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Modernist
Joined: 23 Mar 2011 Location: The 90s
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Posted: Sun Sep 23, 2012 8:53 pm Post subject: |
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MigukCowboy, all I can say is, sounds like you picked the wrong fields to me. I said TECHNICAL skills. Journalism? Really? How did you honestly believe you could make a living doing that? The odds have been strongly against people there for about 10 years now at least. Too many good writers out there who think they're exceptional writers. Delusion all around.
As to the issue about people being screwed over by corporations and so on, yeah. I get that. I read Paul Krugman too. But if the choice is between getting out ahead of that BS, having skillsets that are in front of the wave and which can't be subsumed by outsourcing or automation [technical positions requiring in-person judgement and analysis], on the one hand, and running off to metaphorically wipe spoiled kids' chins in Korea like a little white servant on the other, I know what MY choice will be. I'll take a job with some respect, thanks.
I DIDN'T suggest 'taking on more debt' to get trained. I SAID, don't spend your savings on travel benders and new cars. Use it for a carefully considered and recognized technical credential.
I ALSO said traveling is fine, just don't overdo it. Reasonable costs are one thing, blowing all your savings on it with nothing set up back home is stupid.
As for 'getting older,' I'll lay good money I'm older than you. I don't need moralizing about 'taking a stand with what you have' from the likes of you. I'm quite sure I've endured worse than you have over the last 4 years.
A city boy? Ha. I grew up on 10 acres of forested property surrounded by huge corn fields in Northern Illinois. I'm WELL aware of the supposed benefits of country property. Delusion again. Aside from growing crops or raising animals, you can't do ANYTHING with it, but it sure as heck can suck YOU dry [leasing/renting? for WHAT? Storage? of WHAT?]. And if you think farming and ranching are some great ticket to prosperity and independence, you're a bigger fool than I thought. See how many people quit both those sectors every year. It's BRUTAL for young farmers and worse for ranchers. I suppose you imagine agriculture to be immune from the whole globalization thing? Ha. Good luck with that, if you ever manage to pull it off.
I'm sure your work-mates could meet a definition of 'loser' as well as any ESL lifer over here, sure. There are lots of losers in the world. But if you want to claim that ESL can match up to the likes of an engineer, a scientist, an certified accountant, a medical researcher, a nonprofit executive, a management consultant, a museum curator, a programmer, an economist, a pilot, or a million other skilled technical professions which are NOT a joke by definition, then I'd say you don't know what you're talking about. |
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MigukCowboy
Joined: 10 Sep 2012
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Posted: Sun Sep 23, 2012 9:05 pm Post subject: |
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Modernist wrote: |
MigukCowboy, all I can say is, sounds like you picked the wrong fields to me. I said TECHNICAL skills. Journalism? Really? How did you honestly believe you could make a living doing that? The odds have been strongly against people there for about 10 years now at least. Too many good writers out there who think they're exceptional writers. Delusion all around.
As to the issue about people being screwed over by corporations and so on, yeah. I get that. I read Paul Krugman too. But if the choice is between getting out ahead of that BS, having skillsets that are in front of the wave and which can't be subsumed by outsourcing or automation [technical positions requiring in-person judgement and analysis], on the one hand, and running off to metaphorically wipe spoiled kids' chins in Korea like a little white servant on the other, I know what MY choice will be. I'll take a job with some respect, thanks.
I DIDN'T suggest 'taking on more debt' to get trained. I SAID, don't spend your savings on travel benders and new cars. Use it for a carefully considered and recognized technical credential.
I ALSO said traveling is fine, just don't overdo it. Reasonable costs are one thing, blowing all your savings on it with nothing set up back home is stupid.
As for 'getting older,' I'll lay good money I'm older than you. I don't need moralizing about 'taking a stand with what you have' from the likes of you. I'm quite sure I've endured worse than you have over the last 4 years.
