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UncleAlex
Joined: 04 Apr 2003
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Posted: Wed Jun 15, 2005 10:47 pm Post subject: A David Letterman Top 10 List ? |
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In another post it is mentioned that a recruitment agency here is wary of
recommending British citizens to potential school employers because of a
failure in attitude on the part of Her Majesty's subjects. Here is a Top Ten
list of hypothetical attitude problems of British teachers in South Korea:
10. The distaste for kimchi
09. The disappointment in the lack of restaurants which serve potatoes
08. The demand that 5pm classes be cancelled for a spot of tea
07. The insistence that they are placed 10 minutes away from a fish and
chips joint
06. The fear that their wet umbrellas will be stolen if left in a bin by the
front door of a hagwon
05. Their refusal to neutralize their accent upon the request of the boss
04. The complaint that there are no double-decker buses in Korean cities
03. The demand that Korean co-teachers refrain from translating 'God
Save the Queen' into the Korean
02. Their insistence that Korean students address them as master or mis-
tress
01. The demand that the school provides uncensored internet access to
UK fetish sites
Perhaps this biased agency had these attitude lapses in mind. |
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Pyongshin Sangja
Joined: 20 Apr 2003 Location: I love baby!
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Posted: Wed Jun 15, 2005 11:10 pm Post subject: |
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11. The demand that Canadians and other common trash stop addressing them as equals. |
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ilovebdt
Joined: 03 Jun 2005 Location: Nr Seoul
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Posted: Thu Jun 16, 2005 2:05 am Post subject: |
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Are the for real?
I am British and if these staunchly British people do exist I would love to meet them. |
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Hwajangsil Ajumma
Joined: 02 May 2005 Location: On my knees in the stall
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Posted: Thu Jun 16, 2005 8:22 am Post subject: |
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06. The fear that their wet umbrellas will be stolen if left in a bin by the
front door of a hagwon
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And no wonder! Just look what that "bar-stard" Sparkx did to my beautiful pink-with-white-tassles umbrella! |
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jaganath69
Joined: 17 Jul 2003
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Posted: Thu Jun 16, 2005 10:39 pm Post subject: Re: A David Letterman Top 10 List ? |
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UncleAlex wrote: |
In another post it is mentioned that a recruitment agency here is wary of
recommending British citizens to potential school employers because of a
failure in attitude on the part of Her Majesty's subjects. Here is a Top Ten
list of hypothetical attitude problems of British teachers in South Korea:
10. The distaste for kimchi
09. The disappointment in the lack of restaurants which serve potatoes
08. The demand that 5pm classes be cancelled for a spot of tea
07. The insistence that they are placed 10 minutes away from a fish and
chips joint
06. The fear that their wet umbrellas will be stolen if left in a bin by the
front door of a hagwon
05. Their refusal to neutralize their accent upon the request of the boss
04. The complaint that there are no double-decker buses in Korean cities
03. The demand that Korean co-teachers refrain from translating 'God
Save the Queen' into the Korean
02. Their insistence that Korean students address them as master or mis-
tress
01. The demand that the school provides uncensored internet access to
UK fetish sites
Perhaps this biased agency had these attitude lapses in mind. |
Christ that was so lame you'd make a fortune writing for Dave himself! |
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DRAMA OVERKILL
Joined: 12 Apr 2005
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Posted: Fri Jun 17, 2005 12:44 am Post subject: |
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Pyongshin Sangja wrote: |
11. The demand that Canadians and other common trash stop addressing them as equals. |
'yo momma... |
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