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the eye

Joined: 29 Jan 2004
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Posted: Mon Jan 10, 2005 5:31 pm Post subject: |
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| tommynomad wrote: |
It seems most here assume "chocolate" only means bumsex, when in fact it usually serves as an all-inclusive counterpoint to vanilla.
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the thread is much more interesting if we narrow it down to rear ending. i think most people here are kinkier than their parents.  |
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Tiberious aka Sparkles

Joined: 23 Jan 2003 Location: I'm one cool cat!
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Posted: Mon Jan 10, 2005 5:53 pm Post subject: |
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| trevorcollins wrote: |
| Tiberious aka Sparkles wrote: |
I was actually hoping the thread was about ice cream.
Sparkles*_* |
choc choc chip.
preferably haagen dazs |
Cookie dough is the absolute shiznit.
Sparkles*_* |
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JongnoGuru

Joined: 25 May 2004 Location: peeing on your doorstep
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Posted: Mon Jan 10, 2005 6:35 pm Post subject: |
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| tommynomad wrote: |
| For all their braggadoccio, where's the big talk from Rapier, TMKATM, Cedar, Applescruff, Daechidong W, Jognoguru, Jajdude, the Beaver, Huck, mithridates, shakuhachi? They seem pretty willing to talk about Korean women, but when they're under the lens.... |
Jognoguru? Never heard of him. Anyway, don't know about the others, but I haven't chimed in till now because I just wasn't sufficiently bored to read a thread I mistook to be about ice cream. Or, for that matter, one by Tommynonads.
Sonny boy, I'm pathetically old-school when it comes to my bedroom or my bank accounts. I may show you a peek, but beyond that, you really should be content to MYOB. 
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kermo

Joined: 01 Sep 2004 Location: Eating eggs, with a comb, out of a shoe.
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Posted: Mon Jan 10, 2005 6:37 pm Post subject: |
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| tommynomad wrote: |
| Avram Iancu wrote: |
| only no-no is anything being put into my wee-est of places |
That makes you pretty vanilla.
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If he's talking about his urethra, then I wouldn't deduct too many marks.
| the eye wrote: |
her truffle was irresistable.
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Beautiful. Candy metaphors come in very handy when discussing such delicate matters, and can be awfully persuasive, too.
I guess the fact that I'm too shy to describe my various proclivities and hang-ups on this forum may put me in the vanilla category. Exhibitionism obviously isn't one of my kinks. Masochism, maybe (see: Weird Guys thread).
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osangrl
Joined: 04 Nov 2003 Location: osan
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Posted: Mon Jan 10, 2005 6:38 pm Post subject: |
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Tiberious aka Sparkles

Joined: 23 Jan 2003 Location: I'm one cool cat!
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Posted: Mon Jan 10, 2005 7:36 pm Post subject: |
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| Am i the only one confused? |
They're talking about sodomy. I thought you had the market cornered there.
Sparkles*_* |
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sparkx
Joined: 16 Jan 2003 Location: thekimchipot.com
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Posted: Mon Jan 10, 2005 7:42 pm Post subject: |
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| I've personally never traveled down the ol' dirt road mainly due to the fact that i've never had a partner who wanted her gravy stirred. |
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JongnoGuru

Joined: 25 May 2004 Location: peeing on your doorstep
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Posted: Mon Jan 10, 2005 7:56 pm Post subject: |
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Thanks, Sparkx, for bringing this thread to its inevitable, vomit-flecked concluson. For me, anyway.
Tommy Teacher, may I please be excused? I've got to catch up on my retching. |
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katydid

Joined: 02 Feb 2003 Location: Here kitty kitty kitty...
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Posted: Mon Jan 10, 2005 8:14 pm Post subject: |
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This thread is hilarious.
I'd mention a chocolate vanilla flavor I like, but as the way the thread is heading now, I really have reservations about talking about fudge. Really. LOL |
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osangrl
Joined: 04 Nov 2003 Location: osan
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Posted: Mon Jan 10, 2005 8:15 pm Post subject: |
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Well if someone titled it "do you swing or not"
then i could get the idea....but vanilla or chocolate? I thought the OP was talking about standard sex or poop chute sex. |
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trevorcollins
Joined: 02 Jul 2004
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Posted: Mon Jan 10, 2005 8:16 pm Post subject: |
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| osangrl wrote: |
| I thought the OP was talking about standard sex or poop chute sex. |
And which one is it, baby....?
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katydid

Joined: 02 Feb 2003 Location: Here kitty kitty kitty...
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Posted: Mon Jan 10, 2005 8:20 pm Post subject: |
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Well if someone titled it "do you swing or not"
then i could get the idea....but vanilla or chocolate? I thought the OP was talking about standard sex or poop chute sex. |
I thought it was do you like the standard missonary style sex, with the lights off and do you take a shower afterwards so you can immediately go straight to the confessional type sex (yes that's an exaggeration) or does sex with things like food, feathers, chains, and/or silk scarves excite you type question. |
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osangrl
Joined: 04 Nov 2003 Location: osan
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Posted: Mon Jan 10, 2005 8:29 pm Post subject: |
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| And which one is it, baby....? |
Any ONE you want baby.  |
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gajackson1

Joined: 27 Jan 2003 Location: Casa Chil, Sungai Besar, Sultanate of Brunei
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Posted: Mon Jan 10, 2005 8:36 pm Post subject: |
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my/our initial (and standing) interpretation of the OP was that vanilla = 'normal' sex; chocolate = 'non-standard'
Similar to ice cream, different people have different interpretations. There is vanilla (as in Plain Ol), French Vanilla, Vanilla Bean, etc.
And chocolate - wow. Where to start??? Seems chocolate lovers have more varieties than any other flavor. Milk chocolate, Chocolate Fudge, etc.
So, what are your cravings? Homemade, or commercial? Natural, or 'enhanced'? Cone or cup? Sample spoons, or by the quart? Toppings, syrups, whipped cream, or au natural? Single scoop or double? Hell, FRIED?!?!?
If anyone STILL doesn't get it, just say so - I'll go to AFF & cut & paste their 'preferences/taboos' list.
Regards,
G & C
(FYI - yes, we are BIG ice cream people. Enough to warrant a separate freezer) |
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tommynomad

Joined: 24 Jul 2004 Location: on the move
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Posted: Mon Jan 10, 2005 10:00 pm Post subject: |
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| osangrl wrote: |
Well if someone titled it "do you swing or not"
then i could get the idea....but vanilla or chocolate? I thought the OP was talking about standard sex or poop chute sex. |
I thought it was do you like the standard missonary style sex, with the lights off and do you take a shower afterwards so you can immediately go straight to the confessional type sex (yes that's an exaggeration) or does sex with things like food, feathers, chains, and/or silk scarves excite you type question. |
Katydid gets the prize.
And I'm thrilled to see my expectations or prudery so accurately met by so many of the posters.
JongnoGuru, sorry 'bout the name.
BTW, someone pm'd me saying that the other board has a much more post-1950 attitude to all things carnal. |
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