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endo



Joined: 14 Mar 2004
Location: Seoul...my home

PostPosted: Fri Nov 12, 2004 8:56 am    Post subject: "Do you love Jesus?" Reply with quote

I had a Grade 2 student ask me this after class today and it made me laugh.

It was cute, but the more I thought about it, the more wondered, what kind of stuff are they teaching in the churches over here?

Not that what she said was bad or anything, but I feel that it's just a strange question to be comming from a girl of her age.

Oh well, kids say the darndest things!
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d503



Joined: 16 Oct 2004
Location: Daecheong, Seoul

PostPosted: Fri Nov 12, 2004 9:49 am    Post subject: hmm Reply with quote

I'm always shocked when adults ask it.
I've discovered the most popular questions for me are:
Are you american?
Are you a teacher?
How old are you?
Do you believe in Jesus?
How tall are you?
usually asked in that order. I've taken to making up interesting tales to stave off boredom Wink there are lots of random people out there who think strange things of me.
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The Man known as The Man



Joined: 29 Mar 2003
Location: 3 cheers for Ted Haggard oh yeah!

PostPosted: Fri Nov 12, 2004 9:55 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

kiwiboy, I love women.


They are The Crown of God's Creation-except the obese ones.
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Zed



Joined: 20 Jan 2003
Location: Shakedown Street

PostPosted: Fri Nov 12, 2004 9:58 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Really? You must be young not to be asked "are you married?" "Why not?"


I remember a 10 year old student who used to wear a t-shirt that said "What would Jesus do?" and it had nothing but a picture of a giraffe on it. No idea what the intention was there.
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d503



Joined: 16 Oct 2004
Location: Daecheong, Seoul

PostPosted: Fri Nov 12, 2004 10:15 am    Post subject: yeah Reply with quote

yeah I'm a bit on the young side.....usually after finding out my age (22) I get some bemused looks and comments about how old they are. Though I have been asked if I am married or if I have kids, they just aren't the favorites.

and maybe the shirt is implying Jesus would do the giraffe .....i kid folks i kid Wink we all know giraffes don't go to heaven.
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Zed



Joined: 20 Jan 2003
Location: Shakedown Street

PostPosted: Fri Nov 12, 2004 10:39 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I guess in my 30s I get different questions.

Where do you get polident? No, just kidding. Why aren't you married? Yeah, that's it really. Nothing about dentures.
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Randall Flagg



Joined: 01 Oct 2004
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 12, 2004 1:54 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

"Do you love Jesus"?

Well, technically we are just seeing eachother. I mean, he's great and all but I don't know if I am ready to be tied down yet. He's got a good job, what with being the savoir and all but where will he be in 10 years? Is that a stable carreer? If he could get on with Samsung then maybe.... Does he love me? Did he say something?
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tommynomad



Joined: 24 Jul 2004
Location: on the move

PostPosted: Fri Nov 12, 2004 5:38 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

To the subway evangelist who asked me that:
"No.

That's Bushee's church, and I don't want to be in it."

Got them thinkin'
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hogwonguy1979



Joined: 22 Dec 2003
Location: the racoon den

PostPosted: Fri Nov 12, 2004 5:48 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Randall Flagg wrote:
"Do you love Jesus"?

Well, technically we are just seeing eachother. I mean, he's great and all but I don't know if I am ready to be tied down yet. He's got a good job, what with being the savoir and all but where will he be in 10 years? Is that a stable carreer? If he could get on with Samsung then maybe.... Does he love me? Did he say something?


an absolute classic, the best response I've ever heard

Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing
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the eye



Joined: 29 Jan 2004

PostPosted: Fri Nov 12, 2004 6:07 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

tommynomad wrote:
To the subway evangelist who asked me that:
"No.

That's Bushee's church, and I don't want to be in it."

Got them thinkin'



priceless. can i use that?
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tommynomad



Joined: 24 Jul 2004
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 12, 2004 6:09 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

All yours.
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captain kirk



Joined: 29 Jan 2003

PostPosted: Fri Nov 12, 2004 6:19 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Or or how about, 'God bless you'. WTF where's that coming from? And who are you some sort of middleman, intermediary between heaven and earth who can bestow blessings. Point out to God, pray, whom he ought to bless? Yeah, I know, an emotionally charged sentence with the words god, heaven, blessings are a turn off, right? Weird waters, religion.
Anyway, 'god bless you'.
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Ryst Helmut



Joined: 26 Apr 2003
Location: In search of the elusive signature...

PostPosted: Fri Nov 12, 2004 6:44 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

hogwonguy1979 wrote:
Randall Flagg wrote:
"Do you love Jesus"?

Well, technically we are just seeing eachother. I mean, he's great and all but I don't know if I am ready to be tied down yet. He's got a good job, what with being the savoir and all but where will he be in 10 years? Is that a stable carreer? If he could get on with Samsung then maybe.... Does he love me? Did he say something?


an absolute classic, the best response I've ever heard

Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing


Really? The best response I've heard is "Yes."

!Shoosh

Ryst
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Len8



Joined: 12 Feb 2003
Location: Kyungju

PostPosted: Fri Nov 12, 2004 10:20 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

You should have said "Who is Jesus? Is that your uncle's brother" or something along those lines.
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whatthefunk



Joined: 21 Apr 2003
Location: Dont have a clue

PostPosted: Fri Nov 12, 2004 11:35 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I usually dont love people who have been buried under ground for 2,000 years...kind of like trying to love your ex-girlfriend who makes it her profession to hate you and make you feel miserable by inviting you to the bar to meet her friends and then going home with some other guy.
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