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mindmetoo
Joined: 02 Feb 2004
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Posted: Thu Dec 23, 2004 4:47 am Post subject: The Laws of Korean Child Physics |
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It's been cold here, eh. Our school is only heated by these crappy "Fisher-Price Baby's First Electric Heater" jobbers. Which, I should note, are mounted on the top portion of the wall because heat doesn't rise. Does it?
So anyway, this one class was particularly cold. The boys hogged the desks under the heater and the lone girl, Christina was left shivering on the other side of the classroom. Now the solution in my eyes was for Christina to move closer to the heater. But this would defy the Laws of Korean Child Physics that state:
1) children of the same sex cluster close together
2) these clusters occupy points in space/time furthest from clusters of the opposite sex.
It was physically impossible for Christina to move closer to the boys. Like, forget maglev. Just strap a Korean girl on the underside of a train and line the tracks with Korean boys and you'd get rapid, frictionless movement.
Anyway, I grabbed my pair of little black stretchy gloves from my office and gave them to her for the duration of the class. |
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McNasty

Joined: 04 Jul 2003
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Posted: Thu Dec 23, 2004 5:03 am Post subject: |
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I know the feeling of teaching in a freezer.
I have those old radiator style heaters in my school that are not turned on until the temperatures are well into what is considered winter here.
So instead of just freezing in class I brought my own heater from home.
It works great and now the other teachers come into my classroom to unthaw.
Heater cost: 30,000 won
Cost of comfort: priceless  |
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mindmetoo
Joined: 02 Feb 2004
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Posted: Thu Dec 23, 2004 5:15 am Post subject: |
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McNasty wrote: |
I know the feeling of teaching in a freezer.
I have those old radiator style heaters in my school that are not turned on until the temperatures are well into what is considered winter here.
So instead of just freezing in class I brought my own heater from home.
It works great and now the other teachers come into my classroom to unthaw.
Heater cost: 30,000 won
Cost of comfort: priceless  |
I was pretty close last summer to bringing in my own fan. I also bring in my own liquid soap and pump for the male washroom. I don't like the idea of sharing bar soap... |
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McNasty

Joined: 04 Jul 2003
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Posted: Thu Dec 23, 2004 5:23 am Post subject: |
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mindmetoo wrote:
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I also bring in my own liquid soap and pump for the male washroom. |
I have brought my own duo back chair to work as well. It's my way of stickin' it to the man. They scrimp and save on things that offer comfort for employees but they leave all the doors and windows open in the winter and blast the heat. Talk about a major waste of power and money!  |
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tomato

Joined: 31 Jan 2003 Location: I get so little foreign language experience, I must be in Koreatown, Los Angeles.
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Posted: Thu Dec 23, 2004 1:49 pm Post subject: |
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Hello, Mindmetoo!
I thought maybe girls were concerned that a boy's testosterone would drip off onto her and change her into a boy, and that boys were concerned that a girl's estrogen would drip off onto him and change him into a girl. |
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hojucandy

Joined: 03 Feb 2003 Location: In a better place
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Posted: Thu Dec 23, 2004 3:25 pm Post subject: 945 |
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mindmetoo wrote: |
I don't like the idea of sharing bar soap... |
tomato wrote: |
Hello, Mindmetoo!
I thought maybe girls were concerned that a boy's testosterone would drip off onto her and change her into a boy, and that boys were concerned that a girl's estrogen would drip off onto him and change him into a girl. |
the above two statements have an equal scientific basis.
(as i write this i am shivering in the ineffectively heated "staff lounge". a moment ago i was sweating in my overheated classroom. they give us choice....) |
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funplanet

Joined: 20 Jun 2003 Location: The new Bucheon!
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Posted: Thu Dec 23, 2004 11:33 pm Post subject: |
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sounds like you guys work with some cheap skates...geeze.....our place is always toasty in the winter and nice an cool in the summer |
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Yu_Bum_suk

