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Most Ridiculous Thing a Recruiter has Told You
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edwardcatflap



Joined: 22 Mar 2009

PostPosted: Fri Sep 09, 2011 5:48 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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"Korea is the undiscovered jewel of NE Asia


If people don't want to visit a place in this day and age, it's not because it's 'undiscovered.' Even with a country like North Korea there are travelogues in magazines and on the internet all the time.

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an unparalleled land of beauty


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no, after being here for a long time, Id agree with that statement


Really, honestly you'd agree with that statement? You know what unparelleled means I take it? It doesn't just mean that some things in Korea are beautiful, It means Korea contains certain aspects which are more beautiful than any other country in the world. E.g. Its mountains are more beautiful than those in Tibet or the Swiss Alps. It's rivers are more attractive than the Nile or the Amazon rain forests. The cities are more lovely than Rome, Florence, Paris, Barcelona. Its temples are more magnificent than Angkor Wat or the Taj Mahal. Its beaches are more stunning than the Maldives or the islands of Thailand? Are you sure?


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wylies99



Joined: 13 May 2006
Location: I'm one cool cat!

PostPosted: Fri Sep 09, 2011 6:16 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

MacLean wrote:
It's not just that they lie to you using words. They also lie to you by the pictures that they display on the websites. There's one recruiter that posts the most beautiful photos, giving the impression that they are represeantive of reality in Korea. So you're all excited about visiting this beautiful place, then you get here and....

I can just imagine Homer Simpson stepping off the plane and immediatedly doing the face palm thing. Doh! Confused


They also openly lie about exchange rates, hoping that you don't know actual exchange rates. Is it easy to check? Yes, but those "casual" lies often are just the beginning of the lies.
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wylies99



Joined: 13 May 2006
Location: I'm one cool cat!

PostPosted: Fri Sep 09, 2011 6:20 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

If a recruiter is buzzing around your school, and bosses, well after everything is settled, beware of them and their motivations. Remember, recruiters make money off of foreign teacher turnover. If you stand between a recruiter and more money for them, then you could soon have a powerful enemy. There are recruiters who call schools and tell them that they have a "young woman in their 20's who would be perfect for their school" but first they have to get rid of YOU. It happens, more than you think.
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jeremysums



Joined: 08 Apr 2011

PostPosted: Tue Sep 20, 2011 12:22 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Funny.

I wonder how much recruiters make.

SFValley wrote:
I got told by a recruiter that if I applied with another recruiter I will "fail" my application and never be hired for a public school in Seoul. I'm obviously working with another recruiter now... we'll see if her "never" actually comes to pass.
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rayray123



Joined: 27 Jan 2010
Location: korea

PostPosted: Tue Sep 20, 2011 2:02 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Not too long ago I talked to a recruiter, he sent me a few jobs I wasn't interested in and said he wants to talk to me on the phone. He had seen my resume, knew my experience, and knew I was looking for a hakwon position. On the phone he says, "You've never worked at a hakwon before??" Like he just COULD NOT believe I would be applying for a hakwon position with out experience. "At a hakwon you will mostly teach young children, but your experience is at a high school. It's a lot different." I told him yes, I know and that I still think I can do a good job. He continued on saying how I only have high school experience, followed by a loud sigh, and that hakwons are totally different. After everything I said he would sigh loudly, and say something about my lack of hakwon experience

The next day he sent me one of the schools I had originally turned down, a rural middle school. Because, as he pretty much said, due to my high school teaching experience I am not capable of working at a hakwon. I didn't reply.
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World Traveler



Joined: 29 May 2009

PostPosted: Wed Sep 21, 2011 7:56 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

"Unlike Chinese and Japanese, Korean is a very easy language to learn. It is the most logical and most scientific language in the world. You will be conversant within a year."

"Koreans love Americans and feel as though they owe them a debt of gratitude for their involvement in the Korean War and for their continued military presence protecting them from the North. People will stop you in the street and thank you for being in their country."

"Teachers are revered in Korean society. Once people find out you work at a hagwon, you will be given preferential treatment."

"1000 won = $1USD."
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Warhammer820



Joined: 03 Jun 2011
Location: USA

PostPosted: Wed Sep 21, 2011 9:59 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I spent a good bit of time reading every single reply on this thread. Funny and scary stuff. I would love a rural position next summer and I hope I get it :p
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rayray123



Joined: 27 Jan 2010
Location: korea

PostPosted: Wed Sep 21, 2011 1:39 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

World Traveler wrote:

"Koreans love Americans and feel as though they owe them a debt of gratitude for their involvement in the Korean War and for their continued military presence protecting them from the North. People will stop you in the street and thank you for being in their country."


