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JustinC
Joined: 10 Mar 2012
Location: We Are The World!
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| Modernist wrote: |
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| just find a pretty girl who doesn't really care about family that much, doesn't consider you a walking ATM, and swallows. Put a ring on it if you find it, because you'll probably never find it again. |
Wow. Romantic to the core, this one. Was it, like, difficult to fight off all the girls in the West trying to get a piece of your amazing self?
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| I knew it soon after we started dating that she was the one because of these very reasons. |
Yeah. I bet. Aren't you the one who seems primarily concerned with how often, how well and how, uh, distinctively she can have sex with you? This really seems to be your main consideration. Who cares about things like intelligence or ethics or cultural connections? It's all about being 'freaky,' apparently.
This thread in general is funny, though. Extraordinary what some of you put up with. And being linked to this Godforsaken dump of a country for life, too! Hah! Lucky you! Congratulations!
Myself, just got back from Singapore. You want to see some REAL quality women, that's where you look. Professionals, beautiful without having to try so hard, perfect English with a sleek Anglo gloss, proper food, clean and attractive streets with no piles of garbage everywhere, better shopping, better restaurants, better buildings, better everything. Seoul will NEVER EVER come CLOSE to matching Singapore for quality of life, or quality of people either for that matter. |
Yeah, Singers is in the top 10 for liveable cities, Seoul is NOT. But you can chew gum, drink and smoke in public in Seoul so I know which place I prefer! |
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tran.huongthu
Joined: 23 May 2011
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| Modernist wrote: |
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| just find a pretty girl who doesn't really care about family that much, doesn't consider you a walking ATM, and swallows. Put a ring on it if you find it, because you'll probably never find it again. |
Wow. Romantic to the core, this one. Was it, like, difficult to fight off all the girls in the West trying to get a piece of your amazing self?
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| I knew it soon after we started dating that she was the one because of these very reasons. |
Yeah. I bet. Aren't you the one who seems primarily concerned with how often, how well and how, uh, distinctively she can have sex with you? This really seems to be your main consideration. Who cares about things like intelligence or ethics or cultural connections? It's all about being 'freaky,' apparently.
This thread in general is funny, though. Extraordinary what some of you put up with. And being linked to this Godforsaken dump of a country for life, too! Hah! Lucky you! Congratulations!
Myself, just got back from Singapore. You want to see some REAL quality women, that's where you look. Professionals, beautiful without having to try so hard, perfect English with a sleek Anglo gloss, proper food, clean and attractive streets with no piles of garbage everywhere, better shopping, better restaurants, better buildings, better everything. Seoul will NEVER EVER come CLOSE to matching Singapore for quality of life, or quality of people either for that matter. |
You have no idea how lucky you are. |
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Squire
Joined: 26 Sep 2010
Location: Jeollanam-do
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| Posted: Fri Jul 26, 2013 5:07 pm Post subject: |
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| This has already been bumped so I may as well ask- what's going on, OP? Still married? |
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thisisausername
Joined: 28 May 2011
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| JustinC wrote: |
| Try flipping a coin. I'm being partially facetious and partially honest; there's a good chance it will give you a little insight. |
Flip a coin and then no matter what the outcome you will feel disappointed. So do the opposite of the outcome from the flip and you'll feel good. Ex heads=marry tails=call it off. It comes heads, you feel bad, so split. You've cheated the gods!
However, if you're not far enough removed from the reality of the coin flip you might just think of heads as don't marry and tails as do it. You'll be thinking "Wait a second. It's just the opposite of what I said it is. So I know when its heads that doesn't mean marry that means dont marry. So you're going to need to double reverse it making heads=marry (which means don't marry so the you actually do marry) tails=split (which means run away so you should actually stay).
This may not be enough for you (if you're like me). So instead of going to just moving to triple reverse, I think you should go all the way to seventeen times reversing. That way unless you're very quick on your feet youve just committed yourself to a significant amount of mental gymnastics capable of making this a truly random process once again.
This process would look like heads=marry means I shouldn't marry means I should means I shouldn't means I should means I shouldn't means I should means I shouldn't means I must means I can't means I have to means I definitely dont want to means I want to means I can't imagine it means Ive got to do it means I don't want to means I will do that means oh my god I'm running man what if she turns into an ahjamma means I'm going to stick it out means please kill me. |
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