A city boy? Ha. I grew up on 10 acres of forested property surrounded by huge corn fields in Northern Illinois. I'm WELL aware of the supposed benefits of country property. Delusion again. Aside from growing crops or raising animals, you can't do ANYTHING with it, but it sure as heck can suck YOU dry [leasing/renting? for WHAT? Storage? of WHAT?]. And if you think farming and ranching are some great ticket to prosperity and independence, you're a bigger fool than I thought. See how many people quit both those sectors every year. It's BRUTAL for young farmers and worse for ranchers. I suppose you imagine agriculture to be immune from the whole globalization thing? Ha. Good luck with that, if you ever manage to pull it off.
I'm sure your work-mates could meet a definition of 'loser' as well as any ESL lifer over here, sure. There are lots of losers in the world. But if you want to claim that ESL can match up to the likes of an engineer, a scientist, an certified accountant, a medical researcher, a nonprofit executive, a management consultant, a museum curator, a programmer, an economist, a pilot, or a million other skilled technical professions which are NOT a joke by definition, then I'd say you don't know what you're talking about. |
Well then what are you doing here?
Shouldn't you be busy in your laboratory or office making big bucks? Nope, here you are too.
No offense . But you sound like an unbearable know-it-all with a condescending attitude.
How's that working out for you? I bet you're a big hit at parties. |
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PRagic

Joined: 24 Feb 2006
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Posted: Mon Sep 24, 2012 12:03 am Post subject: |
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Funny thread. The interesting thing, OP, is that you had to leave twice to figure out that you can make a good go of it here. That's too bad, because Korean takes care of its own, and by leaving you demonstrated that you didn't think you could do it here in the first place. No harm, no foul, but keeping the fact that you bailed twice to yourself will go a long way to endearing you to your self-adopted Korean breathren.
And what's with all the 30K vs 100K banter? If you're here into your 30s and plan on staying, plan on banking and investing a heck of a lot more than that if you want to retire properly, or even if you're looking to make a transition back to 'home'. Get to work and get at least a million working for you.
Related to this, one poster made a couple of great points: ) don't piss away your savings on useless crap, and 2) continually invest in yourself and your skill set. Nobody will want to keep paying you more if you don't pony up and show why you're worth more!
So welcome back, OP. The prose made for an interesting read. Kindly just promise us, however, that you will never convince yourself that your experience and enlightenment are truley unique and deserve to be preserved in novel form. Bank away! |
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MigukCowboy
Joined: 10 Sep 2012
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Posted: Mon Sep 24, 2012 8:16 am Post subject: |
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PRagic wrote: |
Funny thread. The interesting thing, OP, is that you had to leave twice to figure out that you can make a good go of it here. That's too bad, because Korean takes care of its own, and by leaving you demonstrated that you didn't think you could do it here in the first place. No harm, no foul, but keeping the fact that you bailed twice to yourself will go a long way to endearing you to your self-adopted Korean breathren.
And what's with all the 30K vs 100K banter? If you're here into your 30s and plan on staying, plan on banking and investing a heck of a lot more than that if you want to retire properly, or even if you're looking to make a transition back to 'home'. Get to work and get at least a million working for you.
Related to this, one poster made a couple of great points: ) don't piss away your savings on useless crap, and 2) continually invest in yourself and your skill set. Nobody will want to keep paying you more if you don't pony up and show why you're worth more!
So welcome back, OP. The prose made for an interesting read. Kindly just promise us, however, that you will never convince yourself that your experience and enlightenment are truley unique and deserve to be preserved in novel form. Bank away! |
Good advice. I don't thing teaching ESL in Korea is not like joining the mafia. You don't have to stay forever. You can come and go as you please. And that is the best thing about it. I don't think that I should have to hide the fact that I have come and gone. It's not North Korea, they're not gonna torture me for running away or see me as a traitor.
Trust me, I didn't piss away my savings last time. I am a bit of a hippie and I live my life VERY frugally. Lots of people are shocked by how frugal it is. It is just plain spartan. MOST of the money I made last time went to paying off debts. I paid off over 20K in debts and I am now debt-free. That is why I am now broke again.
When I was travelling. I used to find families or restaurants who let me me crash on their floor for like 2 bucks a night. Instead of flights I went overland almost all the time to save money. I was always finding deals on food.
When it comes to being a cheapskate, I am a boss.Probably one of the best.
But that is good advice to avoid travelling this time. I've already seen all of Asia, So this time I will not take all the little trips to Thailand and Japan etc. Those little trips during summer and winter vacation are the real waste of money.
