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Keepongoing



Joined: 13 Feb 2003
Location: Korea

PostPosted: Sat Nov 13, 2004 12:23 am    Post subject: hmmm Reply with quote

why can't these Koreans be more like many Western kids Sad. They can have sex in Junior High and try an assortment of drugs and a whole bunch of other wise past-times. Going to church and asking ppl if they love Jesus has to be a sign of a decadent and misinformed generation. Oh, God help them.
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rapier



Joined: 16 Feb 2003

PostPosted: Sat Nov 13, 2004 12:34 am    Post subject: Re: "Do you love Jesus?" Reply with quote

endo wrote:
It was cute, but the more I thought about it, the more wondered, what kind of stuff are they teaching in the churches over here?

Same stuff as other churches. about Jesus, and the bible. What did you expect? Suday schools about Nuclear physics?

And, the answer is, YES.
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thorin



Joined: 14 Apr 2003

PostPosted: Sat Nov 13, 2004 12:41 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I never get that one. They must know I worship the devil. It pretty much goes like this:

Where are you from?
How old are you?
Are you married?
Why not?

I have a rotation of "because I killed my first wife", "because my girlfriend's married", and "because I'm gay" just so I don't get bored.
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simulated stereo



Joined: 18 Jan 2003
Location: municipal flat block 18-A Linear North

PostPosted: Sat Nov 13, 2004 6:06 pm    Post subject: Re: hmmm Reply with quote

MASH4077 wrote:
why can't these Koreans be more like many Western kids Sad. They can have sex in Junior High and try an assortment of drugs and a whole bunch of other wise past-times. Going to church and asking ppl if they love Jesus has to be a sign of a decadent and misinformed generation. Oh, God help them.

Amen Twisted Evil
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Hollywoodaction



Joined: 02 Jul 2004

PostPosted: Sat Nov 13, 2004 9:58 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I only get asked that question by strangers who intend to preach to me. I usually tell them I'm not interested while tightening my fists so they can't force their fliers in my hands.
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captain kirk



Joined: 29 Jan 2003

PostPosted: Sat Nov 13, 2004 10:23 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

That's what I'm talking about! There's a K-teacher at work who said 'bless you' and I'm sure what he meant was, 'you poor, pagan, underling'. I'm not joking. It's a poncy sort of affront. He knows this kind of 'code' for his 'club' is offensive to those out of the loop.
Seriously though, in a benign, well meaning way it's code for 'do you identify with someone who does unto others as they would be done by, possibly 'herocially'?'
Mel Gibson's 'The Passion of Christ'. Looks like a great movie. Except the dialogue is in what language? Hebrew? I watched enough to be able to suppose it wouldn't break into English. I guess he wanted to put it 'in situ'. Make it real. Except if you can't understand the Hangul subtitles it's like a totally alien experience. Nothing to relate to. Those 'Charlton Heston' type 'biblically-set epics' were like the opposite. Charlton looking like a football player in his armour. Spartacus was good, though. That's a great movie. Haven't seen it in the local video rental places though, unfortunately.
I see some people on this thread are annoyed by 'Christianity dissing'. But it's just some annoying, self-righteous though haven't got a clue 'Christians' that make a bad impression. Even so those are generally nice people because even that guy maintains a sort of congenial, upbeat mood in his interactions. Like he's supporting/representing a code of conduct that ostensibily puts other people's feelings on the map; 'do onto others as thy would be done by'. An englightened big Buddhist quoted that as a golden rule for ANY religion.
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casey's moon



Joined: 14 Sep 2004
Location: Daejeon

PostPosted: Sat Nov 13, 2004 10:28 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

So this guy comes to my door and since we're showing our apartment these days (we want to move) I stupidly answered it. He's a jesus-guy, oh great... but I didn't have my jesus-guy-armour on, so I was just standing there holding my dog and nodding (stupid jerk bothered to learn just enough English to be able to harass foreigners but not understand what they say). I figure, letting him know I speak Korean will only make things worse. I tell him, "Sorry but I'm busy cooking so I have to go." He says "You're welcome," (WTF?) and opens this cheap-arse pamphlet to the English page and pushes it towards me, so I try to take it and I say, "thank you," but as I reach for it he snatches it back and looks shocked. He says, "Yes, okay, thank you," looking at me like I'm a freak and starts backing away. Hilarious! Laughing

I guess he only had one pamphlet and I should have stood there at the door reading it while my food burnt and my dog got increasingly impatient and heavy in my arms, and cold air flooded the whole apartment. Who knew?

Yeah, my story is a little off topic, but it didn't seem to warrant a new thread. Wink
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Swiss James



Joined: 26 Nov 2003
Location: Shanghai

PostPosted: Sun Nov 14, 2004 3:11 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

thorin wrote:

Are you married?
Why not?

I have a rotation of "because I killed my first wife", "because my girlfriend's married", and "because I'm gay" just so I don't get bored.


Quality. Nothing but quality.
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thorin



Joined: 14 Apr 2003

PostPosted: Sun Nov 14, 2004 4:31 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Swiss James wrote:
thorin wrote:

Are you married?
Why not?

I have a rotation of "because I killed my first wife", "because my girlfriend's married", and "because I'm gay" just so I don't get bored.


Quality. Nothing but quality.


Since it's a new week and all, I'm thinking about working in "Because your parents dont approve, do they?"
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kiwiboy_nz_99



Joined: 05 Jul 2003
Location: ...Enlightenment...

PostPosted: Sun Nov 14, 2004 5:10 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I am GOD, of course I love my son ...
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hogwonguy1979



Joined: 22 Dec 2003
Location: the racoon den

PostPosted: Sun Nov 14, 2004 5:14 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Jesus loves me but he can't stand you Laughing
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ajuma



Joined: 18 Feb 2003
Location: Anywere but Seoul!!

PostPosted: Sun Nov 14, 2004 6:22 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Nah...the BEST question is: "Do you KNOW Jesus?" WTF!!! If I say "yes", they want to take me to church. If I say "no" they want to take me to church!

I REALLY want to say something like "Yeah, I knew him, but we didn't agree on his masochistic tendencies, so I dropped him."
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princess



Joined: 16 Jan 2003
Location: soul of Asia

PostPosted: Tue Nov 16, 2004 12:32 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Of course I love Jesus...It's what gets me through my worst days here. This season makes me depressed...
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Keepongoing



Joined: 13 Feb 2003
Location: Korea

PostPosted: Tue Nov 16, 2004 4:11 am    Post subject: amazing Reply with quote

Amazing how sarcasm seems to often be the way we deal with those things that we are secretly afraid of, if we were not afraid we would be able to present a logical argument???????
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FUBAR



Joined: 21 Oct 2003
Location: The Y.C.

PostPosted: Tue Nov 16, 2004 5:34 am    Post subject: Re: amazing Reply with quote

MASH4077 wrote:
Amazing how sarcasm seems to often be the way we deal with those things that we are secretly afraid of, if we were not afraid we would be able to present a logical argument???????


Ok. Try this for size then.


NO.
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