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trevorcollins
Joined: 02 Jul 2004
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 Posted: Sun Oct 03, 2004 2:36 am Post subject: Medical Check Up for elementary school gig. |
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| Has anyone done one of these....? What did it involve....? |
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FUBAR
Joined: 21 Oct 2003
Location: The Y.C.
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| Posted: Sun Oct 03, 2004 2:50 am Post subject: |
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It's a routine checkup; blood presure, urine sample, heart rate, flexibility and such....
except they put on latex gloves and feel your sack and stick a finger in your anus. (i just wanted to say anus... anus anus) |
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trevorcollins
Joined: 02 Jul 2004
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| Posted: Sun Oct 03, 2004 2:59 am Post subject: |
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| Hmm. All this talk of latex gloves and anuses isn't necessarily reassuring me. |
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kangnamdragon
Joined: 17 Jan 2003
Location: Kangnam, Seoul, Korea
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| Posted: Sun Oct 03, 2004 3:07 am Post subject: |
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| Go as "kiwiboy aka camel" on ...... He's in the same boat as you. |
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trevorcollins
Joined: 02 Jul 2004
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| Posted: Sun Oct 03, 2004 3:11 am Post subject: |
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| kangnamdragon wrote: |
| Go as "kiwiboy aka camel" on ...... He's in the same boat as you. |
Yeah, good one, they can nail kiwiboy up the butt and let me just give the blood. Actually I'm genuinely curious to know I don't have any diseases, and it's always fun to pee in a cup. Do you think that kiwiboy aka camel is stalking me....? He always seems to have the same issues. |
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kangnamdragon
Joined: 17 Jan 2003
Location: Kangnam, Seoul, Korea
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| Posted: Sun Oct 03, 2004 3:27 am Post subject: |
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| I would ask one of the ladies who works at a public school....katydid, peppermint |
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fxman
Joined: 05 Jul 2003
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| Posted: Sun Oct 03, 2004 4:16 am Post subject: Bag? Anus? |
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Wow! I didn't have anyone feel my bag or stick anything up my anus  ! I feel cheated.  I work at an elementary school (the GEPIK program) and had to do this checkup. It was the pee in a cup, blood test, hearing test, color blindness test, weight/height thing. I did find out that one of the things they use your blood for is to check for opiate use. Anyway the whole thing took less than 20 minutes.
Good luck with the finger and anus thing. Have fun. |
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manlyboy
Joined: 01 Aug 2004
Location: Darwin, Northern Territory, Australia
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| Posted: Sun Oct 03, 2004 4:20 am Post subject: |
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| Yeah. No probing for my test. Didn't have to give urine either. |
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kermo
Joined: 01 Sep 2004
Location: Eating eggs, with a comb, out of a shoe.
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| Posted: Sun Oct 03, 2004 4:56 am Post subject: Aha! |
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| So the GEPIK folks are outing themselves, eh? |
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peppermint
Joined: 13 May 2003
Location: traversing the minefields of caddishness.
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| Posted: Sun Oct 03, 2004 5:08 am Post subject: |
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| I'm not with the GEPIK thing. |
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FUBAR
Joined: 21 Oct 2003
Location: The Y.C.
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| Posted: Sun Oct 03, 2004 5:10 am Post subject: |
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| kangnamdragon wrote: |
| I would ask one of the ladies who works at a public school....katydid, peppermint |
I worked at a public school (middle school) and now teach at a Private school and didn't need one. However, I was asked to take one for a position at a National University. It must vary job to job.
ps. I was jokiing about probes.  |
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trevorcollins
Joined: 02 Jul 2004
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| Posted: Sun Oct 03, 2004 5:56 am Post subject: |
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| FUBAR wrote: |
| ps. I was jokiing about probes. |
You mean it's WORSE....? Ah, crap. |
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I_Am_Wrong
Joined: 14 Sep 2004
Location: whatever
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| Posted: Sun Oct 03, 2004 3:07 pm Post subject: |
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| walk in...nurse gives you a small wooden stick to piss on. next station: blood test. next station: vision test. next station" hearing test. next station: dental exam. next station: doctor checks heart rate. next station: blood pressure test. next station: x-ray. finished. all done in 20 minutes. it's just a general health test...mine came back and I'm in perfect health!! and no...they don't check for thc in the urine but, rather, are checking for hepititis. |
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trevorcollins
Joined: 02 Jul 2004
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| Posted: Sun Oct 03, 2004 9:18 pm Post subject: |
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It ended up being...
-piss check
-blood pressure
-height / weight
-eyesight
-hearing test (left and right)
-blood test
-x-ray
Get the results tonight. Christ, a blood test back home takes a week for the results. |
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I_Am_Wrong
Joined: 14 Sep 2004
Location: whatever
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| Posted: Sun Oct 03, 2004 11:05 pm Post subject: |
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| ah ye...forgot about the height and weight test. I discovered that I gained an extra two centimeters since the last time I was measured. |
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