As for my skill set.... My skill set is pleasuring the ladies, drinkin' beer, smokin' chronic, and big pimpin'. I will definitely continue to hone these skills. |
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newb
Joined: 27 Aug 2012 Location: Korea
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Posted: Mon Sep 24, 2012 4:09 pm Post subject: |
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As for my skill set.... My skill set is pleasuring the ladies, drinkin' beer, smokin' chronic, and big pimpin'. I will definitely continue to hone these skills. |
ride 'em cowboy!
You don't have to explain yourself to others who are jealous of you, cowboy. Just enjoy life.
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Weigookin74
Joined: 26 Oct 2009
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Posted: Mon Sep 24, 2012 4:47 pm Post subject: |
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You have to specialize. I myself took a business degree but didn't specialize. If this were before the economic meltdown and I hadn't lived in a place prior that had a terrible economy to begin, I prob could have started at the bottom of a company and then worked my way up. I would suppose all of you could have done that and can do that once the economy back home recovers. As it stands, I was thinking of taking about a year and a half's worth of university credits to add to my BBA and perhaps going for an accounting designation but that would be a few years down the road if I did. I think all of you need to look into finding out what the market needs and adapting your skills. Is it a trade? What kind of trade? Nurse? Accountant? Engineer? When the economy recovers, debts are gone, and some cash is saved up, gotta have a plan. Failing to plan means planning to fail. My plans may change. Exchange rate has been sh!t since the end of 2008 making these goals take longer. We'll see what happens. But where are the jobs and where will they be in the future? The power of google is amazing. Sadly, the market has no place for phycology degrees, history majors, and basketweaving. But, employers in a booming economy can appreciate those with something specifically (Specific skill set) taken in addition to those.
Don't get a master's just for the sake of getting one. If everyone and their dog has one, you're just going to be more in debt and even more frustrated. Which skills does and will the market need? Answer that question and you'll find your pot of gold. |
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MigukCowboy
Joined: 10 Sep 2012
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Posted: Mon Sep 24, 2012 7:22 pm Post subject: |
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Thanks a lot of the replies people. It's all great food for thought.
I am DONE trying to play the BS capitalism game on other people's terms. Done being a bitch to a system that I hate. I am just gonna walk my own path in life. And if it leads me into failure and disaster, at least I can say that I did it my way.
Lots of people are stuck in the idea of looking for a career to pay them. I am trying to think more as an entreprenuer. I will get some money and then I will multiply it all by myself.
And if I run out of options. I will just become a porn star. I am definitely "qualified" for that job. Ask the ladies around Ori Station about that. |
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TheUrbanMyth
Joined: 28 Jan 2003 Location: Retired
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Posted: Mon Sep 24, 2012 7:40 pm Post subject: |
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Modernist wrote: |
But if you want to claim that ESL can match up to the likes of an engineer, a scientist, an certified accountant, a medical researcher, a nonprofit executive, a management consultant, a museum curator, a programmer, an economist, a pilot, or a million other skilled technical professions which are NOT a joke by definition, then I'd say you don't know what you're talking about. |
Looks like you're the one who doesn't know what they are talking about.
http://english.chosun.com/site/data/html_dir/2009/08/28/2009082800352.html
http://seoulistic.com/living-in-korea/where-to-find-the-highest-paying-teaching-jobs-in-korea/
http://www.time.com/time/magazine/article/0,9171,2094427,00.html
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There are more private instructors in South Korea than there are schoolteachers, and the most popular of them make millions of dollars a year from online and in-person classes |
So yes it CAN match up to and over match any of those professions you mentioned.
How many of them make millions of dollars a year? True it's not that many but that wasn't the question. |
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isitts
Joined: 25 Dec 2008 Location: Korea
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Posted: Mon Sep 24, 2012 8:42 pm Post subject: |
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Modernist wrote: |
But if the choice is between getting out ahead of that BS, having skillsets that are in front of the wave and which can't be subsumed by outsourcing or automation [technical positions requiring in-person judgement and analysis], on the one hand, and running off to metaphorically wipe spoiled kids' chins in Korea like a little white servant on the other, I know what MY choice will be. I'll take a job with some respect, thanks. |
Really? That's what you did? Please tell us your success story, since you're older and wiser than the rest of us.
