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SeoulNate



Joined: 04 Jun 2010
Location: Hyehwa

PostPosted: Mon Mar 10, 2014 9:37 pm    Post subject: Dumb Questions Reply with quote

In light of all the dumb questions that have been asked in the last week on this board (seems like more than usual), I would like to propose a challenge. The person who asks the dumbest Korean related question in the next few days gets a free beer!

Me first!

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Can I use my American dollars freely in Seoul or will I have to exchange currency to buy things?
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Stain



Joined: 08 Jan 2014

PostPosted: Mon Mar 10, 2014 10:00 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Can somebody tell me how to teach?
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Zyzyfer



Joined: 29 Jan 2003
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 10, 2014 10:08 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Where can I get tomato soup that isn't Campbell's?
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Lucas



Joined: 11 Sep 2012

PostPosted: Mon Mar 10, 2014 10:19 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Where can I get tomato soup that isn't Campbell's?


Mix a bit of water in with Tommie K.
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Zyzyfer



Joined: 29 Jan 2003
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 10, 2014 10:38 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Lucas wrote:
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Where can I get tomato soup that isn't Campbell's?


Mix a bit of water in with Tommie K.


Oh okay. Can Americans buy guns in Korea? We can go to the casinos and Koreans can't, so I don't see why not.
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Lucas



Joined: 11 Sep 2012

PostPosted: Mon Mar 10, 2014 10:48 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Tommy+K

It always has to come down to guns with Americans, doesn’t it! Confused
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edwardcatflap



Joined: 22 Mar 2009

PostPosted: Tue Mar 11, 2014 12:32 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Can someone else tell me what my salary will be for a job I've got an interview for?

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I have just had an interview scheduled with Wall Street English, and I would like some information on what it is like. What is my schedule likely to be? What is my salary likely to be?
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SeoulNate



Joined: 04 Jun 2010
Location: Hyehwa

PostPosted: Tue Mar 11, 2014 1:57 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Zyzyfer wrote:
Where can I get tomato soup that isn't Campbell's?


You cheated :p

This was actually posted as a legit question last week
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SeoulNate



Joined: 04 Jun 2010
Location: Hyehwa

PostPosted: Tue Mar 11, 2014 2:28 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

new rule, no copying dumb shit that has been posted in the last week :p
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Zyzyfer



Joined: 29 Jan 2003
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 11, 2014 8:29 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

SeoulNate wrote:
Zyzyfer wrote:
Where can I get tomato soup that isn't Campbell's?


You cheated :p

This was actually posted as a legit question last week


Sorry, it was too good to resist. Although, given the volume of dumb questions that appear on this message board, contributors may indeed find it difficult to compose original material for this contest.

Do Koreans really like kimchi? I think it tastes like spicy dog vomit.
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SeoulNate



Joined: 04 Jun 2010
Location: Hyehwa

PostPosted: Tue Mar 11, 2014 9:07 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Zyzyfer wrote:
SeoulNate wrote:
Zyzyfer wrote:
Where can I get tomato soup that isn't Campbell's?


You cheated :p

This was actually posted as a legit question last week


Sorry, it was too good to resist. Although, given the volume of dumb questions that appear on this message board, contributors may indeed find it difficult to compose original material for this contest.

Do Koreans really like kimchi? I think it tastes like spicy dog vomit.


I'm sure we are all guilty of some dumb questions at one time or another, but (somehow) it seems like the questions are getting dumber as the years go on.
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Zyzyfer



Joined: 29 Jan 2003
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 12, 2014 12:52 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I want to take my girlfriend out for a romantic evening, any suggestions?

......

Okay, original one.

I think I'm in love with my boss. Should I boink her?
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SeoulNate



Joined: 04 Jun 2010
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 12, 2014 1:04 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

haha, nice try, but I think that gets asked at least once a month
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CentralCali



Joined: 17 May 2007

PostPosted: Wed Mar 12, 2014 4:24 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

SeoulNate wrote:
new rule, no copying dumb shit that has been posted in the last week :p


Drat. There's one thread that I think would win the contest hands down if you don't have that rule.
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Yaya



Joined: 25 Feb 2003
Location: Seoul

PostPosted: Wed Mar 12, 2014 5:35 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I remember people posting years back asking how they could make big money in Korea teaching in a very short time.
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