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mindmetoo
Joined: 02 Feb 2004
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Posted: Tue Jun 14, 2005 10:07 pm Post subject: |
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JacktheCat wrote: |
What is it with this prohibition against showing pubic hair? |
I think it's considered the ultimate in obscene. But don't trim down there. Or the other women at the sauna will consider you a *beep*. Long time ago Playboy used to air brush out trim because it was considered very obscene. |
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periwinkle
Joined: 08 Feb 2003
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Posted: Tue Jun 14, 2005 11:25 pm Post subject: |
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joe_doufu wrote: |
Framed portrait of Kim Il Sung on the wall. Neighborhood map with penciled-in lines and angles (trajectories?) and some Korean words. Metal wastebasket full of paper ashes. Three shell casings from high-powered rifle. Lenscaps from a pair of "Chollima" brand binoculars. Ashtray, full of "Grass and Bark" brand cigarettes. 1 pair latex gloves, inside out. |
Awesome. |
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periwinkle
Joined: 08 Feb 2003
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Posted: Tue Jun 14, 2005 11:28 pm Post subject: |
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Pyongshin Sangja wrote: |
Someone's entire life: tons of clothes, bathroom and kitchen stuff, computer, CD's, DVD's, books, BA degree, bankbooks, mountain bike, TV, VCR, photo albums, diaries, everything. She left and never came back. Long story. |
Tell, tell! Midnight runner? |
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Pyongshin Sangja

Joined: 20 Apr 2003 Location: I love baby!
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Posted: Wed Jun 15, 2005 12:38 am Post subject: |
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No. Much more interesting than that. |
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Grotto

Joined: 21 Mar 2004
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Posted: Wed Jun 15, 2005 12:39 am Post subject: |
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year one: a fish tank and several fish...managed to keep them alive for 8 months then the water went slimy and they died.
year two: a 2 or 3 month old raw chicken in the fridge. My next door neighbor was also a new teacher and when I went over to introduce myself I found a note saying that he had pulled a midnight run. Looted the apartment of all the good pots and pans, traded fridges and while snooping around the apartment discovered over 20 bars of soap(brand new) They were in every cupboard, under the sink, in drawers, under the bed etc...could have been his idea of air freshener?
year three: 100+coat hangers, a dozen lighters, 16 bags of garbage, an inch of dirt and nicotine throughout the apartment. Window sills were packed with dirt to the brim. Assorted mold and mildew. Oh yeah now the trash...3 peach colored saucers  |
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OiGirl

Joined: 23 Jan 2003 Location: Hoke-y-gun
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Posted: Wed Jun 15, 2005 4:33 am Post subject: |
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Grotto wrote: |
discovered over 20 bars of soap(brand new) They were in every cupboard, under the sink, in drawers, under the bed etc...could have been his idea of air freshener? |
Or a lovely, thoughtful Chusok gift pack? |
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Grotto

Joined: 21 Mar 2004
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Posted: Wed Jun 15, 2005 4:36 am Post subject: |
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Or several gift packs....there were 8 different types of soaps...strange things happen in the land of the midnight dokbokki. |
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joe_doufu

Joined: 09 May 2005 Location: Elsewhere
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Posted: Wed Jun 15, 2005 4:57 am Post subject: |
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Grotto wrote: |
Or several gift packs....there were 8 different types of soaps...strange things happen in the land of the midnight dokbokki. |
somebody posted about that a few days ago on a blog i follow. they said that their granny had taught them to unwrap soap after buying it and leave it in a cupboard or drawer. apparently, if you let the soap dry out for several days before using it, it lasts much longer in the bath. also serves as an air freshener for your cupboards. apparently somebody has the same granny. |
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Canucksaram
Joined: 29 Apr 2003
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Posted: Wed Jun 15, 2005 8:35 am Post subject: Oh, Mayor, please, no! |
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Pyongshin, super-c*ck-tease that you are, please do tell.
And, by the way, did you find your mates last Friday night? Up past the Burger King? S-Man and I never did meet up with you again, that night.
Oh! (**Wailing and gnashing of teeth.**) How can the one and only Mayor of Haebangchon deny us so?!
b) (Khyklopes smile). |
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Pyongshin Sangja

Joined: 20 Apr 2003 Location: I love baby!
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Posted: Wed Jun 15, 2005 7:34 pm Post subject: |
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No can do. I'll tell you next time I see you. Yes, Friday was allright. Actually, I can't remember a lot of it. Betty Ford, here I come. |
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animalbirdfish
Joined: 04 Feb 2004
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Posted: Thu Jun 16, 2005 4:04 am Post subject: |
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My kitchen sink drain clogged up a week after I moved into one of my apartments, so I went fishing around down in there with my (bare) hand. Pulled up some old food and what I presume was a used condom, as it was sans wrapper and not rolled up. |
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