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thorin



Joined: 14 Apr 2003

PostPosted: Wed Apr 20, 2005 8:36 pm    Post subject: Paul Dunn-Morris is a *beep* Reply with quote

his letter:

http://news.media.daum.net/foreign/englishnews/200312/24/korherald/v5853579.html

our conversation (scroll down):

http://konglish.org/speak-american/


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VanIslander



Joined: 18 Aug 2003
Location: Geoje, Hadong, Tongyeong,... now in a small coastal island town outside Gyeongsangnamdo!

PostPosted: Wed Apr 20, 2005 8:40 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Trying to dodge the obscenity filter, eh?

A mod should be along shortly.
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billybrobby



Joined: 09 Dec 2004

PostPosted: Wed Apr 20, 2005 8:45 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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What I cannot understand is why Koreans study American grammar and idiom.


idioms, retard.

who is this idiot?

edit-- or is idiom correct? now i'm confused. stupid brits gotta make everything complicated. (kidding)
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thorin



Joined: 14 Apr 2003

PostPosted: Wed Apr 20, 2005 9:08 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I think he's "right" about idiom. Now you've gone and proved his point. He's probably the only qualified English teacher in Korea who never makes a mistake but I bet his students are bored to death with him preaching this crap.

Here's a letter in response to his:

http://news.media.daum.net/foreign/englishnews/200312/26/korherald/v5869221.html
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eamo



Joined: 08 Mar 2003
Location: Shepherd's Bush, 1964.

PostPosted: Wed Apr 20, 2005 9:15 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Some of his example points are so obivously wrong though.....

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Well... In 1993, the Educational Testing Service reported that over 47 percent of adults "read and write so poorly that it is difficult for them to hold a decent job."


Really? That's a a bit hard to believe.

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"Two million students drop out of school or graduate every year who cannot even read the diploma they may receive."


Again. Anyone really believe that's true?

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The Coalition for Literacy estimated that, by the year 2000, two out of three Americans could be illiterate.


Now he's just asking us to ignore his article and move on.
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billybrobby



Joined: 09 Dec 2004

PostPosted: Wed Apr 20, 2005 9:33 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

thorin wrote:
I think he's "right" about idiom. Now you've gone and proved his point. He's probably the only qualified English teacher in Korea who never makes a mistake but I bet his students are bored to death with him preaching this crap.

Here's a letter in response to his:

http://news.media.daum.net/foreign/englishnews/200312/26/korherald/v5869221.html


Well, I ain't an English teacher, but yeah, I am living proof that some Americans aren't so hot on grammar.

But anyways, it's not just his pedantry and the specious surveys (yeah, i'm trying to sound smart) that annoy me, its the very notion that some absolute, unwavering 'standard' English even exists.

It's just a dumb idea for dumb people with no imagination.

Anybody who can't see that languages constantly change and that Standard English is an artificial concept is stupid.

England invented the language and ruled the world for a while, and we accepted their usage as standard. Now America rules the world, and our usage has become the standard. And eventually we'll all learn Chinese and life will go on.

Koreans just learn American English for economic reasons. I'll bet the America GNP is greater than that of all other English-dominated countries combined. So they learn American English. big deal.

btw where is this guy from?
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thorin



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PostPosted: Wed Apr 20, 2005 9:36 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Here are a some more gems from our conversation:

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ninety-five percent of the kids who go to college in the United States would not be admitted to college anywhere else in the world.


I'm not sure why there are so many foreign students there then.

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And sixty-six percent of Americans can neither read nor write!


Wow, I must be one of the lucky few who can do both.


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Amerenglish is not the standard. Nor does the U.S.A. have international influence (except in the military sphere).


Oh really?

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��In what country are most English language movies made? In what country are most English language books published?�� Etc. Etc. The answer is India.


Well duh. There's what, a billion people living in India? But how many movies do they export compared to Hollywood?

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English begins and ends in England.


This from a Canadian! I don't enjoy being mean-spirited, but this guy deserves public ridicule.


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Pligganease



Joined: 14 Sep 2004
Location: The deep south...

PostPosted: Wed Apr 20, 2005 9:38 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

What a funny guy! Here's a word for him...

Dumassity

I'll use it in a sentence...

Paul Dunn-Morris is full of dumassity.

Rolling Eyes
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Pyongshin Sangja



Joined: 20 Apr 2003
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 20, 2005 9:54 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Peace oot.

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thorin



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PostPosted: Wed Apr 20, 2005 10:08 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Pyongshin Sangja, this isn't an anti-Canada post. I thought up until a minute ago, and when I made the puppet state remark, that the guy was a Brit. I like your posts here and I'm sorry if I offended you. As for his real workplace, I didn't post it here. His real name is in the Korea Herald letters. If you want to know my real name and workplace, click on the www, then click "about". If you want to see what I look like, click "photos". I'm not hiding like the wizard of Oz behind some avatar. My ID, as I've pointed out many times, is my real name. If Paul or any of you find yourself in Daegu and want to come up the mountain to my office and visit me, I'll make green tea and we'll talk.
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Real Reality



Joined: 10 Jan 2003
Location: Seoul

PostPosted: Thu Apr 21, 2005 2:19 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Teacher, teacher! Wherefore art thou teacher?

