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[Godzilla]

Alright Guys...

Right, I'm on a mission. It's my boss's stag do this Saturday and we have an evening of debauched debauchness planned. However, the addition of an inflatable sheep with, err... 'holes in all the right places', as a Scottish friend put it, would put the icing on this particular cake. 'The Stag' is of the Welsh variety hence the need for a sheep.

Now the tricky part.... anyone seen, have, have an inkling of where one would purchase this particular item of frivolity? Not a necessity.. but would be an excellent addition to the party.

PM me if you feel you can't share with the board as a whole.

Thanking you in advance.

J

[peppermint]

The "toy" shop over by the Rocky Mountain Tavern in Itaewon is probably your best bet.

[jinglejangle]

Maybe if you just dress up like a sheep?

[gypsyfish]

Shouldn't that be DEER needed? Or maybe ROE?

[Grotto]

maybe if you just wore a really thick wool sweater

[Godzilla]

Grotto.. by the looks of you avatar, it seems you still have some remnants of sheep around your face.

Gypsyfish... what?

Peppermint.. cheers. Will make a stop there later.

[gypsyfish]

Stagg = male deer.

Deer or roe = female deer.

Deer + sheep = interspecies relations. Oogy.

Never mind. Too much time on my hands.

[Pyongshin Sangja]

Yer sick.

Ask Gunther. He has one.

[Gollum]

First, go to Itaewon. Walk East out of the subway exit past the Police station. When you reach Sandspresso, take a right, then walk South one street to the intersection. Go left up the hill and find the yellow bar named, "Debut." Order a drink and ask for Polly, and say, "Yang Juseyo." Polly will write you a cryptic note in ancient Korean. Take that note up the hill until you find the old halmony with a bun hairdoo who asks, "Young lady? Young lady?" Give her the note. She will look at it, look back at you, then look at it again and give you a secret exit number for Gireum station. Head back to the subway. Take the subway to Dehangno. Then proceed North on the light-blue line to Gireum station. Walk out of the secret exit and turn right when you see the rubber fingers hanging down over the entrance to another small street. There, you will see several glass windows with women in wedding dresses. Walk straight down the line until you find the 14th shop. Knock on the window if it's not open. An ajumma will appear. Tell her, "Yang Juseyo." Make sure you show a look of extreme desperation when you do, and make hand signals to show that you want an abnormally large Yang. She will pretend to not understand you, but eventually agree on a price for the Yang (sheep). She will escort you inside, where you are to choose the salesperson who will find you a good Yang. You will be escorted into a back room to wait for your Yang to be delivered.

[Pyongshin Sangja]

Wow. That's exactly how I got my yang.

[Grotto]

Everytime I see this title in the forum I laugh.

Where else in the world do you see someone openly advertising for an atonomically correct sheep. No really guys I need it for a stag!

Reminds me of that Kiwi joke.

A tourist is hiking through the mountains of New Zealand and he comes across a guy wrestling a sheep to the ground.

Curious he asks "Are you shearing?"
The Kiwi replies "Nah! Bugger off and find yer own"