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Tiberious aka Sparkles

Joined: 23 Jan 2003 Location: I'm one cool cat!
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Posted: Thu Jun 24, 2004 8:53 pm Post subject: Things That Make Me Feel Poor: |
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Now, there's nothing wrong with being poor, so long as you have a strong work ethic and aren't simply lazy or a drunk/drug-addict. That said, these are the things that make me feel poor, living in Korea:
- using toilet paper as napkins AND paper towels, when I'm not using it to wipe my butt, that is.
- I have no clothes dryer. Clothes dryers are considered a luxury item.
- I have no car. I'm a bus jockey.
- I have no a/c. No matter how hot I get, I tell myself I can make it through this summer and buy one next year. I said the exact same thing last year.
- Half my socks have holes in them. One thing Korean socks are not known for, in my opinion, is their outstanding quality.
- Occassionally, I have to kill a roach (last year: 3, this year: none, so far).
- My windows are fronted with metal bars. My name is Luka, and I live on the 2nd floor.
- I have no vacuum. Wifey likes picking up hair and crumbs with a roll of sticky tape. Whatever floats your boat, I guess.
- I feel guilty when I flush t.p. down the crapper.
- Sometimes, if I wake up between 4 and 5 am, I can hear stray cats fighting/copulating.
- Furniture missing from our apartment: bed, sofa, comfortable chair(s), dining table, decent fridge, etc. I'm moving next May; it's reasonable to put off these purchases until after then, right?
Sparkles*_* |
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lush72
Joined: 18 Aug 2003 Location: I am Penalty Kick!
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Posted: Thu Jun 24, 2004 9:29 pm Post subject: |
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My list-
I have no clothes dryer. (same)
I have no car. I'm a bus/taxi jockey. (same)
My windows are fronted with metal bars. (same)
I hear all sorts of domestic violence on a regular basis
Good post T! |
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Zyzyfer

Joined: 29 Jan 2003 Location: who, what, where, when, why, how?
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Posted: Thu Jun 24, 2004 10:27 pm Post subject: |
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I would feel poor if I wasn't in such swank surroundings. They have dryers in the laundry room! And a dry-cleaning service inside the building! And I've still got a dinky little washing machine in my room. Combined with a bidet toilet, a massive refrigerator, and a big window that looks down upon the world, it's hard to feel like anything other than the king of Sunae. |
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eamo

Joined: 08 Mar 2003 Location: Shepherd's Bush, 1964.
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Posted: Thu Jun 24, 2004 10:32 pm Post subject: |
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Zyzyfer wrote: |
I would feel poor if I wasn't in such swank surroundings. They have dryers in the laundry room! And a dry-cleaning service inside the building! And I've still got a dinky little washing machine in my room. Combined with a bidet toilet, a massive refrigerator, and a big window that looks down upon the world, it's hard to feel like anything other than the king of Sunae. |
Yes your Highness....Now go polish your crown!!!!
I've been in Zyzyfers apartment and, swanky though it is, you could piss all the way across it!!!
What do the real estate guys say?.. "Compact and bijou"... |
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just because

Joined: 01 Aug 2003 Location: Changwon - 4964
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Posted: Thu Jun 24, 2004 11:08 pm Post subject: |
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I'm a bus boy.....but then I look at the fools below sitting on their horsn and me chilling above listening to my music and reading a book.
I made the right decision.
I may be poor in money but I'm rich in heart and spirit
By the way, a/c is for wimps(and Canadians ) |
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Zyzyfer

Joined: 29 Jan 2003 Location: who, what, where, when, why, how?
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Posted: Thu Jun 24, 2004 11:53 pm Post subject: |
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eamo wrote: |
I've been in Zyzyfers apartment and, swanky though it is, you could piss all the way across it!!! |
You're just jealous because I don't have to get up to go to the pisser. |
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weatherman

Joined: 14 Jan 2003 Location: Korea
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Posted: Fri Jun 25, 2004 12:38 am Post subject: |
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Busing it or taxiing it makes me feel poor especially after I see my students in front of the dorm with 20 million won cars.. Ah, and living in a dorm makes me feel poor... wish I had a real apartment. Knowing that most Korean men my age and with the same education are making 50% to 100% more than me a month also makes me feel poor. |
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Pyongshin Sangja

