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trigger123 · Posted: Mon Jun 20, 2005 8:24 pm Post subject: Fight Club - Who would you fight?

I was watching the brilliant Fight Club the other night, and one of my favourite scenes is when Tyler and Ed Norton are discussing who they would fight, alive or dead, if they could...
Me, I'd choose, in no particular order,

BAE YONG JOON

HITLER
SCOOBY DO and
JOHN 'you can't see me' CENA. one slap for every korean kid who can't say hello but greets me with crappy 'YUUU CANT SEE MEEEEEE!'
tool

so who would you choose?

VanIslander · Posted: Mon Jun 20, 2005 8:31 pm Post subject:

Tyler was a figment of his imagination: He beat himself up.

Feel free to do likewise. Surprised

It'd be interesting to consider who here at Dave's you'd take on.

Dan The Chainsawman · Joined: 05 May 2005

Barney the Purple Dinosaur

Nancy Regan

And last

No holds bar one night only a steel cage match with,
Ghandi.

though i am personally betting on Ghandi, the wirey little bugger is probably alot stronger than he looks.

The Chewbacca Defense · Joined: 29 May 2004 Location: The ROK and a hard place

Phillip Seymour Hoffman and Bill Pullman.

Both annoy me!

livinginkorea · Joined: 11 Jun 2004 Location: Korea, South of the border

My last hagwons' wonjangnims and their lapdogs.

Jessica Simpson and her husband. God they are stupid!!!

Vin Diesel. What a crap actor!!

Hmm can't think of anybody else now. Confused

sparkx · Joined: 16 Jan 2003 Location: thekimchipot.com

Any/all of those Korean girly-boy "talents" (Bee and the other skinny, frosted mullet wearing metrosexual vagina-boys of his ilk)

a flurry of fists and knees to his mascara caked face (nice stupid ass smile on your face by the way cupcake)

broken sternum

i'll let my sister take care of these little princesses

Pyongshin Sangja · Joined: 20 Apr 2003 Location: I love baby!

Terry David Mulligan is going down. You hear me, TDM?

zappadelta · Joined: 31 Aug 2004

Bob "the faggot" Saget

Swiss James · Joined: 26 Nov 2003 Location: Shanghai

Fred Durst.

In fact I someone who punched him in the crotch once.

But yeah, Fred Durst.

jaganath69 · Joined: 17 Jul 2003

Oprah f%ckin Winfrey and Dong Ban Shin Gi all together!

buddy bradley · Joined: 24 Aug 2003 Location: The Beyond

George Lucas, for making awful films and having a neck like Jabba.

Mr. Kim (no, not that Mr. Kim, the other one).

bobbyhanlon · Joined: 09 Nov 2003 Location: 서울

i have it on good authority that bae yong-joon used to be some kind of streetfighter or ��ġ in his youth..
i'm not joking!

mullethunter · Posted: Tue Jun 21, 2005 1:00 am Post subject:

i'd love to take on martha stewart, but she was one scary b@#$% even before she did time, imagine what kind of dirty tricks she learned in the joint.
oh yeah, and also celine dion, whitney houston and mariah carey, just because of the crap music they make.

komtengi · Joined: 30 Sep 2003 Location: Slummin it up in Haebangchon

Won bin... dude needs to look like a guy not a girl

Swiss James · Joined: 26 Nov 2003 Location: Shanghai

Bae Young Joon is pretty muscled up, he did some kind of photo book that involved photos of him with his shirt off and did loads of training to get in shape.

So what I'm basically saying trigger123- is that I think he could take you and all your family with one hand tied behind his back.