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[fromtheuk]

I know that I rarely post on here anymore but deep down I know that my fellow posters on this forum are like family. Therefore, I must share a problem that I recently had in England.

I returned for a few weeks to visit family while on vacation from work.

As I departed the plane at Heathrow Airport, a group of beautiful women all started running toward me screaming my name. I felt shocked, almost like a celebrity.

I managed to escape by hiding in a nearby bathroom. I made my way to a London clinic not far from the famous Harley Street, to have a medical for work purposes. They had taken my blood pressure, height, weight etc. and peering through the window were about 100 women all shrieking my name at the top of their lungs, 'fromtheuk, you're really okay.'

I felt embarrassed but left the building from a back door without attracting any attention to myself.

I was puzzled and confused by all of this. How did these beautiful women know my name? Why were they following me? Why did they find me attractive?

Finally, I took a train back to Nottingham my home city to see my family.

The train was almost empty. A stunningly gorgeous woman sat opposite me and started to talk.

She took me by the hand and said.....

'I know you must be thinking you've entered the twilight zone but women love you dearly. They desire and need you at all times. You're like a father figure and manly sensation all rolled into one.'

'What on earth is happening to me?' I enquired, unconvinced.

'Women never usually show their feelings for you because they think you are not interested. But they all know you are truly special fromtheuk. We need and crave your love.'

I asked, 'All I want is to love a beautiful woman forever, love & protect her for the rest of my life, give her everything I can without even a word of thanks in return, I want to find any flimsy excuse that I can to lay down my life to protect her and I want to stick to her like glue. One thing I don't get is......women are meant to be selfless, loving creatures, they are willing to make sacrifices because they are not selfish. So, why can I not find a woman willing to forego the opportunity of giving birth and use me as her loving baby instead. I also want a woman that will never talk, will sit and look pretty and let me kiss her incessantly and hug her too. I want her to do everything that I want and be a total introvert, and be aloof from the rest of humanity unless it is time to go shopping.'

I began to think to myself. Why do women nowadays seem to take great pleasure in being totally unfeeling and unpleasant? Why do they think they are tough by mimicking the worst of man's characteristics? It's a real turn off to meet a woman that is nasty for no reason whatsoever. Why can they also never take responsibility for not being able to control their emotion and never be blamed for anything, even when they are blameworthy on occasion?

I looked at the nice woman and said, 'The only reason why I get up sometimes is in the hope that I will love and protect women from all forms of misery and pain. I know I am a bad person for wanting to do that, because being nasty is a true sign of civilization in 2013.'

I looked out of the window at the pleasant green fields and turned my gaze to where the woman had been sitting. She had gone and no further signs of mass female hysteria ever occurred again.

Was it real or just a figment of my imagination? Any women reading this thread must understand and remember that your father loves you. Please don't forget that.

Lastly, I wish all women could be pleasant and helpful as flight attendants, even if it is fake it's better than nothing at all. We are in the midst of a recession, beggars can't be choosers.

[robbie_davies]

Brilliant! Glad to see you back!

[fromtheuk]

Thank you, Sir.

[Zackback]

[robbie_davies]

[young_clinton]

[Scorpion]

[augustine]

Fiction. I remember this same dude talking about how he was creepy and freaked girls out constantly by being a stalker weirdo.

[Waygeek]

What the hell did I just attempt to read, but failed miserably despite two solid attempts?

[robbie_davies]

[robbie_davies]

[augustine]

[robbie_davies]

[fromtheuk]

augustine - Steady on. I posted one thread ever about a girl at my Uni that lived nearby, I sent her a message on facebook saying I did a brief internet search using her name and she then told me she thought I was a creepy, stalking weirdo.

To then allege I am a creepy guy based on one single facebook message sent to one girl does not mean I am considered to be creepy by girls (which is plural). You don't do yourself any favours by making wild statements not borne out by the facts.

Have I ever been accused of being creepy by any girl in real life? No.

Anyway, thanks Robbie for your comments. I shall continue to post complete and utter nonsense on this forum regardless. It's nice to know some people understand my brand of idiocy.

[augustine]