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Lucas
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guavashake
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A goat representing a lamb, thought it could fly like a bird and jumped off a building in turkey.
The goat fell on a kid and the kid is now a dead duck.
The kid's father has nothing to say, the cat's got his tongue.
The father of the kid isn't a goat, he's an ass... |
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le-paul
Joined: 07 Apr 2009
Location: dans la chambre
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| Posted: Tue Oct 07, 2014 9:46 pm Post subject: |
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| guavashake wrote: |
A goat representing a lamb, thought it could fly like a bird and jumped off a building in turkey.
The goat fell on a kid and the kid is now a dead duck.
The kid's father has nothing to say, the cat's got his tongue.
The father of the kid isn't a goat, he's an ass... |
Interesting, but at least he wasn't chicken |
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Lucas
Joined: 11 Sep 2012
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| Posted: Tue Oct 07, 2014 10:25 pm Post subject: |
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I wonder if the goat was eaten after the event? Or coz he took his own life, and the throat was not slit his body was discarded...?
Maybe we could train goats to fight ISIS? |
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Steelrails
Joined: 12 Mar 2009
Location: Earth, Solar System
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| Posted: Tue Oct 07, 2014 11:23 pm Post subject: |
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| I once lost a squire to a catapulted cow. |
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Lucas
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| Posted: Tue Oct 07, 2014 11:34 pm Post subject: |
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| I once lost a squire to a catapulted cow. |
For those not in the know, a 'squire' was a Middle Aged rent boy.
Middle Aged, as in the period in time, not someone in their 40s-50s
Steelrails prefers them much, much younger!  |
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goat
Joined: 23 Feb 2010
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| Posted: Wed Oct 08, 2014 6:24 pm Post subject: |
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| Steelrails wrote: |
| I once lost a squire to a catapulted cow. |
You once lost a young boy? As in, you are into young boys? Dude, you sound creepy! |
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wanderkind
Joined: 01 Jan 2012
Location: Japan
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| Posted: Thu Oct 09, 2014 4:52 pm Post subject: |
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The 13-year-old’s father, Mehmet, had brought the goat into town to sacrifice on Muslim feast day Eid al-Adha.
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Eid al-Adha honours the willingness of Abraham to sacrifice his son when commanded by God, who intervenes by giving him a lamb to kill instead. |
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Lucas
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| Posted: Mon Oct 13, 2014 6:29 pm Post subject: |
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The 13-year-old’s father, Mehmet, had brought the goat into town to sacrifice on Muslim feast day Eid al-Adha.
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Eid al-Adha honours the willingness of Abraham to sacrifice his son when commanded by God, who intervenes by giving him a lamb to kill instead.
Shocked |
Better than being a Danish goat I suppose. |
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young_clinton
Joined: 09 Sep 2009
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| Posted: Mon Oct 27, 2014 8:55 am Post subject: |
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The 13-year-old’s father, Mehmet, had brought the goat into town to sacrifice on Muslim feast day Eid al-Adha.
Eid al-Adha honours the willingness of Abraham to sacrifice his son when commanded by God, who intervenes by giving him a lamb to kill instead. |
Imagine if it really was God's will for us to believe in this stuff or be this way?
I had a student smiling showing me a video clip on his smart phone of a camel writhing with its jugular cut. Two cultures side by side 21st century and 7th century. I really don't like the Middle East except for Israel. |
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