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I know what MY choice will be. |
What it will be or what it would be, but isn't? |
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isitts
Joined: 25 Dec 2008 Location: Korea
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Posted: Mon Sep 24, 2012 8:48 pm Post subject: |
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MigukCowboy wrote: |
I am DONE trying to play the BS capitalism game on other people's terms. Done being a bitch to a system that I hate. I am just gonna walk my own path in life. And if it leads me into failure and disaster, at least I can say that I did it my way.
Lots of people are stuck in the idea of looking for a career to pay them. I am trying to think more as an entreprenuer. I will get some money and then I will multiply it all by myself. |
This. I think you've got the right idea, OP. Good luck!
MigukCowboy wrote: |
And if I run out of options. I will just become a porn star. I am definitely "qualified" for that job. Ask the ladies around Ori Station about that. |
You lost me there, but two out of three ain't bad.  |
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tiger fancini

Joined: 21 Mar 2006 Location: Testicles for Eyes
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Posted: Mon Sep 24, 2012 8:55 pm Post subject: |
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Modernist wrote: |
This thread is pretty damn funny. All of you. And you wonder why I call out ESL teaching as a loser, chump job? OK, go back and read this thread one more time.
Have any of you ever considered, and I know this will come as a shock, actually getting educated and trained in a technical skill or profession, which would thereby allow you to find a decent-paying job back home and get off the 'wage slave'/permanent expat treadmill?
I mean, seriously. Buy land? Buy a new car? Travel the world? THIS is what you'd piss away any Korean savings doing? And you wonder why you can't get out of here? Unless you plan to join the lucrative world of ranching or farming, land is an anchor. As an investment it's fit only for millionaires or fools. Are you so blind you didn't see all the people whose investments in real property were completely wiped out during the crisis? How would you feel if you paid 200K cash for a nice house in a new neighborhood and then all your neighbors defaulted on their mortgages and your investment is now worth 40K? I saw that happen. It can happen anywhere, to farmland, to development sites, to downtown condos, to freaking harbor slips for boats. Anything.
Cars are even more foolish. Half the book value on a new car is gone the minute you sign the papers. The best case is actually living in a place with quality public transit [yes, I know this cuts back the choices but they are out there]. If you need to buy one get a quality model [say, an Elantra] pre-owned 2 years. Cuts the costs but still new enough so you DON'T have to pour more cash into fixing it regularly like a fool.
Traveling is fine, I do it myself. But have some self-control. 18 countries? Months with a backpack? Why do that? Don't be stupid. You can take a few weeks and still 'open your soul' or 'face your demons' or whatever mushy BS you are trying to pull off.
The reason you people can't get a decent job is because, by and large, you haven't been trained to DO anything of value in the modern American economy [excepting a few like cheezsteakwit or konglishman]. It IS tough. I am COMPLETELY aware of the challenge. But you've got to TRY if you want to make it. Don't come back and just burn off all your savings in some orgy of XBox and booze. Live in a cheaper area, get a marginal job, and spend the bulk of your time in training or education related to a PROPER job! That's how you'll get out of this.
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I will just say the it is full of hypocracy, inequality, violence and people who hate their lives. |
Huh, take out the violence part, add something about ugliness, insularity and lousy food, and this sounds an awful lot like Korea to me. |
You need to realize the things that make you happy may not make others happy. You're advice suits you |
Modernist has trouble with this concept, as he (she? I'm guessing he, but sorry if I'm wrong) has shown countless times on this forum. Modernist cannot even comprehend the basic fact that some people might like particular foods that s/he doesn't like. |
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slothrop
Joined: 03 Feb 2003
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The Great Toad
Joined: 12 Jun 2004
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Posted: Mon Sep 24, 2012 10:23 pm Post subject: |
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Megook Cowgirl rider I am discouraged by your use of the sad situation of Ori staion Souls with less opportunities to teach upright and make upstanding cash like you and I in Corea. I doubt the spirits' cleanliness that granted you the Maslow state of Epiphany that you claim as your freedom. You should not go about hurting yourself and bereft Corean yo-jah chingos like in this terrible story:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6uwp5ShEEl8&feature=relmfu
Of course I admit to saying this with wooded eyed indolence as I am failing to publish my amazingly adroit and clever books and poesy as I should- being gifted with my incredibly large and powerful brain.
