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| Do You Carry a "Love Stick" |
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| No (what kind of sadistic *beep* do you think I am) |
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matthewwoodford
Joined: 01 Oct 2003
Location: Location, location, location.
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Don't need a stick....I can rip 'em apart with my bare hands!  |
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Demophobe
Joined: 17 May 2004
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| Posted: Thu May 27, 2004 2:51 pm Post subject: |
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| baldrick wrote: |
| Yeah its surprising really isn't it.....you would think that most english teachers would have some interpretation skills. |
One would think that English teachers could post something clearly and concisely using the language they teach.
This isn't a literary depository worthy of pouring over, seeking the meaning behind the words...it's an internet site.
Then again, you don't know what I mean, because my post requires huge interpretation.
I am so misunderstood!! 
Anyways, back to the thread.
I take an entire tree into the class. And I don't mean some wimpy little pine tree from the local mountain, I am talking A TREE. A Dawn Redwood...the mother of all trees.....when I whip that baby out, you could hear a fly fart in the room. |
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baldrick
Joined: 03 Feb 2004
Location: Location, Location
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| Posted: Thu May 27, 2004 5:17 pm Post subject: |
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| Demophobe wrote: |
| baldrick wrote: |
| Yeah its surprising really isn't it.....you would think that most english teachers would have some interpretation skills. |
One would think that English teachers could post something clearly and concisely using the language they teach.
This isn't a literary depository worthy of pouring over, seeking the meaning behind the words...it's an internet site.
Then again, you don't know what I mean, because my post requires huge interpretation.I am so misunderstood!!
Anyways, back to the thread.
I take an entire tree into the class. And I don't mean some wimpy little pine tree from the local mountain, I am talking A TREE. A Dawn Redwood...the mother of all trees.....when I whip that baby out, you could hear a fly fart in the room. |
Your right there son. Is that code for 'my post is utter nonsense'?
And the whole 'jokes about taking big weapons' into class has been done (see the first two pages). Plus, a whole tree - thats just stupid. How big are your classrooms? Where did you get a redwood from in Korea? |
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Grotto
Joined: 21 Mar 2004
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| Posted: Sat May 29, 2004 10:26 pm Post subject: bwahahahahaha |
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A truly evil laugh bwahahaahahaa
I feel that threatening to whack someone is in some ways wrong...there is a time and a place for everything but we as way gook in are not it. If I feel one of my students deserves some physical correction I turn them over to my director...who makes them cry...usually be telling them how ashamed their father/mother would be!
Sometimes I just dont feel like dragging the director into it and .....I am ashamed to admit it....   I wet willy the offender.....lick your finger stick it in their ear and give it a little twist.....
Koreans think that anything from the mouth is dirty  so ......
Anything from students sleeping in class to rude behaviour runs the risk of 'THE WET WILLY  ' |
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Cthulhu
Joined: 02 Feb 2003
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| Posted: Sun May 30, 2004 2:36 pm Post subject: |
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| Damn, the Love Stick brings back memories...never used one but saw some brilliant ones used by fellow Korean teachers way back when--I always figured Korea needed a Love Stick museum to house the best examples of corporal punishment... |
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ghostrider
Joined: 27 Jun 2011
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Gorf
Joined: 25 Jun 2011
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| Posted: Thu Jul 21, 2011 4:18 am Post subject: |
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| You bumped a 7+ year-old thread. Nice one. |
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pucciniphile
Joined: 23 Jun 2011
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| Posted: Fri Jul 22, 2011 7:23 am Post subject: |
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If anybody on this thread ever managed to maintain order in the class by beating a stick on the desk, then this is a first for me.
I have never seen a teacher maintain order that way, but I've seen teachers try. |
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