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[Derrek]

An old Italian man lived alone in the country.

He wanted to dig his tomato garden,

but it was very hard work as the ground was hard.

His only son, Vincent, who used to help him, was in prison.

The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament.

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Dear Vincent:

I am feeling pretty bad because it looks like I won't be able

to plant my tomato garden this year.

I'm just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot.

If you were here my troubles would be over.

I know you would dig the plot for me.

Love Dad

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A few days later he received a letter from his son.



Dear Dad:

Not for nothing, but don't dig up that garden.

That's where I buried the BODIES.



Love Vinnie

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At 4 a.m. the next morning,

FBI agents and local police arrived and dug

up the entire area without finding any bodies.

They apologized to the old man and left.

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That same day the old man received another letter from his son.



Dear Dad:

Go ahead and plant the tomatoes now.

That's the best I could do under the circumstances.



Love Vinnie

[tzechuk]

LOL.. clever.

[joe_doufu]

Does the FBI look for bodies in Italy?

[Swiss James]

[sparkx]

Any man that uses "cute" to describe something should be buried in a tomato garden

[numazawa]

[desultude]

[Free World]

[Grotto]

A teacher asks her students to get their parents to tell them a story that involves a moral.

The next day she asks for volunteers and one boy stands up and says he has a story with a moral.

My Aunt Sally was a pilot in the gulf war and was on a mission when her jet got shot down. The only things she had on her when she ejected from her fighter was her pistol, a survival knife and a bottle of Jack Daniels. While she was floating to the ground she decided to drink the bottle of whiskey as she thought it might break. Well she landed in the middle of a patrol of 20 Iraqi Republican Guard. She shot 14 of them with her pistol before she ran out of ammo, stabbed 5 of them to death with her knife before it broke and killed the remaining Iraqi with her bare hands.

"My goodness" said her teacher "what kind of moral could you possible get from that story?"



"Dont mess with Aunt Sally when she's been drinking"

[plokiju]

Where did he hide the bodies?

What's the old man going to do next year? Vinnie's not thinking about the long term.

[pegpig]

I call bs.

An entire garden for tomatoes? He's an old man with a small garden. Why not diversify? I'd get pretty fed up with just eating tomatoes all the time. I think it'd get to the point where I'd wanna kill someone. Ah.....

[schwa]

Standard urban myth. http://www.snopes.com/crime/clever/nowplant.asp

"Wit" on a par with Readers Digest.

[numazawa]

[joe_doufu]

[crusher_of_heads]

I like tomatoes.