Korean Job Discussion Forums

[wylde]

it must be the best job in korea.. the students are old enough to understand a joke (especially boys and sex jokes.. eg.. whats it your favorite hobby? masturbation - i go up to the offender and with 2 fingers mimic his action and then show him my style with 2 hands). a little wrong i know.. but my students have fun..


i can grab a boy by the earlobe and drag him around school.. great fun.

i can drag a girl up to a teachers office with her laughing and playing silly buggers only to have start howling and crying just as i get her to the door..

i can then take her back to class and explain to everybody that 'cool chick' is actually a sook that cries when threatened with punishment by a korean teacher.. love that part..

i can punch boys in the arm (fuggen hard) and i can pinch and twist their nipples

i can take cell phones, mp3 players and mirrors and keep them for as long as i want..

i can do what ever i want and not be hassled by the parents.. in fact, the parents tell me to be harder..

i can make the students take trash cans (during the cleaning time) and wash them out to be like new.

i can make students pick up any trash that is on the ground..

i can make a class miss lunch if a few people didn't do their homework

this is not all that i do..

i do good stuff too

but the authority is soooooooooooooo nice.. kinda like being a mod on daves



i'm worried about my new job... it is in a college, i fear i may not have the same skills allowed to me as in high school..

in my experience.. younger, difficult.. older, boring

[ryleeys]

Well, if you're happy with sexually and physically abusing your students and crossing lines that just should never be crossed, more power to ya!

[Sucker]

nope, can't do any of that in a college (not if you want to keep your job anyway)

[Homer]

Wylde that was a sad display....you need to stop drinking at posting at the same time.

[rawiri]

wylde come on man you can't post stuff like that, just think of all the pc huggy bunny's and care bears your upsetting before you choose to be such a ruffian!

[skinhead]

[rawiri]

eeerrrr......huh?

[Homer]

[Gosp]

Wylde, you've just described my high school experience minus the goat.

[katydid]

Hey wylde, if you're lucky, you'll get your own torture chamber, I mean private office at the college you are going to be teaching at.

Gosp, tell us about the goat!

[Mankind]

Homer you ever been in a Korean High School?

I'd say Wylde is taking it easy on them, compared to the Koreans.

I actually think he's telling the truth.

As for the college thing.

[wylde]

all of you that rubbish me have never taught at a korean high school have you?

get your head outta your ass and know the system before getting on your high horse..

high school must be the best job in korea..

see, the students listen to you.. if they don't, they feel pain.. authority is such a great tool for education.

beats the shit outta being a hakwon clown

[katydid]

I myself like teaching middle school better than teaching uni kids. My students are much more animated, and I am able to have more fun with them.

[Homer]

[FUBAR]

You know what Wylde. I say good for you.

Forget about what some of the little *beep* do-gooders want to say. Let them have their hagwon jobs.