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Frapplo
Joined: 03 Jul 2011
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Posted: Mon Aug 01, 2011 7:34 am Post subject: Perforated Ear Drum |
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Hey guys, I just have a simple question about the physicals:
I have a perforated ear drum. It's not a big deal, and I didn't mention it during the interview, etc.
However, with my departure soon approaching, I've been getting worried that it might prove problematic during the physical.
Sorry if this is a waste of space. I'm just getting jittery; I have such bad luck that it wouldn't be surprising it caused me problems.
Any advice would be greatly appreciated! |
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Ice Tea
Joined: 23 Nov 2008
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Posted: Mon Aug 01, 2011 8:47 pm Post subject: |
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Do you smoke weed and/or have aids that you will transmit to tiny children after you rape them?
No? Well then you are good to go.
They won't find what they aren't looking for. |
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oldtactics

Joined: 18 Oct 2008
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Posted: Mon Aug 01, 2011 10:52 pm Post subject: |
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There's no ear drum test on the physical.
Blood, urine, chest x-ray, weight, eyesight test. Easy peasy. |
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ttompatz

Joined: 05 Sep 2005 Location: Kwangju, South Korea
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Posted: Mon Aug 01, 2011 11:10 pm Post subject: Re: Perforated Ear Drum |
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Frapplo wrote: |
Hey guys, I just have a simple question about the physicals:
I have a perforated ear drum. It's not a big deal, and I didn't mention it during the interview, etc.
However, with my departure soon approaching, I've been getting worried that it might prove problematic during the physical.
Sorry if this is a waste of space. I'm just getting jittery; I have such bad luck that it wouldn't be surprising it caused me problems.
Any advice would be greatly appreciated! |
Unless you are deaf it is a non-issue.
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DaHu
Joined: 09 Feb 2011
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Posted: Tue Aug 02, 2011 1:56 am Post subject: |
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yeah, what's up with the eye test? do you have to be 20/20 to teach here? |
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ReeseDog

Joined: 05 Apr 2008 Location: Classified
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Posted: Tue Aug 02, 2011 3:57 pm Post subject: |
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Ice Tea wrote: |
Do you smoke weed and/or have aids that you will transmit to tiny children after you rape them?
No? Well then you are good to go. |
...and if you do have AIDS, apparently all you have to do is rub a little kimchi on it. I understand that kimchi cures everything. |
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alpope23

Joined: 15 Mar 2006
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Posted: Tue Aug 02, 2011 7:42 pm Post subject: Re: Perforated Ear Drum |
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Frapplo wrote: |
I have a perforated ear drum. |
What???? |
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Frapplo
Joined: 03 Jul 2011
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Posted: Fri Aug 05, 2011 9:00 pm Post subject: |
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Thanks for the info, guys. I've been really nervous about the whole thing. I have unusually crappy luck, so I get a smidge anxious. I'd really like this job to go well, you know?
Luckily, I've already rubbed kim chi on my AIDS, so I should be good to go.
I really appreciate the help! |
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tgrear2008
Joined: 14 Apr 2010
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Posted: Sun Aug 07, 2011 12:46 am Post subject: |
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I have lazy eye, am I good to go? |
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FaceFaceFace
Joined: 12 Jun 2011 Location: Australia
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Posted: Sun Aug 07, 2011 6:35 pm Post subject: |
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They do a hearing test (well they did at the hospital I went to) and I have a touch of industrial deafness, but like was already stated, if you aren't deaf then you should be fine. They WANT you to pass!!
Also, my eyesight is far from perfect even with my glasses, but you'd have to be significantly disadvantaged to fail the test. |
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You
Joined: 31 May 2009
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Posted: Sun Aug 07, 2011 10:36 pm Post subject: |
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I had the hearing test done too.
The eye test is done with your glasses or contacts in (had it done once with my contacts and then the next year i had glasses on)...kind of seemed ineffective to me...of course I can read all the lines...my vision is being corrected... |
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