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mrgiles
Joined: 09 Jul 2007 Location: Seoul
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Posted: Tue Oct 16, 2007 7:19 pm Post subject: |
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| arse clown is a wonderful phrase!!! but i prefer it written as a compound noun: arseclown! |
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Pyongshin Sangja

Joined: 20 Apr 2003 Location: I love baby!
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Posted: Tue Oct 16, 2007 7:42 pm Post subject: |
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| I usually do write it as a compound noun, but split it for the rhyme pattern of the poem... I guess it could work either way... |
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mrgiles
Joined: 09 Jul 2007 Location: Seoul
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Posted: Tue Oct 16, 2007 8:34 pm Post subject: |
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| while we're on the subject, does anybody know where i can go to poetry readings in seoul? i mean ones with an open mike section. as i usually write in english, i guess i'd prefer if they were english-friendly... |
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Qinella
Joined: 25 Feb 2005 Location: the crib
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Posted: Tue Oct 16, 2007 9:29 pm Post subject: |
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| Pyongshin Sangja wrote: |
Here's one for Quinella, since he obviously likes the style...
Sexual Life
The sexual life of a camel
Is stranger than anyone thinks
At the height of the mating season
He tries to b u g g e r the Sphinx
But The Sphinx's posterior orifice
Is plugged up with sand from the Nile
Which accounts for the hump on the camel
And the Sphinx's inscrutable smile
The sexual life of a bullfrog
Is something I can't comprehend
At the height of the mating season
He licks the arse of a friend
But the arse of the common ol' bullfrog
Is covered with green hair and slime
Which accounts for the warts on a bullfrog
And why he goes 'Brrrrp' all the time
The sexual life of Quinella
Is often something quite vile
At the height of the mating season
He spews forth his juvenile bile
But his juvenile bile's easy to miss
And definitely not difficult to dis
Which accounts for Quinella's long frown
And why he's such an arse clown |
The only way this poem could be worse is if it had a line about 'my life is the epitome of darkness' or some other such typical teenage angst.
Q without U
Here you go, chief, I thought of a limerick for ya while I smoked a stoge. Hope you like it!
There once was a man called the Retarded Box
He's clumsy and dim and he spits when he talks
He can't get a lay
Without shelling out pay
So he's sticking to licking men's c o c k s.
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jgca
Joined: 01 Oct 2007
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Posted: Tue Oct 16, 2007 10:18 pm Post subject: |
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| The first four stanzas there are good loose anapestic, written by a poet. The fifth is almost passable, but the sixth doesn't scan at all, causing the thing to crash horrendously. In other words, nice plagiaristic conceit, but you don't know metrical verse for shiit. |
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seoulunitarian

Joined: 06 Jul 2004
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Posted: Tue Oct 16, 2007 10:43 pm Post subject: re: |
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Lady Lazarus
by Sylvia Plath
I have done it again.
One year in every ten
I manage it--
A sort of walking miracle, my skin
Bright as a Nazi lampshade,
My right foot
A paperweight,
My face a featureless, fine
Jew linen.
Peel off the napkin
O my enemy.
Do I terrify?--
The nose, the eye pits, the full set of teeth?
The sour breath
Will vanish in a day.
Soon, soon the flesh
The grave cave ate will be
At home on me
And I a smiling woman.
I am only thirty.
And like the cat I have nine times to die.
This is Number Three.
What a trash
To annihilate each decade.
What a million filaments.
The peanut-crunching crowd
Shoves in to see
Them unwrap me hand and foot--
The big strip tease.
Gentlemen, ladies
These are my hands
My knees.
I may be skin and bone,
Nevertheless, I am the same, identical woman.
The first time it happened I was ten.
It was an accident.
The second time I meant
To last it out and not come back at all.
I rocked shut
As a seashell.
They had to call and call
And pick the worms off me like sticky pearls.
Dying
Is an art, like everything else.
I do it exceptionally well.
I do it so it feels like hell.
I do it so it feels real.
I guess you could say I've a call.
It's easy enough to do it in a cell.
It's easy enough to do it and stay put.
It's the theatrical
Comeback in broad day
To the same place, the same face, the same brute
Amused shout:
'A miracle!'
That knocks me out.
There is a charge
For the eyeing of my scars, there is a charge
For the hearing of my heart--
It really goes.
And there is a charge, a very large charge
For a word or a touch
Or a bit of blood
Or a piece of my hair or my clothes.
So, so, Herr Doktor.
So, Herr Enemy.
I am your opus,
I am your valuable,
The pure gold baby
That melts to a shriek.
I turn and burn.
Do not think I underestimate your great concern.
Ash, ash--
You poke and stir.
Flesh, bone, there is nothing there--
A cake of soap,
A wedding ring,
A gold filling.
Herr God, Herr Lucifer
Beware
Beware.
Out of the ash
I rise with my red hair
And I eat men like air. |
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faster

Joined: 03 Sep 2006
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Posted: Wed Oct 17, 2007 1:15 am Post subject: |
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| jgca wrote: |
| The first four stanzas there are good loose anapestic, written by a poet. The fifth is almost passable, but the sixth doesn't scan at all, causing the thing to crash horrendously. In other words, nice plagiaristic conceit, but you don't know metrical verse for shiit. |
Yeah, it's an add-on to an old dirty song, like rugby clubs like to perform while sauced up. |
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faster

Joined: 03 Sep 2006
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Posted: Wed Oct 17, 2007 1:16 am Post subject: |
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There once was a man from Namnameter
whose *beep* was ten inches diameter
but it wasn't the size
that lit up the girls' eyes--
'twas the rythm, iambic pentameter. |
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IncognitoHFX

