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OiGirl · Joined: 23 Jan 2003 Location: Hoke-y-gun

Ooohhh...plates and spikes!

denverdeath · Joined: 21 May 2005 Location: Boo-sahn

Huh? Anyway, can fans really kill a person through asphyxiation or elevated body temps? I thought the only ways you could die from fans were because of freak accidents or something. Like maybe you had a really big fight with your ma and she throws the fan in the tub while you're bathing and it's turned on. Or, maybe some psycho attacks you on the street and beats you to death with a fan he happened to have just bought on sale. Perhaps, you're working in a factory and the industrial fan's propellers mysteriously come flying at you and decapitate you and 12 of your co-workers. I was just wondering...

OiGirl · Joined: 23 Jan 2003 Location: Hoke-y-gun

Gay dinosaurs just suck all the air out of a room.

schwa · Joined: 18 Jan 2003 Location: Yap

Theres a good reason manhole covers are round.

joe_doufu · Joined: 09 May 2005 Location: Elsewhere

c-o-m-e-i-n-c-o-m-m-a-n-d Come in Command!

Eunoia · Posted: Thu Jun 16, 2005 6:14 am Post subject:

My cat's breath smells like cat food, but my breath smells like peanut butter.

calypso · Joined: 31 May 2004

i'm drunk

Hwajangsil Ajumma · Joined: 02 May 2005 Location: On my knees in the stall

Homer: Here's to alcohol, the cause of—and solution to—all life's problems.

Homer: How is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Remember when I took that home winemaking course, and I forgot how to drive?

Edit: Dammit, found another great one for this board:

Ralph: Me fail English? That's unpossible.

joe_doufu · Joined: 09 May 2005 Location: Elsewhere

well, hwajangsil ajumma, you came into the room and killed this thread pretty dead

Moldy Rutabaga · Joined: 01 Jul 2003 Location: Ansan, Korea

Dental plan.

numazawa · Joined: 20 Mar 2005 Location: The Concrete Barnyard

I've seen more than one men's room clear out when the ol' aj' comes a-calling. Lots of guys, they just huddle closer to that porcelain, but some of the poor buggers ain't made of the sterner stuff and just ease on out the door... supposing there even is a door.

Moldy Rutabaga · Joined: 01 Jul 2003 Location: Ansan, Korea

Think of all the sponges at the bottom of the ocean right now. I wonder how deep the water would be if they weren't there.

pegpig · Joined: 10 May 2005

Water trucks are filled with water. Gas trucks are filled with gas.

Why aren't fire trucks filled with fire?

numazawa · Joined: 20 Mar 2005 Location: The Concrete Barnyard

Or think of all the sponges in the barrooms of Chosun right now. I wonder how deep in hot water they'd be if they weren't there.

pegpig · Joined: 10 May 2005

Fan death is a myth.

They don't actually die. They just fade away and get taken out to the curb when their time has come.