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[Hyeon Een]

I'm a fan of reality television, so I watched this nonsense earlier today. It had jokers like Ron Paul, Tim Pawlenty, Herman Cain, Gary Johnson and Rick Santorum.

Ignoring nonsense about "I LOOOOOOOOVE workers" [But HAAAAAAAte unions]

My thoughts are as follows:

Gary Johnson is the best damn Republican/Libertarian ever. He doesn't give a *beep*, everyone else is boring or doesn't agree with him. Libertarian = pot, no anti-abortion bullshit, no religious bullshit, let them be FREE yeah. A Republican hippy. A Republican who actually believes in small government. Whoo Whoo.


Herman Cain: I read about this dude online beforehand. The main thing I heard was that he'd never hire a Muslim under his administration. I assumed he was some crazy white supremacist dude. Turns out he wasn't! He's actually a big-ass black guy who'll shoot you in the head if you call him racist. Nice!

Ron Paul: Some crazy weird white old boy. I thought he was dead already?

Rick Santorum: Hmm. I think America is over douche bags. So stop being one. You're like the pretend serious-candidate. We all know the pretend serious candidate is Sarah Palin. Or Osama Bin Laden. Or something.

Tim Pawlenty: Tim Pawlenty! You deigned to come to this freak show? Good on you for trying. Now go take a rest. You embarassed yourself.

First Debate Over.

Now lets leave it up to the big guns:
Sarah Palin
Michele Bachmann

Doubleteam me, dreamteam me, rockme, president and vice-president me. I deserve it. I'm an atheist bastard and I deserve it.
Go on you girls!

[bucheon bum]

Solid recap there, well done.