Joined: 06 May 2007 Location: Yeongtong, Suwon
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Posted: Wed Oct 17, 2007 1:34 am Post subject: Re: ... |
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| Nowhere Man wrote: |
YOUR DOG DIES
it gets run over by a van.
you find it at the side of the road
and bury it.
you feel bad about it.
you feel bad personally,
but you feel bad for your daughter
because it was her pet,
and she loved it so.
she used to croon to it
and let it sleep in her bed.
you write a poem about it.
you call it a poem for your daughter,
about the dog getting run over by a van
and how you looked after it,
took it out into the woods
and buried it deep, deep,
and that poem turns out so good
you're almost glad the little dog
was run over, or else you'd never
have written that good poem.
then you sit down to write
a poem about writing a poem
about the death of that dog,
but while you're writing you
hear a woman scream
your name, your first name,
both syllables,
and your heart stops.
after a minute, you continue writing.
she screams again.
you wonder how long this can go on.
-Raymond Carver |
I really like Raymond Carver. I remember reading a short story about him about a blind man, if you can find it definitely give it a read (it's called "Cathedral" I think). |
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faster

Joined: 03 Sep 2006
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Posted: Wed Oct 17, 2007 1:36 am Post subject: Re: ... |
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| IncognitoHFX wrote: |
| Nowhere Man wrote: |
YOUR DOG DIES
it gets run over by a van.
you find it at the side of the road
and bury it.
you feel bad about it.
you feel bad personally,
but you feel bad for your daughter
because it was her pet,
and she loved it so.
she used to croon to it
and let it sleep in her bed.
you write a poem about it.
you call it a poem for your daughter,
about the dog getting run over by a van
and how you looked after it,
took it out into the woods
and buried it deep, deep,
and that poem turns out so good
you're almost glad the little dog
was run over, or else you'd never
have written that good poem.
then you sit down to write
a poem about writing a poem
about the death of that dog,
but while you're writing you
hear a woman scream
your name, your first name,
both syllables,
and your heart stops.
after a minute, you continue writing.
she screams again.
you wonder how long this can go on.
-Raymond Carver |
I really like Raymond Carver. I remember reading a short story about him about a blind man, if you can find it definitely give it a read (it's called "Cathedral" I think). |
Yeah, Carver's short stories are great. I had a hard time with him for a while, because back in the 80's he was so widely imitated that his style was stale to me when I first encountered it. Luckily there's a lot more to Carver than style. |
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joelove
Joined: 12 May 2011
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Posted: Sat Oct 29, 2011 7:52 pm Post subject: |
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My friends, this is a poem, read and enjoy.
As I Walked Out One Evening
As I walked out one evening,
Walking down Bristol Street,
The crowds upon the pavement
Were fields of harvest wheat.
And down by the brimming river
I heard a lover sing
Under an arch of the railway:
'Love has no ending.
'I'll love you, dear, I'll love you
Till China and Africa meet,
And the river jumps over the mountain
And the salmon sing in the street,
'I'll love you till the ocean
Is folded and hung up to dry
And the seven stars go squawking
Like geese about the sky.
'The years shall run like rabbits,
For in my arms I hold
The Flower of the Ages,
And the first love of the world.'
But all the clocks in the city
Began to whirr and chime:
'O let not Time deceive you,
You cannot conquer Time.
'In the burrows of the Nightmare
Where Justice naked is,
Time watches from the shadow
And coughs when you would kiss.
'In headaches and in worry
Vaguely life leaks away,
And Time will have his fancy
To-morrow or to-day.
'Into many a green valley
Drifts the appalling snow;
Time breaks the threaded dances
And the diver's brilliant bow.
'O plunge your hands in water,
Plunge them in up to the wrist;
Stare, stare in the basin
And wonder what you've missed.
'The glacier knocks in the cupboard,
The desert sighs in the bed,
And the crack in the tea-cup opens
A lane to the land of the dead.
'Where the beggars raffle the banknotes
And the Giant is enchanting to Jack,
And the Lily-white Boy is a Roarer,
And Jill goes down on her back.
'O look, look in the mirror?
O look in your distress:
Life remains a blessing
Although you cannot bless.
'O stand, stand at the window
As the tears scald and start;
You shall love your crooked neighbour
With your crooked heart.'
It was late, late in the evening,
The lovers they were gone;
The clocks had ceased their chiming,
And the deep river ran on.
WH Auden |
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MollyBloom

Joined: 21 Jul 2006 Location: James Joyce's pants
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Posted: Tue Nov 01, 2011 5:54 am Post subject: Re: My Favorite Poem |
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[quote="otis"]It changed all of 20th century literature.
T.S. Elliot's The Wasteland:
T.S. Eliot (1888�1965). The Waste Land. 1922.
I agree. |
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MollyBloom

Joined: 21 Jul 2006 Location: James Joyce's pants
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Posted: Tue Nov 01, 2011 5:54 am Post subject: Re: My Favorite Poem |
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[quote="MollyBloom"]
| otis wrote: |
It changed all of 20th century literature.
T.S. Elliot's The Wasteland:
T.S. Eliot (1888�1965). The Waste Land. 1922. |
I agree. |
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kimiki
Joined: 19 Dec 2008 Location: south korea
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Posted: Wed Nov 02, 2011 2:15 pm Post subject: |
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Don't forget this two-line stunner from a master of bizarre, minimalist dark wit:
Evening Chess
The black queen raised high
In my father's angry hand.
--Charles Simic |
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mukukja
Joined: 22 Sep 2011
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Posted: Wed Nov 02, 2011 4:34 pm Post subject: |
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�Sir, I admit your
general rule,
That every poet is a fool;
But you yourself may serve to show it,
That every fool is not a poet.�
― Alexander Pope
For when people start hatin' on the bold wings of poesy. |
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