This did happen to my friend and I once when I first arrived in Korea. An old man thanked us for the US being involved in the Korean War and thanked us for coming to Korea to teach English.
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cdninkorea



Joined: 27 Jan 2006
Location: Seoul

PostPosted: Thu Sep 22, 2011 4:14 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Bowden_PSM wrote:
To nothing! NOTHING! I was in Eonyang, a town of 30,000, a good 20km from the western Ulsan border, 1 hour to city center. I have a third floor one room. I can see the entire "eup" from there. Surrounded by mountains and rice fields. No major supermarket. I couldn't believe it. That was it. I go outside. Nothing doin. He comes over. So...what do you think? I say he's put me in the boonies. He says...

"no way guy, this 052, Ulsan, 052, same telephone code!"

Out of the many great stories in this thread, I think this is one of the best (the full story is on page 9; I didn't want to make this post too long so I only quoted the funniest part).
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jeremysums



Joined: 08 Apr 2011

PostPosted: Thu Sep 22, 2011 10:46 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

First class treatment. A guy waited for you with a sign.


Summer Wine wrote:
My first year in Korea.

My recruiter sold me on a job.

Its in Seoul and you will be teaching High School Boys. I was ok, that sounds ok.

After 48 hrs without sleep I arrive in Gimpo, there's a guy with a sign with my name on it. We jump in a car and after a half hr, I say that Seoul is pretty big and how long will we get to the school.

He says that the school is in Suwon and not Seoul. I tell him, that I have never taught High School and what should I do. He says �h, you dont teach High School - its Kindergarten and Elementary.

When we get to the school, as I am walking up the stairs we meet the teacher who's leaving and he's heading down the stairs. (I am paraphrasing as its while since then).

The Manager "Aren't you working?. Hell No, I am finshed here. I just got paid - you can *beep* off"(He was making a fair point I found out).

Intro to Korea.
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Beyondbelief



Joined: 21 Sep 2011

PostPosted: Fri Sep 23, 2011 3:03 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

My recruiter told me there are four "Korean-American" teachers at the school I'd be going to, emphasizing that they had all at some point in their life "lived in America" and spoke spotless English. By the time I got there and met the co-teachers, most of them spoke little English and none had even traveled outside of Asia..... When speaking with recruiters looking for my job here, I can recall the recruiters using the "Korean-American" bit to try to make positions they were selling look more foreigner friendly, as communication would be easier with co-workers, but its in most cases its a lie to lure you in. After I got to the school, I never heard a word from the recruiter to see how I was doing or check up on things. Classy guy.
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jeremysums



Joined: 08 Apr 2011

PostPosted: Fri Oct 07, 2011 1:18 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

That's a good one, but also cruel at the same time if they're lying.


Ramen wrote:
You're hired!
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World Traveler



Joined: 29 May 2009

PostPosted: Mon Dec 19, 2011 4:52 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

A recruiter of a big English-teaching company is hit by a bus and dies. She is met at the gates of heaven by St. Peter who says, owing to an administrative hitch, they are unsure where to place her - heaven or hell. Instead she is to be given the choice herself by spending a day in each and then deciding.

Arriving in hell for her �taster-day� she is met by the friendly faces of colleagues from her company, dressed exquisitely in designer casuals. They greet her warmly and show her around hell, which is a beautifully landscaped country club with golf courses and tennis courts. She has a fantastic day playing sports, dining on lobster and steaks, dancing and getting drunk with her friends. Everyone laughs at her jokes and she even gets to meet the devil himself, who is, dare she say it, �kinda cute�. It is with great sadness that she leaves in the evening.

The following day she spends in heaven. Here she hops from cloud to cloud, plays harps and generally hangs out with the angels. Again she enjoys herself very much. St. Peter asks her for a decision the next day. After great deliberation, she chooses hell over heaven. �To hell you will spend eternity�, St. Peter decrees.

When she arrives the country club and golf courses are gone. In their place is a filthy, desolate wasteland. Her friends are still there, but they are dressed in rags, picking up garbage and putting it in sacks. The Devil comes up and puts his arm around her. "I don't understand," she stammers, "yesterday I was here and there was a golf course and a country club and we ate lobster and we danced and had a great time.

Now it�s a wasteland of garbage and all my friends look miserable.� The Devil looked at her and smiled evilly. "Yesterday we were recruiting you; today you're staff."
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thebektionary



Joined: 11 May 2011

PostPosted: Thu Dec 22, 2011 11:01 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

"Even though it is a small city, Chuncheon is a very exciting city only 45 minutes away from Seoul."


Evil or Very Mad
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pikadoopoo



Joined: 19 May 2011

PostPosted: Thu Dec 22, 2011 12:40 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

"There are no jobs that fit your qualifications. I can only offer you this job: (insert crap hagwon in Gangwon here) Let me know how you think of."

I took matters into my own hands and found a job in Seoul.

I wanted to correct her English so badly.
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