Despite that I do agree with your economic points. I surely could be a tenured teechur of Ingles in America by now making more money then I do in Corea presently at a topped out High Sk00l salary - but you have to count the cost of cars, apartments, (home loan), and health care in America as well as the evil drug loving broken home kids who threatened to kill me because I insisted they remain seated and finished their writing... (never did find out want happened to those high school kids- God save 'em)
So it is that we may meet in Busan on the beach...? You should bring a wayward lass of yours for me to encourage to evolve and embrace the gentry life of moderation and prudence. Also she could tell me I was a very handsome guy...
Not everyone can be as determined and magnanimous as the Konglisman, a fine fellow himself. But, I like to think that most teachers here - and especially those who return, have a deep love for the Korean people and can not wait to rub the back of the funny bunny You-chee-wons who approach us with their mother's urgings for no other reason then we said "Hello" and smiled back at them in rreturn...
I suppose I could retire now in the USA and pay cash for a small house somewhere... but I continue on here as it would be a curse to Heaven for me to deprive students from my dooms of English wisdoms- I guess I will stick around for a few more years or until I can wed a old kindly Hoggywon teacher who falls in love with me- which constantly happens as I walk the streets in all my Won Bin Glory like English Prince Nobility... Anyhow send me a PM and we can meet up in Centrum City in Busan or at the BEach and share how great and well traveled we both are... I am at around 30 nations though as I was before a Viking Hero Marine Crusader and since an amazingly handsome and noble ESL Gentlemen traveler... so I have a few more c00l points than u. |
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edwardcatflap
Joined: 22 Mar 2009
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Posted: Mon Sep 24, 2012 10:40 pm Post subject: |
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Modernist wrote:
But if you want to claim that ESL can match up to the likes of an engineer, a scientist, an certified accountant, a medical researcher, a nonprofit executive, a management consultant, a museum curator, a programmer, an economist, a pilot, or a million other skilled technical professions which are NOT a joke by definition, then I'd say you don't know what you're talking about.
Looks like you're the one who doesn't know what they are talking about.
http://english.chosun.com/site/data/html_dir/2009/08/28/2009082800352.html
http://seoulistic.com/living-in-korea/where-to-find-the-highest-paying-teaching-jobs-in-korea/
http://www.time.com/time/magazine/article/0,9171,2094427,00.html
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There are more private instructors in South Korea than there are schoolteachers, and the most popular of them make millions of dollars a year from online and in-person classes
So yes it CAN match up to and over match any of those professions you mentioned.
How many of them make millions of dollars a year? True it's not that many but that wasn't the question. |
Let's face it these big money 'teachers' strike it rich by building up a personality cult and getting 1000s of people to pay to watch them 'appear' in the same way as born again preachers or self help gurus do. They're not truly representative of the profession and I would hazard a guess don't really exist in the same way outside Asia.
Of course you can make a decent and respected living in certain areas of TEFL. Every time Modernist puts down TEFL as a field I just assume he's basing his opinions on his own limited knowledge/experience of Asian hagwans and public schools. |
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MigukCowboy
Joined: 10 Sep 2012
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Posted: Mon Sep 24, 2012 10:41 pm Post subject: |
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Actually that last part was just a joke inspired by my stand up comedian friend who sports a huge Salvador Dali mustache. He does this really filthy Andrew Dice Clay sort of thing. Usually the crowds boo him off the stage. It's great. I've been to two of his shows. At the last one, in front of like 100 people, a 6 foot tall tranny stood up and started yelling at him "Fuckk you! You represent everything that's wrong with America!"
It was hilarious. He is a great artist on stage. He also says he might come out to Korea or Japan too.
I'm glad you found my post inspiring. I wrote the OP in an extremely intoxicated state. I'm glad it came out alright.
I just try to live my life with good karma and live the good life. No need to take it too seriously. Just enjoying the experience of life. Not trying to be in a rat race. |
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