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andrewchon
Joined: 16 Nov 2008
Location: Back in Oz. Living in ISIS Aust.
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Yoo Byung Eun's getaway fund has been found. That's another controversy. The money was found a month ago but was kept a secret.
His son and his glamourous bodygaurd has been captured, as well. They were hiding in Bundang officeTel, but the bodyguard was occasionally out foraging. So, some of you might even have seen her. His son, who resembles the 'Fat Bastard' in Austin Powers movies, got himself obese to avoid the army draft. The grandson was sent to an international school so some of us might even have taught him. His church is HUGE! They have business and real estate EVERYWHERE. I wouldn't be surprised if some if us has worked for him and might be soon out of jobs because his assets have to be disposed for Sewol ho victims' compensation. |
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atwood
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| Posted: Fri Jul 25, 2014 7:42 pm Post subject: |
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| They said that the farmer might have only reported finding a dead body without knowing it was Yoo (if it really was) and if so wouldn't get the reward. |
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andrewchon
Joined: 16 Nov 2008
Location: Back in Oz. Living in ISIS Aust.
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| Posted: Sat Jul 26, 2014 3:30 am Post subject: |
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Well, the police are on suspicion of keeping the getaway funds for themselves (씹어먹는다), I wouldn't surprised if they welsh on that deal as well. 
Anyway, this saga has some similarity to Austin Powers movies. Yoo Byung Eun is Austin Powers/Dr Evil, his son Yoo Dae Gyoon (Big Bacteria) is Fat Bastard, Scott can be Big Bacteria's son, Mother Shin is Frau Farbissina, glamour bodyguard Park SooGyung is Felicity Shagwell. Considering Yoo DaeGyoon and Park SooGyung spent three months holed up in an OfficeTel in Yong In, Fat Bastard and Felicity engorging in bed (Austin Powers 2) scene is quite possible by them. (There was only one king-sized bed their Yong In officetel  ) Yoo Byung Eun's leutenant can be the No. 2, his secretary who is about to inherity his fortune can be Vanessa Kensington (Elizabeth Hurley) |
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Stan Rogers
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| Posted: Sat Jul 26, 2014 3:49 am Post subject: |
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| They said that the farmer might have only reported finding a dead body without knowing it was Yoo (if it really was) and if so wouldn't get the reward. |
That is BS. Seems like they just don't want to pay the guy. The farmer found the body and directed police to it. That should be enough. |
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nuthatch
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Underwaterbob
Joined: 08 Jan 2005
Location: In Cognito
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| Posted: Tue Jul 29, 2014 5:25 pm Post subject: |
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I've heard that they found the body a month ago or something and that news of its discovery was held back until they could use it to cover up the larger issue of healthcare being privatized despite massive protests.
Sparkling... |
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atwood
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| Posted: Wed Jul 30, 2014 3:44 am Post subject: |
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| But is it really him? The general public will probably never know, at least to its satisfaction. |
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