Joined: 25 Dec 2004
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Posted: Mon Dec 27, 2004 7:02 pm Post subject: |
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Doing something yourself in front of the boss seems to embarrass him into fixing something at my hagwon - like bringing in bathroom cleaner and washing the old, stained whiteboards finally convinced him to replace them. If I can get a screwdriver I'm going to make a point of trying to fix a certain classroom's door handle in front of him. Maybe getting your own heater and bringing it with you from class to class would give them a hint. |
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schwa
Joined: 18 Jan 2003 Location: Yap
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Posted: Mon Dec 27, 2004 7:35 pm Post subject: |
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Be careful what cleaning agents you use on a whiteboard. They seem to have some kind of coating & once that's compromised theyre basically useless. |
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Yu_Bum_suk

Joined: 25 Dec 2004
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Posted: Tue Dec 28, 2004 2:37 am Post subject: |
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schwa wrote: |
Be careful what cleaning agents you use on a whiteboard. They seem to have some kind of coating & once that's compromised theyre basically useless. |
Thanks for the tip - but the boss replaced them so now I don't have to worry  |
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tomato

Joined: 31 Jan 2003 Location: I get so little foreign language experience, I must be in Koreatown, Los Angeles.
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Posted: Thu Jan 13, 2005 2:06 am Post subject: |
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To play this game, the children join hands while you join hands with one child.
While you repeatedly sing the song, the child at the other end walks around you and you stand still.
Finally, this results in a tight coil which makes the children giggle, giggle, giggle.
You have to play this game twice, though--once for the boys and once for the girls.
This song is sung while joining hands in a circle and rotating.
The second stanza goes:
Dear Larry, dear Larry, your true love is dead,
The king wrote a letter to turn back your head.
Larry drops hands, turns facing out, and joins hands again.
Sing a stanza for each child in the circle.
You have to play this game twice, though--once for the boys and once for the girls. |
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kangnamdragon

Joined: 17 Jan 2003 Location: Kangnam, Seoul, Korea
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Posted: Thu Jan 13, 2005 3:09 am Post subject: |
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When I first came to Korea we huddled around a furnace and shovelled coal into it. |
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peppermint

Joined: 13 May 2003 Location: traversing the minefields of caddishness.
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Posted: Thu Jan 13, 2005 7:23 am Post subject: |
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Cause it's winter vacation and I'm pretty much the only teacher at my school, I've gotta turn on the electricity and the heater when I come to school. Not a big chore really but it means coming in a half hour early so the classroom is habitable by the time the kids get there.
BTW, I bet the laws of Korean kid physics are dependent on the ratio of girls to boys. I've got two boys and five girls in my winter camp and the boys are a little standoffish, but the lure of Twister cured them of that.  |
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mindmetoo
Joined: 02 Feb 2004
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Posted: Thu Jan 13, 2005 3:02 pm Post subject: |
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peppermint wrote: |
Cause it's winter vacation and I'm pretty much the only teacher at my school, I've gotta turn on the electricity and the heater when I come to school. Not a big chore really but it means coming in a half hour early so the classroom is habitable by the time the kids get there.
BTW, I bet the laws of Korean kid physics are dependent on the ratio of girls to boys. I've got two boys and five girls in my winter camp and the boys are a little standoffish, but the lure of Twister cured them of that.  |
I LOVE when you get a class with 5 girls and 1 boy. The terror on the little boy's face! But Twister? How do you play that? Sounds fun but I will admit I'm only familiar with the game in the context of a frat hazing ritual. The version I know involves ample amounts of baby oil and mixing jello and vodka. |
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peppermint

Joined: 13 May 2003 Location: traversing the minefields of caddishness.
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Posted: Thu Jan 13, 2005 4:09 pm Post subject: |
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Twister- think g-rated.( no baby oil, vodka or jello)
I made mine, cause I figured the circles would be too far appart for the little ones. I cut the circles from construction papaer, then laminated them and taped them onto the floor, pretty close together. Instead of a spinner, I made flash cards for right foot/left foot, and right hand/ left hand for each color.
I think the kids mostly know right from left now, and they had fun, so all is good. |
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