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You think your friends are bad? Can they top this?

 
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legrande



Joined: 23 Nov 2010

PostPosted: Wed May 11, 2011 7:24 pm    Post subject: You think your friends are bad? Can they top this? Reply with quote

TOKYO �
Police on Wednesday arrested a 20-year-old man for allegedly killing his friend and hiding the body in the victim�s closet at his apartment in Tokyo�s Adachi Ward. Police said that the suspect, identified as Masaki Suzuki, 20, has confessed to the charge.

According to police, Suzuki visited the home of the victim, 23-year-old Susumu Honda, at around 1 a.m. on Wednesday. The victim, a newspaper delivery man, had told his sister the previous night that Suzuki would be visiting him. Suzuki had stayed at Honda�s apartment before, police said.

After Honda didn�t show up for work, police were alerted and searched his apartment where they found his body in the closet. They then discovered Suzuki lying in a large cardboard box in the cupboard above the closet. According to police, Suzuki was found in possession of Honda�s wallet and cell phone. Police say Suzuki confessed to the murder during questioning.

Compiled from news reports
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sadguy



Joined: 13 Feb 2011

PostPosted: Wed May 11, 2011 7:53 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

my friends do that all the time.
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WadRUG'naDoo



Joined: 15 Jun 2010
Location: Shanghai

PostPosted: Wed May 11, 2011 8:27 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yeah, me too. And I didn't get no box. And on top of my wallet and phone, my friend stole my pants and left the door open.
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whatisinmyhead



Joined: 31 Oct 2010

PostPosted: Wed May 11, 2011 8:31 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

honda vs. suzuki. i would have picked honda. huh. nissan could rival honda. but toyota would murder them both.
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WadRUG'naDoo



Joined: 15 Jun 2010
Location: Shanghai

PostPosted: Wed May 11, 2011 8:56 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

We are comedians.
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Dev



Joined: 18 Apr 2006

PostPosted: Thu May 12, 2011 12:33 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ha, Ha! Nice fake report. A vital piece of info is missing; how the victim was killed.

In Japan, you can't get a gun, so it's not that easy to kill someone.
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def PD



Joined: 24 Nov 2010

PostPosted: Sat May 14, 2011 3:17 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

!

*cue MGS intruder song*
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kenglish



Joined: 10 Mar 2011

PostPosted: Sat May 14, 2011 4:10 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Dev wrote:
Ha, Ha! Nice fake report. A vital piece of info is missing; how the victim was killed.

In Japan, you can't get a gun, so it's not that easy to kill someone.


yeah because murder was invented along with the gun.
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Jane



Joined: 01 Feb 2003

PostPosted: Sat May 14, 2011 8:49 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

It was Suzuki in the kitchen with the candlestick!
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