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kimchikowboy

Joined: 24 Jan 2003
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Posted: Wed Jun 15, 2005 3:31 am Post subject: |
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Real reality,
Perhaps if you spent half as much time researching some worthwhile topic as opposed to collecting clippings, you, too, might be a professor some day.
(Assuming you are not in a library science department, in which case collecting newspaper clippings may be the way to go).
Actually, I just spent the whole day involved in interviews for new professors in my department (not a dept. of English). My job was to evaluate their speaking ability (new faculty are required to demonstrate a capability to teach classes in another language, usually English, but sometimes Japanese). I can assure you, those in the final running for an entry-level assistant professorship all have Ph.D.s, and considerable mastery of the discipline and publications to boot. Today was not an anomaly. I've been doing these interviews for years, for every particular discipline in the College of Business.
Nearly all of our faculty have advanced degrees from abroad (U.S., England, Germany, Japan). Those who have not studied abroad have proven themselves through the renewal process, presenting original research and publications. This is from a supposed third-tier uni out in the sticks. Most work more than the minimum 12 hours stated in my contract (hell, I work more than that) and they maintain outside academic responsibilities as well (leadership posts in professional societies; editorial reviewers of international journals; discipline-related radio shows or newspaper columns; consulting work; etc.) Actually, the only prof in my field that I know who only teaches nine hours is consistently being published in the top academic journals in the field, and hence, bringing in government research funds to his uni (not mine, but the top in the field in Korea, located in Seoul).
In order to supplement your understanding of the higher education system (and please don't label me an apologist with the summary dismissal of argument usually attached to that label -- I know of the problems associated with higher education here) may I suggest that you close your voluminous files collected on the supposed wrongs, turn off your computer, and go out and interact with some of the Korean staff at your university (assuming you are at a university, and not spouting bile because your are forever locked in a hogwon). By talking to some of the people around you I've little doubt that you could supplement your understanding of academic life here much more than through google searches for and Korean newspaper articles about the comings and goings of Korean university life.
Turn off your computer and get out in the sunlight.
(Yes, I know this is a bit of a rant and ramble. It's been a tough week -- and though usually I hold true to the maxim, "Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to post on Dave's and remove all doubt," I feel in need of a vent. Then again, I usually kill threads, so what does it matter). |
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desultude

Joined: 15 Jan 2003 Location: Dangling my toes in the Persian Gulf
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Posted: Wed Jun 15, 2005 4:04 am Post subject: Re: Air/Con: a rant |
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coolsage wrote: |
My colleague and I were sweating through some marking of uni writing papers today, huddling close to the fans, when he remarked," Do you suppose the Korean professors have Aircon?" I replied that I hadn't a clue, never have been invited into the plush offices that the K/profs occupy. As we were leaving the building, it was evident that every K/prof office had an aircon unit, and every foreign/prof office had none. Now I've been willing to overlook, if not ignore, the fact that the K/profs got flowers on Teachers' Day and we got none, and to gloss over the notion that the KPs got hi-tech key entry to their offices, or that they KPs get sumptuous furnishings for their offices while we're still digging desks and chairs off the midnight pile on the street. All this I can come to terms with, although it doesn't enhance my esteem for the Korean experience, but to learn that a foreign teacher is not worthy of the aircon that's available to everyone else, now that's a bitter one to swallow. Do we not perspire? Aren't we the ones seeking out black-market deodorant in order not to gross out those around us? Thank the gods that vacation is due. I'm almost burned out on this situation. The blatant hypocrisy with which the Chairman mouths the obligatory phrases at the obligatory meeting: "We'd like to thank you for your hard work here, yadda yadda.." They have a twisted way of showing it. |
The Korean professors in my building have bought their own AC's. When I started in a new department this spring, they brought me a new computer with an English operating system, and a new conference table and chairs for my office, in addition to the two desks, new t.v. and vcr, and couch that are already there. Every faculty member gets a new computer when they arrrive, so I have the newest in the department.
Yes, your long summer vacation has arrived. Want to bet that the Korean faculty will be in their (air conditioned) offices most days all summer long? One of my Korean colleagues meets with undergraduates every morning at 8, all summer, to read the newspaper together in English (by the way, he has a PhD from Case Western Reserve, a superb school in the U.S.). Meanwhile, you will probably be on a beach somewhere drinking beers and doing nothing. No research, no writing, no department obligations, ad nauseum. But they will be doing all that in air conditioning.
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desultude

