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Hongdae
Joined: 06 May 2005
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 Posted: Tue May 17, 2005 3:09 am Post subject: "massage" services listed in the English papers |
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Sensuous, full body, full service, private, pleasure from start to finish....
anyone pay the 100,000 for one of these services. Seems like blatant advertising for a handjob to me. |
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rapier
Joined: 16 Feb 2003
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| Posted: Tue May 17, 2005 3:20 am Post subject: |
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| sounds a bit like the "pram for sale" ads in english papers. |
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christopher1magelli
Joined: 20 Mar 2005
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| Posted: Tue May 17, 2005 3:43 am Post subject: You deserve it! |
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I am thinking you are meaning KH and or KT?
Yeah, real class acts...When I was in Jr. High we put together better school papers...
For real news read IHT! |
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funplanet
Joined: 20 Jun 2003
Location: The new Bucheon!
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| Posted: Tue May 17, 2005 5:00 am Post subject: |
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FS all the way  |
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Hongdae
Joined: 06 May 2005
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| Posted: Tue May 17, 2005 8:48 am Post subject: |
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matthews_world
Joined: 15 Feb 2003
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| Posted: Tue May 17, 2005 3:25 pm Post subject: Re: "massage" services listed in the English paper |
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| Hongdae wrote: |
Sensuous, full body, full service, private, pleasure from start to finish....
anyone pay the 100,000 for one of these services. Seems like blatant advertising for a handjob to me. |
Well, you got that part right;) |
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Swiss James
Joined: 26 Nov 2003
Location: Shanghai
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| Posted: Tue May 17, 2005 4:13 pm Post subject: |
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wake up and smell the barber shop poles- if it's a handjob you want there are places on every block that will give you that, I'm guessing you get more than that for 100k
Pram for sale? I've never heard of that one before |
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mindmetoo
Joined: 02 Feb 2004
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| Posted: Tue May 17, 2005 4:32 pm Post subject: |
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Pram for sale? I've never heard of that one before |
There was a monty python skit that made fun of that. "I'd like the chest of drawers..."
Customer: Good morning.
Shopkeeper: Good morning, sir. Can I help you?
Customer: Help me? Yeah, I'll say you can help me.
Shopkeeper: Yes, sir?
Customer: I come about your advert - 'Small white *beep* cat for sale. Excellent condition'.
Shopkeeper: Ah. You wish to buy it?
Customer: That's right. Just for the hour. Only I aint gonna pay more'n a fiver cos it aint worth it.
Shopkeeper: Well it's come from a very good home - it's house trained.
Customer: (long think, goes to door, looks at ads again) Chest of drawers? Chest. Drawers. I'd like some chest of drawers please.
Shopkeeper: Yes, sir.
Customer: Does it go?
Shopkeeper: Er, it's over there in the corner. (indicates a wooden chest of drawers)
Customer: Oh. (goes to door, runs his finger down the list of adverts) Pram for sale. Any offers. I'd like a bit of pram please.
Shopkeeper: Ah yes, sir. That's in good condition.
Customer: Oh good, I like them in good condition, eh? Eh?
Shopkeeper: Yes, here it is you see. (picks up pram)
Customer: (looks, pauses, goes back to the door, runs finger again) Babysitter. No, it's a babysitter. Babysitter?
Shopkeeper: Babysitter.
Customer: Babysitter - I don't want a babysitter. Be a blood donor - that's it. I'd like to give some blood please, argh! (shopkeeper shakes head) Oh spit. Which one is it? (shopkeeper slips him a card from out of his pocket) Blond prostitute will indulge in any sexual activity for four quid a week. What does that mean? |
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joe_doufu
Joined: 09 May 2005
Location: Elsewhere
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| Posted: Tue May 17, 2005 5:09 pm Post subject: |
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| Ok, somebody please help an ignorant American. What is PRAM? |
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mack the knife
Joined: 16 Jan 2003
Location: standing right behind you...
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| Posted: Tue May 17, 2005 5:39 pm Post subject: |
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| For W100-120 you get the full-meal-deal. A couple of my buddies enjoyed those "massage" services in their officetel apartments. |
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lastat06513
Joined: 18 Mar 2003
Location: Sensus amo Caesar , etiamnunc victus amo uni plebian
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| Posted: Tue May 17, 2005 7:04 pm Post subject: |
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From my understanding
A pram is a $%^& bowl that was kept under the bed in case a person wanted to go to the bathroom in the middle of the night and throw it in the outhouse in the morning.
I might be wrong too, afterall, I am ALSO an American 
And if its .... that you want, just go to a massage parlor (called �ȸ�) and for 120~, they would "please" you for an hour. I know this because it was a discussion in one of my classes ages ago. A very saucy discussion at that too  |
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funplanet
Joined: 20 Jun 2003
Location: The new Bucheon!
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| Posted: Tue May 17, 2005 7:14 pm Post subject: |
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| a pram is a baby carriage...or at least it use to be |
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Draven
Joined: 03 Feb 2003
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| Posted: Tue May 17, 2005 7:40 pm Post subject: |
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| lastat06513 wrote: |
From my understanding
A pram is a $%^& bowl that was kept under the bed in case a person wanted to go to the bathroom in the middle of the night and throw it in the outhouse in the morning.
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I believe you're referring to a chamber pot. |
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Swiss James
Joined: 26 Nov 2003
Location: Shanghai
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| Posted: Tue May 17, 2005 7:57 pm Post subject: |
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this is a pram
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mindmetoo
Joined: 02 Feb 2004
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| Posted: Tue May 17, 2005 9:43 pm Post subject: |
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| Swiss James wrote: |
this is a pram
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Short, in a way, for perambulator. |
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