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mindmetoo
Joined: 02 Feb 2004
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Posted: Thu Apr 29, 2004 9:29 pm Post subject: Ajumma fight! |
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I saw the weirdest thing in a subway station. Two very middle classed 40something ajummas having a screaming match and slap fight right on the subway platform. They were all decked out in their designer hiking clothes, North Face backpacks, and sun-visor-c_um-iron-welder caps. Not knowing the language, best I could figure is one of the women felt slighted, expressed her outrage, and the woman making the social slight was dismissive of her complaint. The slighted ajumma went and clocked the dismissive ajumma. It heated up from there. I wished I could have planted myself and watched the bataille royale but that would have seemed rude. You just wonder what in the world two middle classed 40something ajummas would have to fight over? "You told our church group my a_ss looked big in my new sweat pants!"
All I know is the screaming continued as I shuffled down to the far end of the platform.
This is not to say you don't see that type of thing in North America. A few days ago that senator's wife attacked some woman in a Home Depot with a bag of fertilizer or something. It's just I never expected it in Seoul.
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Arg it would seem the latin word "c_um" is caught by the swear filter.
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HardyandTiny

Joined: 03 Jun 2003
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Posted: Thu Apr 29, 2004 9:36 pm Post subject: Re: Ajumma fight! |
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mindmetoo wrote: |
It's I never expected it in Seoul.
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Okay, why is that? |
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Yaya

Joined: 25 Feb 2003 Location: Seoul
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Posted: Thu Apr 29, 2004 9:36 pm Post subject: Re: Ajumma fight! |
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mindmetoo wrote: |
I saw the weirdest thing in a subway station. Two very middle classed 40something ajummas having a screaming match and slap fight right on the subway platform. They were all decked out in their designer hiking clothes, North Face backpacks, and sun-visor-c_um-iron-welder caps. Not knowing the language, best I could figure is one of the women felt slighted, expressed her outrage, and the woman making the social slight was dismissive of her complaint. The slighted ajumma went and clocked the dismissive ajumma. It heated up from there. I wished I could have planted myself and watched the bataille royale but that would have seemed rude. You just wonder what in the world two middle classed 40something ajummas would have to fight over? "You told our church group my a_ss looked big in my new sweat pants!"
All I know is the screaming continued as I shuffled down to the far end of the platform.
This is not to say you don't see that type of thing in North America. A few days ago that senator's wife attacked some woman in a Home Depot with a bag of fertilizer or something. It's I never expected it in Seoul.
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Arg it would seem the latin word "c_um" is caught by the swear filter. |
Why not promote such fights as AFC (ajumma fighting championships)? |
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kiwiboy_nz_99

Joined: 05 Jul 2003 Location: ...Enlightenment...
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Posted: Thu Apr 29, 2004 10:37 pm Post subject: |
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I've seen the same kind of thing but with two very finely dressed ajoshi's who must have been about 70 if they were a day. Odd ... |
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lush72
Joined: 18 Aug 2003 Location: I am Penalty Kick!
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Posted: Thu Apr 29, 2004 11:13 pm Post subject: Re: Ajumma fight! |
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mindmetoo wrote: |
I wished I could have planted myself and watched the bataille royale but that would have seemed rude. |
It would not have been rude at all! Why, in this culture, its perfectly acceptable to stop whatever you are doing and just gape at people as if they are diseased monkeys offending you by their mere presence! Have you learned nothing while you have been living here? |
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JackSarang
Joined: 28 Jan 2003
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Posted: Fri Apr 30, 2004 1:09 am Post subject: |
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Ask a Korean about ���� ��ȭ.
They throw hissy fits over anything then forget about it 10 minutes later. |
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HardyandTiny

