sex would be more beneficial. |
It probably counts, but the real thing is certainly better for the back and works off a lot more calories (although I suppose that might depend on specifics). If I rely on Mary Palmer for too long, I start to get back pain. |
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legrande
Joined: 23 Nov 2010
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| Posted: Sat Mar 26, 2011 7:07 pm Post subject: |
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| Space Bar wrote: |
| Kuros wrote: |
| catman wrote: |
| I'm sure masturbation counts too. |
Yes, I think this is the evolutionary explanation for masturbation. Although I'd imagine actual sex would be more beneficial. |
It probably counts, but the real thing is certainly better for the back and works off a lot more calories (although I suppose that might depend on specifics). If I rely on Mary Palmer for too long, I start to get back pain. |
Jeez, you must be pulling on that thing something violent  |
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alljokingaside
Joined: 17 Feb 2010
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| Posted: Sun Mar 27, 2011 10:44 pm Post subject: |
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sounds like a great idea for a new class at the gym
membership would skyrocket.
largely men, sadly. |
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caniff
Joined: 03 Feb 2004
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| Posted: Sun Mar 27, 2011 11:09 pm Post subject: |
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| alljokingaside wrote: |
sounds like a great idea for a new class at the gym
membership would skyrocket.
largely men, sadly. |
Countries with extreme disparities in the male/female ratios may look to this type of science as they develop future social control mechanisms.
Or not. |
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