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Steelrails
Joined: 12 Mar 2009
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 Posted: Mon Sep 02, 2013 11:42 pm Post subject: Oh great, Rodman's back... |
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Sir Dennis is headed over again. Last time he was here we subsequently got to see tensions rise and North Korea threatening launches and tests.
What disasters will follow the Rodman path of destruction this time?
Or maybe we'll see him pulling a "Weekend at Bernie's" with KJU's ex that was executed.
Oh, as if this tragicomic farce isn't a ridiculous enough spectacle, PaddyPower is sponsoring his trip... |
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12ax7
Joined: 07 Nov 2009
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Stan Rogers
Joined: 20 Aug 2010
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| Posted: Tue Sep 03, 2013 6:28 am Post subject: |
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| I bet he takes a tour of the local basketball factory. |
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andrewchon
Joined: 16 Nov 2008
Location: Back in Oz. Living in ISIS Aust.
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| Posted: Tue Sep 03, 2013 6:40 am Post subject: |
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I think Dennis the Rod-man is here to rescue that poor Oklahoma Blunder held hostage by Yonsei Hospital. Should make good movie story.
Scene 1: The Rod strides out of Incheon International and get into a taxi. Driver doesn't speak English. The Rod tell him again, speaking loud and slow. No response. The Rod storms out of the taxi.
Scene 2: The Rod whips out his iPhone and calls Agent NK 001: a.k.a. Rep. Lee Seuk Ki. (switch to dual scene) LSK is busy dodging reporters and denying any truth to NIS allegations. He can't answer the phone.
Scene 3: The Rod is recognised by a reporter. He is asked: Do you like kimchi? Do you know the gangnam style? Can you do the gangnam style dance? The Rod axe him: How do I get to Yonsei Uni Hospital? Reporter: Can you teach my brother English? The Rod: Yonsei Hospital! Reporter: Did you know Korea has four seasons? The Rod runs away.
Scene 4: The Rod is on the phone with Kim Jung Eun. KJE is eating doughnuts. The Rod: You said I was gonna put the dhong in your No-dhong missile, man. This is total BS. KJE: Can you get Crayon Pop, Girls Generation and Big Bang? We's just wasted our porn stars. The Rod: What about putting the dhong back in? KJE: That's why I need new stick materials.
Scene 5: LSK and the Rod on the phone. LSK: You go get and him now! Come Oct 1st, Obamacare will kick in and pre-existing conditions will be covered! He'll go back to USA with 40kg of Plutonium stashed on him and get treated there! The Rod: Man, the light is on but nobody's in the house. 40kg of Pu 238? More like 40kg of poo. No wonder he can't get up. LSK: Gotta go! Reporters!
Scene 6: NSA double-agent Snowden has been listening in. (to be continued)
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Zulethe
Joined: 04 Jul 2008
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| Posted: Tue Sep 03, 2013 8:59 pm Post subject: |
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^^^^
I thought drugs were hard to come by in Korea? |
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vaticanhotline
Joined: 18 Jun 2009
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| Posted: Tue Sep 03, 2013 9:11 pm Post subject: |
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| Zulethe wrote: |
^^^^
I thought drugs were hard to come by in Korea? |
That could be his problem. Withdrawal hallucinations. |
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Zyzyfer
Joined: 29 Jan 2003
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| Posted: Tue Sep 03, 2013 9:49 pm Post subject: |
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| Zulethe wrote: |
^^^^
I thought drugs were hard to come by in Korea? |
haha it took me a while to "get" andrewchon
doesn't sound any worse than that damn "double team" movie |
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Steelrails
Joined: 12 Mar 2009
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| Posted: Tue Sep 03, 2013 10:24 pm Post subject: |
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| vaticanhotline wrote: |
| Zulethe wrote: |
^^^^
I thought drugs were hard to come by in Korea? |
That could be his problem. Withdrawal hallucinations. |
Again..
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| http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9PR_rzF8ofw |
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optik404
Joined: 24 Jun 2008
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| Posted: Wed Sep 04, 2013 1:19 am Post subject: |
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| Is that American kid still in NK prison? |
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andrewchon
Joined: 16 Nov 2008
Location: Back in Oz. Living in ISIS Aust.
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| Posted: Wed Sep 04, 2013 3:34 am Post subject: |
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Damn, Lee Seuk Ki just surrendered to NIS.  Rewrite! |
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12ax7
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| Posted: Thu Sep 05, 2013 8:49 am Post subject: |
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| andrewchon wrote: |
| Damn, Lee Seuk Ki just surrendered to NIS. Rewrite! |
He hid behind his aides, some of which were young women, when the NIS came to arrest him and then he had to balls to claim he was surrendering to prevent clashes.
http://stream.wsj.com/story/latest-headlines/SS-2-63399/SS-2-316040/ |
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dairyairy
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Location: South Korea
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| Posted: Sun Sep 08, 2013 12:53 pm Post subject: |
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| optik404 wrote: |
| Is that American kid still in NK prison? |
You mean the 40ish tour guide?
Rodman freaked out at the airport. Funny
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aWvZPSMAh3E |
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andrewchon
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| Posted: Sun Sep 08, 2013 4:57 pm Post subject: |
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He's not a tour guide. He was there to teach English on a tourist visa. He got caught and now he's facing 15 years hard labour.  |
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dairyairy
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IPayInCash
Joined: 27 Jul 2013
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| Posted: Mon Sep 09, 2013 1:08 am Post subject: |
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| andrewchon wrote: |
| He's not a tour guide. He was there to teach English on a tourist visa. He got caught and now he's facing 15 years hard labour. |
Might want to check your sources.
Guy knew what he was getting into. An American repeatedly going into NK by free will has no sympathy from me. Lock him up, throw away the key along with any other idiots that choose to go there. |
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