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[babydriver]

A pillow with the ubiquitous cute cat face, but it said hello zitty...
maybe especially for the spotty teens?

[dcrayne]

My student confused p and b. look what happened!


Today I ate craps with my family.?I haven't eaten craps for a long time.젨 But I could eat craps today.?So, I was very very happy.?The craps were delicious.?And the craps were very very big.?We ate the craps two ways.?First is steamed the craps.?We steamed the craps, then the craps color changed to red.?Second we made crap soup.?That was very delicious too.?I will eat craps again

[tzechuk]

[kermo]

[Deconstructor]

Once I invited a Korean student of mine to watch a hockey game. As we were watching he began to complain: "I can't see that f*ck. It's too small. Where is the pucken f*ck?!"

[fusionbarnone]

A Korean English teacher(female) drove me to her school one day.

When we arrived, she parked the car behind a building and told me,"We'll pfuck here." Confusing f for p.

[kermo]

I have a very good-natured and enthusiastic buddy who is a captain in the Korean army. He loves to take me sightseeing, jogging, drinking, snowboarding, or whatever strikes our fancy that day.

He's been studying English for less than a year, but usually makes himself understood. I confess that I giggled when he announced "I will ride you," but correctly assumed he meant that he would give me a ride in his car.

I made a similar intuitive leap after we went running together for the first time and he declared "I will stretch you." He wasn't kidding.

[khyber]

last year my wife got me chocolates called "Deflower".
and they were the BEST @#%^$&* chocolates i've EVER had! :wink:

[The Man known as The Man]

[Natalia]