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seoulmon · Joined: 13 Nov 2003 Location: Seoul

Would you take an English teaching job if the job was located on ��?

schwa · Joined: 18 Jan 2003 Location: Yap

Um, nobody lives there. Maybe a handful of soldiers passing through.

Was this a trick question?

peppermint · Posted: Fri May 13, 2005 5:23 am Post subject:

Definite no, but I bet it would be a great place to go camping for a couple of days.

JacktheCat · Joined: 08 May 2004

whatthefunk · Joined: 21 Apr 2003 Location: Dont have a clue

I would love to get a job teaching sand crabs how to speak english. Do you know of one?

Real Reality · Joined: 10 Jan 2003 Location: Seoul

ajuma · Joined: 18 Feb 2003 Location: Anywere but Seoul!!

My students and I came up with the best solution for the Dok Do problem! There are many Japanese/Korean couples living either in Japan or Korea. Re-settle them all on Dok Do and name it something like Korpan or Japea! Laughing

bosintang · Posted: Fri May 13, 2005 7:54 am Post subject:

Hwajangsil Ajumma · Joined: 02 May 2005 Location: On my knees in the stall

Excellent suggestions all. Why not hold a mini-olympics, featuring a list of events including, but not limited to, the following:

Gawi Bowie Bo (sp?)
Pigu
Hangman
Soju drinking games (and, to be fair to Japan, an alternative using Suntory or Sake)
Noraebang/Karaoke
DDR machines
Kartrider
Extra-marital sexathon (for the decathletes)

If a tie-breaker becomes necessary, artistic merit will be awarded for the most breathtaking example of self-harm in the name of national protest.

I'm already doing push-ups in my hwajangsil, Rocky-style, in anticipation of such an event.

little mixed girl · Joined: 11 Jun 2003 Location: shin hyesung's bed~

i'd skinny dip there. it's so deserted no one would see.
then i would sneak on shore and make tinkles behind a bush. Sad

Hollywoodaction · Joined: 02 Jul 2004

Yes, but I would first teach about Hans Island using this text:

http://www.polspy.ca/items/2004/03/31/360.php.

"Hans Island, is probably more close to being truly Danish than Canadian, for a couple of reasons. It��s right off the tip of Greenland, an island around one million square kilometers larger than Quebec, and owned by Denmark, and it��s called Hans Island, not Gordon Island. On those two counts alone Denmark has a convincing case.

Not that it really matters, Hans Island comprises 3 square kilometers of ice-bound, seal infested rock. It isn��t large enough for more than one or two Tim Horton��s franchises, and drive-thrus are out unless you lower the windows for snowmobiles."

Laughing

zappadelta · Joined: 31 Aug 2004

Hollywoodaction · Joined: 02 Jul 2004

Cedar · Posted: Sat May 14, 2005 5:29 pm Post subject:

I would take a job on �︪��, for sure. I've even considered trying to argue with the Dept. of Education for ��ϵ� to make me a job there. But ��? Stuck with a bunch of 21 year old guys during their military service? No thanks!

the saint · Joined: 09 Dec 2003 Location: not there yet...