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R. S. Refugee
Joined: 29 Sep 2004
Location: Shangra La, ROK
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 Posted: Mon May 09, 2005 3:56 pm Post subject: Thank God(dess). Bert and Ernie arrested for sodomy. |
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Down with Gay Muppets. -- Dr. Dodson
'PBS announces new schedule'
By Rich Procter
THIS JUST IN...By way of addressing the major shift in America to Honest Republican Values�� and the Culture of Life�� as embodied by Virtuous Wingnuts��, PBS has just announced a revised schedule for a typical day of broadcasting.
MORNING CHILDRENS' BLOCK
SESAME STREET - New characters "Righteous Rabbit" and "Divinity Dawg" have Bert and Ernie arrested on suspicion of violating anti-sodomy statutes. Grover turns in Big Bird for using steroids, and Special Permanent Guest Resident James Dobson joins Cookie Monster in presenting the Letter of the Day, "C" for "Corporal Punishment," which he gleefully demonstrates on Zoe with a tire iron while Oscar the Grouch holds her down.
CLIFFORD GOES TO GITMO! . . .
http://www.smirkingchimp.com/article.php?sid=21031&mode=nested&order=0 |
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Ya-ta Boy
Joined: 16 Jan 2003
Location: Established in 1994
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| Posted: Mon May 09, 2005 6:25 pm Post subject: |
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| Who outed Bert and Ernie in the first place? |
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Hwajangsil Ajumma
Joined: 02 May 2005
Location: On my knees in the stall
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| Posted: Mon May 09, 2005 10:07 pm Post subject: |
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'Twas I who outed them. Their smutty ways and constant denial of their true selves is an affront to good people like myself who want only to drink long and deep of the well of the free life.
I hereby resolve to visit them at their place of penitence and educate them in the works of Oscar Wilde, babycham and tantric yoga; you'll see what markedly reformed characters they are upon their eventual release. |
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AJRimmer
Joined: 31 Jan 2004
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| Posted: Mon May 09, 2005 11:54 pm Post subject: |
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Is the cookie monster still cool???
I don't think I could handle him turning into a poof |
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dogbert
Joined: 29 Jan 2003
Location: Killbox 90210
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| Posted: Tue May 10, 2005 12:11 am Post subject: |
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| I'm just waiting for the day when that fraud Dobson gets the Jimmy Bakker/Swaggart treatment. There must be something there, just waiting to be exposed. |
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hypnotist
Joined: 04 Dec 2004
Location: I wish I were a sock
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| Posted: Tue May 10, 2005 12:32 am Post subject: |
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| AJRimmer wrote: |
Is the cookie monster still cool???
I don't think I could handle him turning into a poof |
He's going to start eating cookies strictly in moderation.
Seriously. |
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R. S. Refugee
Joined: 29 Sep 2004
Location: Shangra La, ROK
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| Posted: Tue May 10, 2005 12:41 am Post subject: |
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| AJRimmer wrote: |
Is the cookie monster still cool???
I don't think I could handle him turning into a poof |
No telling what's going on inside that garbage can. Right, Ace? |
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Konundrum
Joined: 28 Feb 2005
Location: Boston
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| Posted: Tue May 10, 2005 4:59 am Post subject: |
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| hypnotist wrote: |
| AJRimmer wrote: |
Is the cookie monster still cool???
I don't think I could handle him turning into a poof |
He's going to start eating cookies strictly in moderation.
Seriously. |
This is true...he's actually starting to scarf various fruits and veggies...(none of them named "Ernie" or "Bert").
So is "Cookie Monster" a species or just a name? Are there female Cookie Monsters? |
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AJRimmer
Joined: 31 Jan 2004
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| Posted: Tue May 10, 2005 10:06 pm Post subject: |
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| hypnotist wrote: |
He's going to start eating cookies strictly in moderation.
Seriously. |
That makes me so angry! 
He's called the "Cookie" moster because he is obsessed with cookies.
Take away that obsession and you also take away his right to have the word "cookie" in his name
Instead of the Cookie Monster, he becomes just another common purple puppet operated by a homosexual |
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R. S. Refugee
Joined: 29 Sep 2004
Location: Shangra La, ROK
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| Posted: Tue May 10, 2005 10:26 pm Post subject: |
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| AJRimmer wrote: |
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He's going to start eating cookies strictly in moderation.
Seriously. |
That makes me so angry!
He's called the "Cookie" moster because he is obsessed with cookies.
Take away that obsession and you also take away his right to have the word "cookie" in his name
Instead of the Cookie Monster, he becomes just another common purple puppet operated by a homosexual |
Y'know, you really do sound a lot like the real Rimmer character. Good going. |
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guangho
Joined: 19 Jan 2005
Location: a spot full of deception, stupidity, and public micturation and thus unfit for longterm residency
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| Posted: Wed May 11, 2005 2:14 am Post subject: |
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| Rimmer...rimming...rim...rimshot.... |
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