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What is brown and sounds like a bell?

 
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mercury



Joined: 05 Dec 2004
Location: Pusan

PostPosted: Mon May 30, 2005 6:27 am    Post subject: What is brown and sounds like a bell? Reply with quote

Well I heard a great story today. Not too long back and the Korean kids each had to bring their own duuuung to school in a paper sack. No joke! The kids all had to bring it and set it on their desks, the teacher would then collect it and give it to a nurse. Now, one girl told me that at her primary school, one boy was a rebel, he decided to pick up a dogs and put it in his sack! About a week later they called his parents and were worried about him! Wink
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LL Moonmanhead



Joined: 21 Mar 2005
Location: yo momma

PostPosted: Mon May 30, 2005 7:05 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Why did the baker have brown hands?

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LL Moonmanhead



Joined: 21 Mar 2005
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PostPosted: Mon May 30, 2005 7:05 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

He kneaded a poo.
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komtengi



Joined: 30 Sep 2003
Location: Slummin it up in Haebangchon

PostPosted: Mon May 30, 2005 9:37 am    Post subject: Re: What is brown and sounds like a bell? Reply with quote

mercury wrote:
Well I heard a great story today. Not too long back and the Korean kids each had to bring their own duuuung to school in a paper sack. No joke! The kids all had to bring it and set it on their desks, the teacher would then collect it and give it to a nurse. Now, one girl told me that at her primary school, one boy was a rebel, he decided to pick up a dogs and put it in his sack! About a week later they called his parents and were worried about him! Wink


straight out of the movie "The Classic"
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ticktock



Joined: 14 Apr 2005

PostPosted: Mon May 30, 2005 6:11 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

they did this to test for intestinal worms....it's still practiced as a public health measure in Third world countries
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JongnoGuru



Joined: 25 May 2004
Location: peeing on your doorstep

PostPosted: Mon May 30, 2005 6:17 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I just had my dog tested for heart worms. Results: Negative! Smile
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The evil penguin



Joined: 24 May 2003
Location: Doing something naughty near you.....

PostPosted: Mon May 30, 2005 7:51 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

JongnoGuru wrote:
I just had my dog tested for heart worms. Results: Negative! Smile



I just had my director tested for a heart. Same result....
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JongnoGuru



Joined: 25 May 2004
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PostPosted: Mon May 30, 2005 8:26 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

The evil penguin wrote:
JongnoGuru wrote:
I just had my dog tested for heart worms. Results: Negative! Smile



I just had my director tested for a heart. Same result....

Did you also have to follow him/her around for a day with a stick for stool inspection?
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The evil penguin



Joined: 24 May 2003
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PostPosted: Mon May 30, 2005 9:23 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

JongnoGuru wrote:
The evil penguin wrote:
JongnoGuru wrote:
I just had my dog tested for heart worms. Results: Negative! Smile



I just had my director tested for a heart. Same result....

Did you also have to follow him/her around for a day with a stick for stool inspection?


Nah.... didn't need to actually examine his shit, just listen to it...
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uberscheisse



Joined: 02 Dec 2003
Location: japan is better than korea.

PostPosted: Tue May 31, 2005 1:34 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

a friend of mine working in masan had an odd experience when every student in her school was lined up and had their anus swabbed with a q-tip.

what they were testing for i don't know. were they finding out if any of the little young'uns had an excess of dignity and trying to squash it?

unrelated - i told a story about my grandfather running from chinese troops during the korean war to my essay class last night. he had to hide in the bottom floor of an outhouse, up to his neck in ddoong.

the hilarity that ensued at my late grandfather's expense ended in one of the kids uttering the word "DDOONGFIGHT!"

and another kid suggested that, if he was a runaway slave (the discussion topic was slaves/underground railroad) he would cover himself in garbage so nobody would want to catch him in the first place.

ah, kids.
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