Joined: 15 Jan 2003 Location: Dangling my toes in the Persian Gulf
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Posted: Wed Jun 15, 2005 4:09 am Post subject: |
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By the way, Kimchikowboy, exactly correct on every point.
How's the family? |
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Real Reality
Joined: 10 Jan 2003 Location: Seoul
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Posted: Wed Jun 15, 2005 4:27 am Post subject: Re: Air/Con: a rant |
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Spouses of foreigners investing $100,000 or more will be allowed to work as professors and investment company executives among others.
By Lee Joo-hee, The Korea Herald (June 15, 2005)
http://www.koreaherald.co.kr/SITE/data/html_dir/2005/06/16/200506160009.asp
Money key to teaching posts
... Nearly one in five said colleges refused to offer them a position if they did not make a donation to the school foundation or development fund. Private universities were reportedly more likely to demand money than public colleges.
More than 100 of the respondents said school officials demanded outright bribes from them. Thirty-three heads of private university foundations, 28 private school professors and 11 presidents of private universities allegedly demanded payment. Almost 40 percent said discrimination based on gender, age, religion and the country where an applicant completed his academic degree was prevalent.
by Bae Young-dae, JoongAng Daily (July 9, 2002)
http://joongangdaily.joins.com/200207/09/200207090054252629900090409041.html
Income Tax to Be Levied on Bribes
by Jung Sung-ki, Korea Times (April 22, 2005)
http://times.hankooki.com/lpage/nation/200504/kt2005042217230511990.htm
Corrupt professors common, students say
by Baek Il-hyun and Kim Ho-jeong, JoongAng Daily (April 28, 2005)
http://joongangdaily.joins.com/200504/27/200504272214239309900090409041.html |
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kimchikowboy

Joined: 24 Jan 2003
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Posted: Wed Jun 15, 2005 5:22 am Post subject: |
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desultude asked:
One is cute, one is beautiful, and both are apparently saddled with someone who, from the looks of things, hasn't learned to obey the maxim, "Never argue with an idiot. People might not know the difference." Thanks for asking.
But it takes all kinds to make a world. Real Reality, I hope some day you find some peace and discover what your are looking for (besides jibes at Korea).
Perhaps one day I'll post the story of my ridiculous past week as a student in a Korean university, but I'd hate to see my bad week regurgitated here ad nauseum. |
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Real Reality
Joined: 10 Jan 2003 Location: Seoul
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Posted: Wed Jun 15, 2005 7:26 am Post subject: |
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kimchikowboy wrote: |
But it takes all kinds to make a world. Real Reality, I hope some day you find some peace and discover what your are looking for (besides jibes at Korea). Perhaps one day I'll post the story of my ridiculous past week as a student in a Korean university, but I'd hate to see my bad week regurgitated here ad nauseum. |
We should meet on a Korean nude beach and exchange stories. You wrangle up some kimchi and I'll bring some real tea.
Are Koreans ready for a nude beach?
by Chun Su-jin, JoongAng Daily (June 14, 2005)
http://joongangdaily.joins.com/200506/14/200506142215114179900090409041.html |
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kimchikowboy