Joined: 03 Jun 2003
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Posted: Fri Apr 30, 2004 1:14 am Post subject: |
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JackSarang wrote: |
Ask a Korean about ���� ��ȭ.
They throw hissy fits over anything then forget about it 10 minutes later. |
In my experience they hold the anger for weeks, months maybe even years. |
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mindmetoo
Joined: 02 Feb 2004
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Posted: Fri Apr 30, 2004 5:34 am Post subject: Re: Ajumma fight! |
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Yaya wrote: |
Why not promote such fights as AFC (ajumma fighting championships)? |
If I could draw I'd write a comic called Attack Force Halmoni about an elite force of indestructible Korean grandmothers. Never get in the way of a halmoni and an open seat on the subway. Not only can the old women sense an open seat 3 subway cars away but they move like bullets, passing through flesh or bone if necessary, to get to the open seat. And god forbid you're trying to exit a subway car and there's a halmoni waiting and she spies an open seat. |
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captain kirk
Joined: 29 Jan 2003
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Posted: Fri Apr 30, 2004 5:47 am Post subject: |
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One time, taking the train from Kyongju to Pusan, the train stopped along the coast in the country before Pusan and on boarded country tilling ajummas bearing bags and baskets of produce to sell downtown and get a better price for. The train suddenly, tearfully, reeked of onions and one country ajumma was really pissed off at another sitting opposite her, for some reason, and they were tough. They had big hands and the arms of men from tilling and roughing stuff around in their country work and she was really, to the death (apparently) pissed about something with lots of shouting and the other 'muscle-ajummas' at one point attempting to hold them apart because they were flying in the face of danger to the death. |
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dman

Joined: 22 Mar 2004
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Posted: Fri Apr 30, 2004 5:54 am Post subject: |
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The fights I've seen are great two 40 somethings taking off their shoes and beating the hell out of each other. I just stood there and watched the whole thing everyone around was ashamed a foreigner was watching by the looks I got. I just smiled at them and put two thumbs up. I hope next time I have a chair and a few cold ones. God I love this little sh\t hole country. |
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mindmetoo
Joined: 02 Feb 2004
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Posted: Fri Apr 30, 2004 10:20 pm Post subject: |
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dman wrote: |
The fights I've seen are great two 40 somethings taking off their shoes and beating the hell out of each other. I just stood there and watched the whole thing everyone around was ashamed a foreigner was watching by the looks I got. I just smiled at them and put two thumbs up. I hope next time I have a chair and a few cold ones. God I love this little sh\t hole country. |
You know that's exactly why I shuffled along... to answer a previous responder wanting to know why I didn't stare when it seems acceptable for Koreans to stare. Yes, a lot of Koreans would stop and stare and probably enjoy a good ol' fashioned barefoot bare-knuckle ajumma fight, but having whitey observe would embarrass the hell out of them. You're a braver person than I. |
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own_king

Joined: 17 Apr 2004 Location: here
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Posted: Sat May 01, 2004 2:09 am Post subject: |
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I saw two well-dressed adachies going at it on Hooker Hill - yelling and screaming. Then one guy went into one of the Ho-Bars and grabbed a stool and started chasing the other guy up hill, while some Ho from the bar was chasing after him to try to get the stool back. Funniest sh*t I ever saw I love Korea! |
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bignate

Joined: 30 Apr 2003 Location: Hell's Ditch
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Posted: Sat May 01, 2004 12:54 pm Post subject: |
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You haven't seen anything until you've seen two legless beggars (you know the ones who roll around on the boards with wheels, with the innertube pants) go at it while cruising through one of the subway cars.
It seemed that they were pi$$ed at each other because they were both competing for the same space. They went at it tooth and nail. It was really weird and kind of sad. |
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peemil

Joined: 09 Feb 2003 Location: Koowoompa
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Posted: Sat May 01, 2004 3:35 pm Post subject: |
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I don't know... Why did you leave? After a long time in Korea I'm begin to stare with the best of them. I would've loved to have seen to ajummas going at it... Not in a sexual sense though. On my sicker days though... Hmmm....  |
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Mosley
Joined: 15 Jan 2003
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Posted: Sun May 02, 2004 5:53 pm Post subject: |
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I saw two adjummas going at it(one of them had to be restrained) during my first month here(in Suwon, I believe). Stopped me right in my tracks, mainly because after 5 years in Japan, I had come to think that that kind of public behavior was beyond the pale. In fact, in Japan, a public display of anger is so rare that when you do see one, it leaves you gobsmacked. Here? Belligerent actions are common enough that they hardly faze me anymore. |
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