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OiGirl
Joined: 23 Jan 2003
Location: Hoke-y-gun
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| Suck it up, baby! |
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joe_doufu
Joined: 09 May 2005
Location: Elsewhere
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| Posted: Fri Jun 17, 2005 11:33 pm Post subject: |
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| pegpig wrote: |
Water trucks are filled with water. Gas trucks are filled with gas.
Why aren't fire trucks filled with fire? |
Beer trucks are filled with beer.
Where the heck is a cool gin-and-tonic truck when you need one? |
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pegpig
Joined: 10 May 2005
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| Posted: Fri Jun 17, 2005 11:40 pm Post subject: |
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I've been on Dave's too long today.  Did that sound kinky? |
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Kwangjuchicken
Joined: 01 Sep 2003
Location: I was abducted by aliens on my way to Korea and forced to be an EFL teacher on this crazy planet.
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| Posted: Sat Jun 18, 2005 3:31 am Post subject: |
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| joe_doufu wrote: |
i imagine dinosaurs with feathers
i'll bet they tasted like chicken
all except for OiGirl's favorite the steak-o-saurus |
  
That just happens to be my great great great great great great great
great great great great great great great great great great great great
great great great great great great grandmother you are talking about. |
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coolsage
Joined: 28 Jan 2003
Location: The overcast afternoon of the soul
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| Posted: Sat Jun 18, 2005 5:52 am Post subject: |
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| Some studies have shown that repeated use of Viagra may cause blindness. Can I use it until I need glasses? |
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OiGirl
Joined: 23 Jan 2003
Location: Hoke-y-gun
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| Posted: Sat Jun 18, 2005 6:54 am Post subject: |
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| Have you got ears? |
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Eunoia
Joined: 06 Jul 2003
Location: In a seedy karakoe bar by the banks of the mighty Bosphorus
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| Posted: Sat Jun 18, 2005 7:13 am Post subject: |
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| There's nothing - NOTHING, I tells ya - better than homemade soup. |
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joe_doufu
Joined: 09 May 2005
Location: Elsewhere
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| Posted: Sat Jun 18, 2005 7:29 am Post subject: |
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| ....chatter chatter chatter chatter chatter chatter GOAL! GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAL! Korea scores! |
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Tiberious aka Sparkles
Joined: 23 Jan 2003
Location: I'm one cool cat!
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| Posted: Sat Jun 18, 2005 7:53 am Post subject: |
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| Eunoia wrote: |
| There's nothing - NOTHING, I tells ya - better than homemade soup. |
I disagree.
[The following are random entries from 'Sparkles's List of Things Better Than Homemade Soup']
6. sex
7. a cold beer after a hard day's work.
21. hearing from a doctor the word 'benign'.
332. shooting a hole-in-one in golf...or in a video game of golf.
555. finding out an ex is in jail/awaiting sentencing.
88,997,970. a good, two-hour Saturday afternoon nap after a fatty brunch replete with OJ.
Sparkles*_* |
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periwinkle
Joined: 08 Feb 2003
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| Posted: Mon Jun 20, 2005 9:43 pm Post subject: |
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Who's Lisa?
Does Oi Girl have a cucmber fetish? |
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captain kirk
Joined: 29 Jan 2003
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| Posted: Tue Jun 21, 2005 5:03 am Post subject: |
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A dinosaur doesn't have to shave everyday, that's something. One horror after another, however. Look at these two; I'll be they don't even floss.
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Eunoia
Joined: 06 Jul 2003
Location: In a seedy karakoe bar by the banks of the mighty Bosphorus
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| Posted: Tue Jun 21, 2005 6:19 am Post subject: |
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| Lisa don't need no braces, but I need a dental plan. |
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OiGirl
Joined: 23 Jan 2003
Location: Hoke-y-gun
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| Posted: Wed Jun 22, 2005 2:38 am Post subject: |
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Does "really really like" = "fetish"?  |
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The Man known as The Man
Joined: 29 Mar 2003
Location: 3 cheers for Ted Haggard oh yeah!
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| Posted: Wed Jun 22, 2005 10:26 am Post subject: |
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| Fat losers get supersized meals |
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periwinkle
Joined: 08 Feb 2003
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| Posted: Wed Jun 22, 2005 5:28 pm Post subject: |
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| I like pickles. Always ask for extra pickles when I hit White Castle. Good stuff. The world would be a better place if there were more White Castles. Sigh... |
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