Korean Job Discussion Forums

[EZE]

Ok, my apartment was broken into last month resulting in the loss of my cell phone and a couple cheap items. What was strange about the burglary is the burglar cleaned my bathroom and locked the door on the way out.

Instead of getting the keypad lock I had thought about getting, I instead installed Yawcam onto my laptop and had pointed it at my door so I could bust the culprit on camera. I have been getting lazy with my Yawcam lately and have mostly not been using it. Tonight, I regret that.

I was cleaning my apartment tonight and actually started with the bathroom. There are some pink rubber gloves that have been hanging up on the wall that I have used the whole time I have lived here. I've used them probably 20+ times in the past 14 months. The previous tenant was my female boss, so I can barely get my hand into the gloves because they're so small, and I can't get into the hand area, and getting my fingers into the finger areas is totally out of the question. But the forearm area is so long they give enough coverage, so I just use them because I'm too cheap to buy a new pair.

So tonight I reached for the pink rubber gloves, and I started putting my hand in, anticipating the struggle to push and squeeze my hand into them as far as I could, but the glove slipped right on, a perfect fit. They're the same color, but they fit. The hand area is bigger and the forearm area is shorter. So I know someone has been in my apartment within the past couple of weeks and it has to be a male. I went ahead and started cleaning and cleaned my whole bathroom and when I pulled off the glove, there was brown stuff on my hand. I was thinking, "Oh no, I hope that isn't what I think it is." I smelled of my hand and it was. Someone had put do-do into the glove! It takes such a mentally sick individual to do something like that, and I don't know who it is or the motive. I just know I've got to move out of here.

[Nester Noodlemon]

OK, now this way too funny. You are making this up, right?

[coralreefer_1]

This sounds like another " I towel-snapped a dude in the sauna" thread.

Hope this one turns out as epic as that one~

[EZE]

I wish I was making it up. The last time I reported it to the cops, they came and talked while a female interpreted on their cell phone. They talked to my boss and landlady and my boss says the cops determined there wasn't a burglary.

I'm going to call them and report it in just a few minutes.

When I go to work today, I guess I'll take the gloves to my boss so she can she the gloves aren't the same ones she left there when I moved in.

[augustine]

[EZE]

The last time, the lady on the phone was really nice. She said Opo doesn't have its own police force, so some cops came from somewhere else after a couple of hours.

[EZE]

The cops came and took a report. They were really nice guys. We went outside to the trash bag and they took pictures of the gloves. They want me to go to their office on Tuesday and talk with them through an interpreter.

[Janny]

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

God please let this be a true story..

Are you the dude who wore an "I need money" placard on the street to see the public reaction a while ago..?

Let's hang out

[J Rock]

If this is for real, are you saying someone actually took a dump in your rubber cleaning gloves? Could an Ex who hates you have done something like this?

[3DR]

Only on Dave's.

[Steelrails]

I...well...you see...you know...drink...uh...

[EZE]