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I was assaulted in Bangkok
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tiger fancini



Joined: 21 Mar 2006
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 04, 2012 5:38 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Plume D'ella Plumeria wrote:
Well, I imagine that Steelrails would have to pull down his Zyzypper before he could drop his drawers and even then, there's no guarantee that fecal Maserial would be produced ...

... Couldn't resist, guys.


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Plume D'ella Plumeria



Joined: 10 Jan 2005
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 04, 2012 5:59 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

tiger fancini wrote:
Plume D'ella Plumeria wrote:
Well, I imagine that Steelrails would have to pull down his Zyzypper before he could drop his drawers and even then, there's no guarantee that fecal Maserial would be produced ...

... Couldn't resist, guys.


Stoolrails


Too funny ... !

I'd better exit this thread before it devolves (or evolves) into total hilarity.

Which actually might not be such a bad thing ...
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Zyzyfer



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PostPosted: Wed Jan 04, 2012 5:35 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Died By Bear wrote:
Zyzyfer wrote:
This thread is destined to become a legendary one at this rate. Masturbating bears...snip.



jackass... Mad


Was it a masturbating bear's hand by which you died?
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Steelrails



Joined: 12 Mar 2009
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 04, 2012 6:47 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Clearly Tiger Fancini and Died by bear are involved in some sort of sick animal masturbation circus stool street-fighting sex romp.
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Maserial



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PostPosted: Wed Jan 04, 2012 7:12 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Steelrails wrote:
Clearly Tiger Fancini and Died by bear are involved in some sort of sick animal masturbation circus stool street-fighting sex romp.


It's cockfighting for the 21st century.
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madoka



Joined: 27 Mar 2008

PostPosted: Thu Jan 05, 2012 8:50 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Sounds like this actor just hightailed it outta there:

"Mission: Impossible" star Jeremy Renner emerged unscathed from a bar fight in Thailand, his spokesman said on Thursday, but a hotel manager in his party was attacked with an ax.

A spokeswoman for Renner, 40, who also played the lead in Oscar-winning Iraq war movie "The Hurt Locker", denied media reports that the actor was hurt in the bloody incident in the Thai resort of Phuket early on Wednesday.

"Jeremy Renner was indeed in a bar in Phuket Thailand as a vicious attack on a patron took place but was not injured or involved. He exited as the fight took place," Renner's publicist said in a statement.

Renner, who co-stars with Tom Cruise in "Mission: Impossible - Ghost Protocol", is currently working in the Philippines on "The Bourne Legacy" -- the latest in the Bourne action movie franchise, the publicist said.

The Phuket Gazette said on Thursday that six staff at the pub were arrested and charged with attempted murder of the general manager of a local resort hotel.

Manager Vorasit Issara was stabbed in the stomach and slashed in the neck with an ax, Phuket police told local reporters.
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WoBW



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PostPosted: Sun Jan 15, 2012 8:31 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Why the hell were you in Khao San Road anyway?

I lived in Bangkok for 2 years and never went there. Everyone knows it's the cesspit of the city.
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Died By Bear



Joined: 13 Jul 2010
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PostPosted: Sun Jan 15, 2012 5:49 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

WoBW wrote:
Why the hell were you in Khao San Road anyway?

I lived in Bangkok for 2 years and never went there. Everyone knows it's the cesspit of the city.





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northway



Joined: 05 Jul 2010

PostPosted: Sun Jan 15, 2012 7:25 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

WoBW wrote:
Why the hell were you in Khao San Road anyway?

I lived in Bangkok for 2 years and never went there. Everyone knows it's the cesspit of the city.


Yet it's a popular hangout for upper middle class Thais...
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Julius



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PostPosted: Mon Jan 16, 2012 7:55 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

WoBW wrote:
I lived in Bangkok for 2 years and never went there. Everyone knows it's the cesspit of the city.


WoBW= Wall of Bangkok Whiner?
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