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W.T.Carl
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Posted: Wed Dec 08, 2004 12:46 pm Post subject: |
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| Kimchi will do it every time! |
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animalbirdfish
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Posted: Sat Dec 11, 2004 11:54 pm Post subject: |
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| Milwaukiedave wrote: |
I myself suffer from cfs (chronic fart syndrome) and have gotten caught by my kindergarten students a few times. I try to go over by the door or window if I'm in class and do it.
I agree with Wisco Kid...when you have to let it there's not much else to do. I always try to blame one of the kids, of course they never belileve me  |
You're going about it all wrong. When you feel one coming on, find the biggest group of students in the room and let it go (quietly, if possible) right there, and then wander innocently over to the other side of the room. The kids will always blame each other and it's the funniest thing to watch.
My girlfriend recently confessed that she uses this strategy, too. Just another thing we have in common, I guess.  |
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chronicpride

Joined: 16 Jan 2003
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Posted: Sun Dec 12, 2004 12:19 am Post subject: |
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| Milwaukiedave wrote: |
I have to say this thread was a bit of comic relief. Life has been hell the last few days, but I laughed so hard I.... oophs
Seriously though..
I myself suffer from cfs (chronic fart syndrome) and have gotten caught by my kindergarten students a few times. I try to go over by the door or window if I'm in class and do it.
I agree with Wisco Kid...when you have to let it there's not much else to do. I always try to blame one of the kids, of course they never belileve me  |
LOL
What's with Daegu churning out the gastro teachers? My roommate and I both did some time down there, and he's a gas monster, and did the blame game on the kids. I was a lot more subtle and just blamed mine on him.
Too bad you don't live up in Seoul, and we can form a Blue Angel gang or something.  |
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raytownloc

Joined: 23 Jun 2003 Location: Changwon
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Posted: Sun Dec 12, 2004 1:14 am Post subject: |
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thats not as bad I was I once experienced...
a kid steathily shit his pants and then left the classroom.
it was diahrea too
beeping disgusting... I felt bad for the office receptionist who had to clean it up. I bought her a plant the next day as a small token of my appreciation. We held the next class in the lounge, as the classroom reaked of turd |
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