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kiwiboy_nz_99
Joined: 05 Jul 2003
Location: ...Enlightenment...
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A kiss on the pecker!? Is that the mouth?
I guess you have to do whatever the situation dictates but wasting time only increases your chances of being labeled as a "friend".
I think we're old enough to be past all these dating games. If two people are actually interested in each other it should be enough just to say "Hey, let's go out for some dinner or a drink and maybe *beep* ourselves sideways afterwards."
That's just me though. I hate playing games. Or it could just be an American cultural thing. We're lazy people after all.
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Pecker would be mouth brother. I think we're in total agreement about the desired outcome, just have slightly different ways of getting there ... |
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katydid
Joined: 02 Feb 2003
Location: Here kitty kitty kitty...
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| Posted: Mon May 31, 2004 4:24 pm Post subject: |
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Take her hand and pull it towards your *beep*. Set it on your trouser snake and see her reaction.
If she keeps it there then you're good as gold, if she pulls it away it was never meant to be. |
And then you have one hell of a story to tell your grandkids about how you first met, and ehm, cemented your relationship. 
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Harin
Joined: 03 May 2004
Location: Garden of Eden
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| Posted: Mon May 31, 2004 4:33 pm Post subject: |
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[quote="katydid"][quote="maxxx_power"]Take her hand and pull it towards your *beep*. Set it on your trouser snake and see her reaction.
If she keeps it there then you're good as gold, if she pulls it away it was never meant to be.
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And then you have one hell of a story to tell your grandkids about how you first met, and ehm, cemented your relationship. |
I am curious.....maxxx_power, have you tried it yourself? If you have, did it work?  |
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FUBAR
Joined: 21 Oct 2003
Location: The Y.C.
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| Posted: Mon May 31, 2004 4:41 pm Post subject: |
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Take her hand and pull it towards your *beep*. Set it on your trouser snake and see her reaction.
If she keeps it there then you're good as gold, if she pulls it away it was never meant to be.
We're too old to waste our time with teases and prudes. What is this, *beep* 9th grade? |
Hahah... wtf is this? You have gotta be kidding. But this reminds me of a scene in the movie "A Bronx Tale" when the boys are told about "The Mario Test" |
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maxxx_power
Joined: 17 Mar 2003
Location: BWAHAHAHAHA! I'M FREE!!!!!!!
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| Posted: Mon May 31, 2004 5:05 pm Post subject: |
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My point is that you can't beat around the bush when it comes to these things. If you spend all this time being nice and treating her as a friend and not as someone with whom you are sexually attracted she'll most likely refer to you as a "nice guy" or as just a "friend".
I've never been so aggressive as to pull someone's hand towards my dick but I have done similar things. I've been called a friend quite a few times, which is a kiss of death. I've learned from my mistakes and now don't buy into all the games or try to be the nice guy all the time. I just let my intentions be known early on rather than be doomed to yet another friendship.
Now if I'm interested in a girl and she just wants to be a friend I just say that I have enough friends and am not interested in any more. Nice knowin' ya, have a nice walk home. |
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sparkx
Joined: 16 Jan 2003
Location: thekimchipot.com
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| Posted: Mon May 31, 2004 5:24 pm Post subject: |
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Take her hand and pull it towards your *beep*. Set it on your trouser snake and see her reaction.
If she keeps it there then you're good as gold, if she pulls it away it was never meant to be. |
Damn, i'm drawing a blank here. Who was the first to say that? Was it Shakespeare or Heidegger? |
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Harin
Joined: 03 May 2004
Location: Garden of Eden
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| Posted: Mon May 31, 2004 5:30 pm Post subject: |
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My point is that you can't beat around the bush when it comes to these things. If you spend all this time being nice and treating her as a friend and not as someone with whom you are sexually attracted she'll most likely refer to you as a "nice guy" or as just a "friend".
I've never been so aggressive as to pull someone's hand towards my *beep* but I have done similar things. I've been called a friend quite a few times, which is a kiss of death. I've learned from my mistakes and now don't buy into all the games or try to be the nice guy all the time. I just let my intentions be known early on rather than be doomed to yet another friendship.
Now if I'm interested in a girl and she just wants to be a friend I just say that I have enough friends and am not interested in any more. Nice knowin' ya, have a nice walk home. |
Your post reminds me of my favorite movie, when harry met sally. So, harry was right all along... 
Harry:"A man can never be friends with a woman he finds attractive, he always wants to have sex with her."
Sally:"That's not true! I have a number of men friends and there is no sex involved."
Harry:"No, you don't"
Sally:"Yes, I do."
Harry:"No, you don't"
Sally:"You're saying I'm having sex with these men without my knowledge?"
Harry:"No, I'm saying they all want to have sex with you."
Sally:"Well, what if they don't want to have sex with you?"
Harry:"It doesn't matter because the sex part is already out there, so the friendship is ultimately doomed, and that is the end of the story."
Sally:"So a man can be friends with a woman he finds unattractive?"
Harry:"No, you pretty much want to nail them, too." |
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uberscheisse
Joined: 02 Dec 2003
Location: japan is better than korea.
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| Posted: Mon May 31, 2004 6:05 pm Post subject: |
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i wish dude. she's AMAZING. but she's attached and super conservative... that's why i asked her, she'd give me the most frank assessment of how challenging it could be to date a korean girl.
the korean girl i like is a hell of a lot less liberal, and totally cool... but she's still korean so i'm steppin' lightly. |
So your advisor is super conservative and the one you like is even less liberal? |
yeah turn the word "liberal" around. i rarely think while i type.
girl i dig=liberal
girl who is my friend=conservative. |
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