Joined: 20 Apr 2003 Location: I love baby!
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Posted: Fri Jun 25, 2004 1:12 am Post subject: |
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Don't get into the wage discussion, been done to death.
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bed, sofa, comfortable chair(s), dining table, decent fridge |
C'mon Sparkles, get some damn furniture. Yongsan second hand store, next to the USO between Namyeong and Samgakji station. They deliver. |
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ryleeys

Joined: 22 Dec 2003 Location: Columbia, MD
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Posted: Fri Jun 25, 2004 2:38 am Post subject: |
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eamo wrote: |
I've been in Zyzyfers apartment and, swanky though it is, you could piss all the way across it!!!
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I think I actually accomplished that during the Cheonan get together... |
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ryleeys

Joined: 22 Dec 2003 Location: Columbia, MD
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Posted: Fri Jun 25, 2004 2:43 am Post subject: |
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Why Ryan is poor:
I have one room
I have no cable tv
I have no car
I hang my clothes to dry on my gas pipes
I have no A/C or fans
Someone else pays for my housing
I ride the bus every day
My cat's litter box is just a big plastic bin I cut a whole in the side of... and I've recently switched from litter to grass. It's free and just as effective.
I own exactly 6 pairs of socks
Contents of my fridge: two lemon sojus, a Cass, a Coke, and a block of cheese
I get annoyed paying 1500 for dakbokki when a stand 4 blocks away has it for 1400 |
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jazblanc77

Joined: 22 Feb 2004
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Posted: Fri Jun 25, 2004 3:09 am Post subject: Re: Things That Make Me Feel Poor: |
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Tiberious aka Sparkles wrote: |
- My windows are fronted with metal bars. My name is Luka, and I live on the 2nd floor.
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My name is Luka
I live on the second floor
I live upstairs from you
Yes I think you've seen me before
If you hear something late at night
Some kind of trouble. some kind of fight
Just don't ask me what it was
Just don't ask me what it was
Just don't ask me what it was
I think it's because I'm clumsy
I try not to talk too loud
Maybe it's because I'm crazy
I try not to act too proud
They only hit until you cry
And after that you don't ask why
You just don't argue anymore
You just don't argue anymore
You just don't argue anymore
Yes I think I'm okay
I walked into the door again
Well, if you ask that's what I'll say
And it's not your business anyway
I guess I'd like to be alone
With nothing broken, nothing thrown
Just don't ask me how I am |
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Tiberious aka Sparkles

Joined: 23 Jan 2003 Location: I'm one cool cat!
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Posted: Fri Jun 25, 2004 3:25 am Post subject: |
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Pyongshin Sangja wrote: |
Don't get into the wage discussion, been done to death.
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bed, sofa, comfortable chair(s), dining table, decent fridge |
C'mon Sparkles, get some damn furniture. Yongsan second hand store, next to the USO between Namyeong and Samgakji station. They deliver. |
Dude, when I move next year I am so splurging on everything. This I promise the gods of IKEA.
Sparkles*_* |
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jazblanc77

Joined: 22 Feb 2004
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Posted: Fri Jun 25, 2004 3:31 am Post subject: |
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Phase everything in gradually. That way, you won't notice any significant dents in your budget all at one time. |
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Zyzyfer

Joined: 29 Jan 2003 Location: who, what, where, when, why, how?
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Posted: Fri Jun 25, 2004 4:30 am Post subject: |
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jazblanc77 wrote: |
Phase everything in gradually. That way, you won't notice any significant dents in your budget all at one time. |
Yea, you just always don't have money.
ryleeys wrote: |
I think I actually accomplished that during the Cheonan get together... |
What? Piss across my apartment? You'd have a chopstick shoved up your snausage if you'd accomplished that! Maybe you did it in the taxi, but the world will never know... |
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Tiberious aka Sparkles

Joined: 23 Jan 2003 Location: I'm one cool cat!
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Posted: Fri Jun 25, 2004 4:41 am Post subject: |
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jazblanc77 wrote: |
Phase everything in gradually. That way, you won't notice any significant dents in your budget all at one time. |
I think I'd enjoy my purchases a lot less that way, though.
But when I put that big-ass fountain with a globe reading "The World Is Mine" in the entryway...that's when you know it's on.
Sparkles*_* |
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