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ajosshi
Joined: 17 Jan 2011 Location: ajosshi.com
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Posted: Fri Sep 28, 2012 3:21 pm Post subject: Sea Creature Removed ... From Man's Butt |
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Eel Removed From Man's Bottom In New Zealand
Talk about being saved at the eel-eventh hour.
A man in Auckland, New Zealand had a rather embarrassing emergency last week when he had to ask doctors to remove an eel from his bottom.
An Auckland City Hospital spokesperson did not immediately respond to a request for comment from The Huffington Post. But Matt Rogers, spokesman for Auckland District Health Board, confirmed that a man was treated for the condition at ACH.
"In response to a direct query from the Herald on Sunday, we can confirm that an adult male presented at Auckland City Hospital this week with an eel inside him," Rogers said. "No further comment will be made out of respect for the patient's right to privacy."
It's unclear how the eel got inside the man, but the patient was treated successfully and released.
Perhaps he should consider himself lucky.
Last year, Zhang Nan had to have Chinese doctors remove an eel from inside his bladder. The creature had slithered there through his *beep* during a strange spa treatment that the Los Angeles Times describes as "similar to those unusual pedicures that have fish eat dead skin off people's feet -- except that you're fully submerged, and you're probably naked, and there are eels all over you."
At least both Nan and the New Zealand man were fortunate to escape their predicaments with their lives. In 2010, it was reported that another Chinese man died from internal bleeding after an eel was inserted into his rectum, apparently as a practical joke.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/09/24/eel-removed-from-mans-bottom_n_1909231.html?utm_hp_ref=weird-news?hpweird=y |
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JustinC
Joined: 10 Mar 2012 Location: We Are The World!
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Posted: Fri Sep 28, 2012 3:33 pm Post subject: |
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dumb ass |
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Zackback
Joined: 05 Nov 2010 Location: Kyungbuk
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Posted: Fri Sep 28, 2012 4:59 pm Post subject: |
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and after surgery....
numb ass  |
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Quack Addict

Joined: 31 Mar 2008 Location: Seoul
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Posted: Sat Sep 29, 2012 3:14 am Post subject: |
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Zackback wrote: |
and after surgery....
numb ass  |
+1 |
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darkjedidave

Joined: 19 Aug 2009 Location: Shanghai/Seoul
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Posted: Sat Sep 29, 2012 3:54 am Post subject: |
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It's unclear how the eel got inside the man, but the patient was treated successfully and released.
Perhaps he should consider himself lucky.
Last year, Zhang Nan had to have Chinese doctors remove an eel from inside his bladder. The creature had slithered there through his p enis during a strange spa treatment
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God almighty, I thought that stuff was an urban legend! |
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flakfizer

Joined: 12 Nov 2004 Location: scaling the Cliffs of Insanity with a frayed rope.
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Posted: Sat Sep 29, 2012 4:13 am Post subject: |
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C'mon people, catch and release. |
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lemak
Joined: 02 Jan 2011
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Posted: Sat Sep 29, 2012 4:50 am Post subject: |
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At this point I've pretty much lost track of the number of kiwis I've met with eels up their butt. |
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