Joined: 24 Jan 2003
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Posted: Wed Jun 15, 2005 9:16 pm Post subject: |
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Thanks for the invitation, but I'd hate to see myself at a nude beach, though not nearly as much as others would hate to see me there. Plus, I don't want to get sand in my kimchi. |
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Gollum
Joined: 04 Sep 2003 Location: Japan
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Posted: Wed Jun 15, 2005 9:56 pm Post subject: |
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mindmetoo wrote: |
Real Reality wrote: |
Derrek wrote: |
mindmetoo wrote: |
Are you a real professor or an english instructor at a university? |
I'm in agreement here. Do you have a Ph.D? If you do, then I'd say you have an argument to make.
Devil's advocate here:
Where I'm from, Ph.D = Professor
If I worked as a nurse at a hospital, I wouldn't be allowed to be called a doctor. How crazy would you sound if you demanded to be called a "professor" back home with only a BA or an MA? |
Some people seem to think you MUST have a Ph.D. or doctorate to be a professor. I looked at the faculties of two large Korean universities. Here is a list of professors without Ph.D.s (Notice they have various ranks--assistant, associate, and full--simply written as Professor).
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You don't need a PhD to be a prof in Canada. (I'm reminded of a poster in a Montreal bagel shop from a long time ago... under a picture of an Inuit eating a frozen bagel it read "You don't need to be Jewish to eat bagels, but it helps.") I had a great Informal Logic prof who "only" had an MA. Lacking a PhD might limit you in terms of career advancement at a University.
Most universities in Canada are required to have a certain percentage of PhDs on staff to be considered a university. Way back Ryerson, a technical college, applied to get U status. They were a bit lean on the minimum number of PhDs they had on staff. To bump up the numbers, a bunch of Masters level engineering profs went to India and got PhDs (P.Eng?) from a diploma mill. Rye High engineers experienced further shame...
Anyway, one might be called "professor" by students out of a sign of respect. I recall having to call TAs and sessional instructors "professor" too. But TAs and sessional instructors sure didn't enjoy the benefits, rights, and privileges of an actual professor. No no.
So, assuming the OP isn't really a legit professor and merely part of the sessional instructing staff and coked up on this "professor" label his students keep throwing at him, well, that's the breaks eh. Take your 3.5 million won salary and buy a portable A/C unit for your office. Hell, I know sometimes I feel like getting a big assed fan for my classes at hagwon before the they really turn on the a/c. |
I see many university positions offering 1.8 per month. Who gets 3.5 unless they have a Ph.D? |
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mindmetoo
Joined: 02 Feb 2004
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Posted: Thu Jun 16, 2005 5:47 am Post subject: |
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Gollum wrote: |
I see many university positions offering 1.8 per month. Who gets 3.5 unless they have a Ph.D? |
You're right. Many do pay lower. My friend teaches at Kodae. He doesn't have a PhD and he's in the 3 mil range. |
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coolsage
Joined: 28 Jan 2003 Location: The overcast afternoon of the soul
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Posted: Thu Jun 16, 2005 6:17 am Post subject: |
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For the record, the contract is with 'Foreign Professor'. The name card reads 'Visiting Professor', the implication being that I'm just passing through. I confess to being a dropout, with merely a Master's to my name;however this gig is more than whimsy for me. And when I eventually depart, my successor will no doubt feel the heat as well. I think this goes to the heart as to whether this place, and many others, is truly interested in having a quality English program. I suspect that the answer is no. The turnover rate here is becoming alarmingly high, for a variety of reasons, and inevitably it's the better teachers who'll take a hike, and the misfits who are unemployable anywhere else who will cling to the job by any sycophantic means available. |
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ajuma

Joined: 18 Feb 2003 Location: Anywere but Seoul!!
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Posted: Thu Jun 16, 2005 8:05 am Post subject: |
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Oh yeah...I want to be treated like a Korean professor! I'd have to go to endless meetings, suck up to the boss, endless soju evenings...playing politcs with the other pofs in my department...! Please treat me like a Korean professor! NOT!!! |
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JennyJJ
Joined: 01 Mar 2003
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Posted: Thu Jun 16, 2005 5:22 pm Post subject: |
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agree with Ajuma!
Real Reality seems to spend enormous amounts of time researching his "victim" status. Vote with your feet. Move on. Tis a big world out there. |
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mindmetoo
Joined: 02 Feb 2004
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Posted: Thu Jun 16, 2005 5:24 pm Post subject: |
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ajuma wrote: |
Oh yeah...I want to be treated like a Korean professor! I'd have to go to endless meetings, suck up to the boss, endless soju evenings...playing politcs with the other pofs in my department...! Please treat me like a Korean professor! NOT!!! |
As the other poster pointed out with some wisdom: whitey also gets his share of privileges. Being able to skip out of their insane reindeer games is a big plus. The number of times I don't have to go to some weird after work crap or meetings, I'm damn thankful for. I guess in the hagwon world you notice the easy deal you're cut compared to your coworkers more than the hallowed halls of academia where in any nation it's about privilege. |
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