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These "teachers" are not even aware that "fun is not an adjective; it is a noun (incorrectly used by the uneducated as an adjective). "But that"s the way people use it!" they reply. Well, that is true. Many people use "fun" in that way, but that is because they are uneducated, not because it is right. "But the language is changing!" they say. Well, yes that is true. More and more people are illiterate and more and more people use the language badly. But that does not mean we have to copy them.
by Paul Dunn-Morris
[LETTERS TO THE EDITOR] Korea needs real English
http://news.media.daum.net/foreign/englishnews/200312/24/korherald/v5853579.html
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fun (adj):
providing enjoyment; pleasantly entertaining; "an amusing speaker"; "a diverting story"; "a fun thing to do" [syn: amusing, amusive, diverting, fun(a)] n 1: activities that are enjoyable or amusing; "I do it for the fun of it"; "he is fun to have around" [syn: merriment, playfulness] 2: verbal wit (often at another's expense but not to be taken seriously); "he became a figure of fun" [syn: play, sport] 3: violent and excited activity; "she asked for money and then the fun began"; "they began to fight like fun" 4: a disposition to find (or make) causes for amusement; "her playfulness surprised me"; "he was fun to be with" [syn: playfulness]
Source: WordNet 2.0. (2003) Princeton University.

Usage Note:
The use of fun as an attributive adjective, as in a fun time, a fun place, probably originated in a playful reanalysis of the use of the word in sentences such as It is fun to ski, where fun has the syntactic function of adjectives such as amusing or enjoyable. The usage became popular in the 1950s and 1960s, though there is some evidence to suggest that it has 19th-century antecedents, but it can still raise eyebrows among traditionalists. The day may come when this usage is entirely unremarkable, but writers may want to avoid it in more formal contexts.
Source: The American Heritage Dictionary of the English Language, (Fourth Edition) (2000). Houghton Mifflin Company.
Dictionary.com
http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=fun

Main Entry: fun(3)
Function: adjective
Inflected Form(s): sometimes funner sometimes funnest
1: providing entertainment, amusement, or enjoyment <a fun party> <a fun person to be with>
2: full of fun <a fun night> <have a fun time>
Merriam-Webster Online Dictionary (7 entries found for fun)
http://www.m-w.com/cgi-bin/dictionary
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hypnotist



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PostPosted: Thu Apr 21, 2005 4:39 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

billybrobby wrote:
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What I cannot understand is why Koreans study American grammar and idiom.


idioms, retard.

who is this idiot?

edit-- or is idiom correct? now i'm confused. stupid brits gotta make everything complicated. (kidding)


Late to this but...

Koreans study both American idioms and American idiom. Wink

The latter is more consistent with the point he's making though. Mind you, it's quite a stuffy way to put it.
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Konundrum



Joined: 28 Feb 2005
Location: Boston

PostPosted: Thu Apr 21, 2005 5:03 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Don't even TRY to tell me English is spoken properly by the majority of Brits. Ever speak to a person from Newcastle (well, Geordies in particular)? Ever speak to a scouser from Liverpool? I was 6 before I even knew that "H" was not silent at the beginning of a word. My grandfather used to yell at me to "Get in the 'ouse..it's time fer a cuppa"
The truth is the vernacular of ANY region in the world differs from every other...and none of them are 100% "proper". Would I go to Mexico to learn Spanish? If I was going to do business in Mexico, of course I would. Would I go to Brazil to learn Portuguese? If I wanted to party down at Carnivale..absolutely.

2 out of 3 Americans illiterate? 47% can't hold a job? These don't even make sense.
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Tiberious aka Sparkles



Joined: 23 Jan 2003
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PostPosted: Thu Apr 21, 2005 5:46 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I don't care whether Korean students can say such idioms as "my mother has a green thumb," but they sure as hell need to learn the more common idioms, and phrasal verbs such as "pick up/put down/listen to etc."

Instead we get "I go department store," or "OK, test finish; pencil is down."

Prepositions are the hardest part, I know; let's all band together and solve this dilemma. So's I can sleep at night.

Sparkles*_*
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matthewwoodford



Joined: 01 Oct 2003
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PostPosted: Thu Apr 21, 2005 5:47 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

When most Koreans have trouble understanding the difference between 'What is he like?' and 'What does he like?', I think we can agree that the finer points of this perennial politically motivated discussion based on mostly half-baked linguistic theories and 'evidence' are way above their heads.

If ever Koreans get to truly advanced level perhaps they'll be in a position to explain our linguistic differences to us and judge objectively which form of English is the best.

In the meantime I'm happy to be able to understand just about any form of English, even Scottish English. It shouldn't really be about rivalry between American and 'British' English, tho', but American and 'Commonwealth' English.
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