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Abe Scrap
Joined: 01 May 2011
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 Posted: Fri May 13, 2011 10:13 pm Post subject: Florida outlaws sex with humans |
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...human animals, that is.
Florida's Bestiality Law May Have Accidentally Outlawed Sex Entirely
Updated: 05-12-11 02:25 AM
There may be some terrible news to report out of Florida today, depending on how the state's residents have collectively decided to apply the basic science of biological classification to their lives. Last week, we noted some good news: The Florida legislature had finally passed a law that would outlaw bestiality and preserve the innocence of Florida's native fauna.
At the time, I posited that only shiny-pated grifter-Governor Rick Scott could possibly foul up the effort. But over at Southern Fried Science, blogger "Andrew" points out that the law's wording has basically outlawed sex entirely:
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| An act relating to sexual activities involving animals; creating s. 828.126, F.S.; providing definitions; prohibiting knowing sexual conduct or sexual contact with an animal; prohibiting specified related activities; providing penalties; providing that the act does not apply to certain husbandry, conformation judging, and veterinary practices; providing an effective date. |
Click here for a handy visual provided by Southern Fried Science that elucidates the fact that human beings are smack dab in the middle of the animal kingdom -- by which he means the "group of multicellular, eukaryotic organisms of the kingdom Animalia" and not the horse that won the 2011 Kentucky Derby (being "smack dab in the middle" of a thoroughbred horse is a situation the law originally intended to prevent).
Andrew ends with a quip:
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| So if you�re living in Florida on October 1, 2011 and would like to have sexual intercourse with a consenting adult, please check with your veterinarian or local livestock breeder first to make sure you abide by "accepted animal husbandry practices, conformation judging practices, or accepted veterinary medical practices.� |
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West Coast Tatterdemalion
Joined: 31 Aug 2010
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| China and India should also adopt this law. Korea too. |
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Underwaterbob
Joined: 08 Jan 2005
Location: In Cognito
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| West Coast Tatterdemalion wrote: |
| China and India should also adopt this law. Korea too. |
Korea's doing OK. At it's current birthrate, there'll be half as many Koreans in 100 years as there are now. Imagine how silly everyone will feel once they've finally managed to pave the entire country and no longer need half of the lanes and parking spaces. Presumably everyone will start driving monster truck-sized SUVs to make up the slack. |
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caniff
Joined: 03 Feb 2004
Location: All over the map
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| Posted: Sat May 14, 2011 7:09 pm Post subject: |
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Have you ever seen a Floridian spring break? No wonder they're fed up. Used condoms on the beaches, puke and Midwestern white flab all over the place, etc.
How can you blame them? |
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